Post by: deletedprofile.u on July 20, 2003, 09:11:00 am
This isn't enough though, to make sure that I never play it again I will get a few tools together and have some fun. An axe to pd would fit nicely. I might play some golf with ge. Get a baseball bat to some other games.
But what for the 64? There should be some way to get a last bit of fun out of it. I might have to find some rare tools and a few bricks or something. Oh yeah the controllers too, there must be something I can do with them.
Well done shade. You've successfully taken over the minds of the users of this board which is unfortunately composed of mostly newbs which have no idea about anything. You've done better than I expected you could. No wait, actually, this is what I expected from the elite these days. You have a gift, maybe I should replicate it.
Oh yeah by the way, I lied about some of my pd times, guess which ones. You couldn't could you. The elite is so easy to corrupt, but why should it be so important, it's just a game. I don't know why, but it just fu.cking does. It's such a small fu.cking thing but to some people it means more than everyone else knows. I regret that it did for me but now it's thankfully starting to fade away, and not without a helping hand from the elite itself.
I lied about some times so what. So did shade. Oh yeah disco too. Tim greneby yeah he is a cool guy. I'm sure most top players have lied at one stage.
Now to test out exactly how easily the elite is to play, I'm going to lie about some times tomorrow. Let's see if I get them onto the elite. Tomorrow I'll swear that I got them, bla bla bla.
Hehe, as if I would lie. I had to guys fooled, all my times are true. I might actually play some pd tomorrow though. There are a few times that should be easily to get, improve some of my lame times.
BTW, vote bosshardt, in the elite contest, I dare you.
-Karl
Post by: Djie on July 20, 2003, 09:37:00 am
Post by: ShadowZero64 on July 20, 2003, 09:56:00 am
Btw, I voted for Bosshardt
Post by: Dark-Phoenix-BR on July 20, 2003, 10:00:00 am
@ Shade
Post by: deletedprofile.u on July 20, 2003, 10:01:00 am
Anyway, I'm gonna tape me destroying my 64, it'll be a good vid.
I'll also make dolls with shadow's face on them and run them over.
-Karl
Post by: deletedprofile.u on July 20, 2003, 10:03:00 am
-Karl
Post by: Djie on July 20, 2003, 10:13:00 am
Post by: youseinthehouse on July 20, 2003, 11:26:00 am
Good job Karl!!1 I missed that feeling.
PS WOUTER NEVER LIED!!!!! GO WOUTY!!!!!!
Post by: Dark0Perfection on July 20, 2003, 04:23:00 pm
at WOUTYWow, Karl had me going for a second there, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did do all those things when he is done with N64.
Post by: SamSim on July 20, 2003, 05:41:00 pm
(w00ties, the l33t breakfast)
EDIT: Great googily moogily, this was my 3000th post on this forum. What a miserable waste.
Post by: renemesis on July 20, 2003, 05:47:00 pm
Post by: youseinthehouse on July 20, 2003, 06:02:00 pm
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on July 20, 2003, 08:19:00 pm
Instead of destroying your games and your system, sell them. I mean, I'm sorry if I'm helping you make some easy money, but it would be the obvious smart thing to do.
Post by: vitor on July 21, 2003, 01:11:00 am
nice topic karl.. i still think ur a liar, tho.
Post by: Neo on July 21, 2003, 02:45:00 am
Post by: Your Eliteness on July 21, 2003, 09:15:00 am
If you destroy it, you'll regret it. You would have washed a few hundred dollars down the drain, and might go out and buy another one (like Jimbo). But that copy won't have insane world records on it. You'd have to play for hours and hours on end, just to match the times you have now.
Ahh yes, your times. Either you got 1:21 Crash Site Agent twice, or you're lying. How do I know this? Your PAL page says 1:21. Your NTSC cart says 1:21. You also claimed 1:27 (?) MBR A on PAL, when the PAL record is 1:31. That's 4 seconds, and you didn't tape. I sense BS, yes?
I figure you don't care about posting fake times which don't affect anyone's rank in the Elite. You claimed your 1:21 Crash Site as PAL, because it is possible on PAL. But that makes people in the PAL Elite lose points. How do you think that makes them feel? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't care.
You posted 1:27 MBR A PAL, and failed to put it on your PAL page, although it's quite possible that you forgot you even had a PAL page. You haven't put up your War A 0:26, so the PAL record for War still remains at 0:27.
Because you're at the top of the ranks, everyone looks up at you as a model. They want to be like you. Imagine everyone running around calling each other gay homofags, hating everyone who they don't know, and lying about minor times. The idea may seem funny, but in the end it will lead to people cheating, being frustrated because of the cheaters, and just not getting along with anyone else. Sounds fun, doesn't it?
Now I bet if you hadn't read that sentence a few paragraphs up, you wouldn't know that I was the one who bought your NTSC off you. You probably thought that I was a n00b who didn't even know what the difference was between the two systems. You were certain that I was lying when I claimed Attack Ship PA 3:33, because you didn't know me and thought I was a n00b. You can now download that very vid off Ngamer or Wouter, etc. I bet you don't know that I'm entering the top 20, and have the intention of taking you down (although you probably don't care).
Speaking of which, I should buy a capture card so I can prove my future records...
EDIT: I bet that the time you'll claim to be true is Rescue PA 3:06. It was 3:16 before, and happens to be 3:16 on your NTSC.
Post by: captZEEbo on July 21, 2003, 03:59:00 pm
who knows....see ya later, love gregp.s. it's a good feeling to stop playing nintendo, eh? It's almost like quitting smoking
Post by: Umble-Soup on July 21, 2003, 06:22:00 pm
Shade: *gets #1*
Karl: OMFG, getting number one is totally something I would do, Shade. Way to be a Karl wannabe.
EDIT: Shade: P'ZONED!
Post by: Not-so-Perfect-Dark on July 22, 2003, 12:55:00 am
Post by: Neo on July 22, 2003, 02:14:00 am
Post by: Bizichyld on July 23, 2003, 03:37:00 am
True. I always though of Karl as a male Tyra Banks. (Find the irony in that).
Here's a thought...maybe you should sell you n64 stuff. That way you'll have some money to buy a new system when you come crawling back.
Post by: Jimbo on July 23, 2003, 11:09:00 am