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The Big Three Plus One => Perfect Dark => Topic started by: SquareGuru on July 06, 2003, 01:32:00 am

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Post by: SquareGuru on July 06, 2003, 01:32:00 am
I find it odd how I now only have like what, maybe 3 records? Do all you people still not believe me?
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Post by: renemesis on July 06, 2003, 01:59:00 am
It depends what records you claim really....

ie: We don't believe you.
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Post by: JugadorJ3 on July 06, 2003, 02:03:00 am
Do you still have a page up for the times you claim(ed)? If so, can you link me?
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Post by: Amoore347 on July 06, 2003, 03:13:00 am
We don't believe anyone until they provide proof, unless they suck uncontrollably.

-Adam
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Post by: Suicide-Eagle on July 06, 2003, 03:41:00 am
Hey!  I haven't been asked for proof!  www.geocities.com/suicide...dtimes.htm (http://www.geocities.com/suicideeagle/pdtimes.htm)
Times of the like are nothing to be sniffed at.  Well.  Some coughmostcough should be thrown at a wall and executed but hey :)  .
Err. Yeah.  What are these records you're claiming.  It's bit of a dippy entance isn't it.  "I have 3 records.  Do you believe me?"  The answer to that sir, is no!
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Post by: SquareGuru on July 06, 2003, 03:59:00 am
If you don't know who I am than you should not comment on the matter =]
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Post by: JugadorJ3 on July 06, 2003, 04:27:00 am
Anyway... how bout that link?

In response to your arrogant comment to SE... I think you should be the one not commenting at all, considering you're the one we despise and SE is respected.
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Post by: Amoore347 on July 06, 2003, 06:14:00 am
Yeah SE, i think you were around before that law came in ;)

-Adam
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Post by: SquareGuru on July 06, 2003, 06:47:00 am
He obviously wasn't around if he doesn't know who I am...and besides, I was trying to post as little as possible here to avoid confrontations from new people...anyways...
www.geocities.com/square_...times.html (http://www.geocities.com/square_guru/solotimes.html)
That last updated date is from I believe 2000...possibly earlier...
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Post by: Your Eliteness on July 06, 2003, 06:56:00 am
His Extraction SA time would be a PAL record (if he's PAL), so he must be NTSC. But his Maian SOS A time and Deep Sea SA time says that he's PAL. In other words, he's multi-systemed, or he's lying.

Plus, the way his times are written prove that he's never had his page taken part in an update program.

EDIT: On some levels you have really good times, but you suck at the next difficulty. And Villa Agent 0:59? You're lying.

ANOTHER EDIT: Here are the times that are definately fake...

Extraction SA 1:32
Villa Agent 0:59
Chicago SA 0:28
Air Base PA 2:09
AF1 SA 1:19
Crash Site A 1:12
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Post by: ShadowZero64 on July 06, 2003, 07:32:00 am
SquareGuru is back!

Let's all celebrate :rolleyes
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Post by: SamSim on July 06, 2003, 07:52:00 am
:lol  @ 0:59 Villa A

If you get kicked out once, you're never allowed back in. That's the rule.
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Post by: JugadorJ3 on July 06, 2003, 08:09:00 am
Extraction SA - why not?
Villa A - you could fall through the wall near the stairs (maybe)
air base PA - very possible
chicago - right...
AF1 SA - perfection

crash site - i suppose not.

True, yes, you and I and everyone knows these times aren't real. His re-posting of their "existance" is probably just for a laugh, for us, too. I just wanted to point out most are possible.
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Post by: rpauk2002 on July 06, 2003, 08:19:00 am
Your first line summed up the stupid in you there. 3 records unless they were like duel and stuff would still need proof.
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Post by: Djie on July 06, 2003, 10:44:00 am
erm Matt...1:19 AF1 SA is not perfection. Its Faked ;)  

And yeah...for Air Base PA it's possible but what a run it would be.
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Post by: renemesis on July 06, 2003, 02:47:00 pm
Assuming he's NTSC, 1:42 Maian is a crock methinks.
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Post by: Ngamer on July 06, 2003, 03:10:00 pm
Wow, SquareGuru!  What a blast from the past.  Actually, Sam, he was never kicked out, because he was never allowed to enter the Elite, the first man we ever held out.  Haha... if you think those times are wild NOW, just imagine what we thought of them back in late summer, 2000.  Yes, they've certainly become somewhat more reasonable over time, but there's still no way he could be added without video proof.
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Post by: Quiet Bol on July 06, 2003, 07:27:00 pm
His Defection :32 is a lie also. Although it's obvious why you missed it. What a gay time now...
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Post by: youseinthehouse on July 07, 2003, 01:16:00 am
Hey, I like this guy, I think I'll add him today!!!!!!

:D
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Post by: JugadorJ3 on July 07, 2003, 03:53:00 am
Personally I would believe 32 defection if pazza or karl or someone in their league claimed it.

Guess i spoke out of line on that AF1 SA stuff;)  Listen to shade, he knows stuff.
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Post by: Dark0Perfection on July 08, 2003, 02:19:00 pm
As a Crash-Site-oholic, I can personally say what a sick time 1:12 would be on agent. I just want to hear an explaination from SquareGuru. Well...? I'm waiting....
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Post by: Bizichyld on July 08, 2003, 11:31:00 pm
Yeah, obviously lying. AF1 SA, blah, etc.

...and :59 Villa A? The crack you're smoking has gone bad. And there's nothing worse than expired crack.
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Post by: SamSim on July 09, 2003, 04:44:00 pm
He's never been kicked out, only barred from joining?

Okay, let's let him in.

*lets SG in*

BANNED!
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Post by: Darren870 on July 10, 2003, 01:04:00 am
Quote
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If you get kicked out once, you're never allowed back in. That's the rule.


will you stop saying that...because i have been let back in


and i remember square...it seems that about 4 people here do...haha
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Post by: captZEEbo on July 21, 2003, 03:52:00 pm
haha I remember squareguru :-D  he was ALL the rage!
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Post by: Mallow on July 23, 2003, 04:06:00 pm
squareguru = my hero, no joke.