Author Topic: A Christmas Present from Goose  (Read 798 times)

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A Christmas Present from Goose
« on: December 24, 2006, 02:07:00 pm »
I don't know if any of you have realized, but pretty much all I've done since June of 2005, is play this game.  I've risen faster than anyone ever, I've defied what people said about me being a n00b in this game, and I've risen above most to reach summits even I didn't think I could ever reach.

So what's the problem?

I suck at this game and you guys are all to dumb to realize it.  No I didn't get Frigate 1:01 or even 1:03 and I just lied because I played that level way more than Boss and I totally deserve that untied.  I'm a terrible GEer who can't even get such a WR as Frigate 1:03, but you guys think I'm great or sometihng and so I was able to pass it off as if I got some great untied.

Yeah, there were a few of you who suspected I lied and good job on calling that.

I don't feel bad for what I did, mainly because I feel like I deserve that WR and also because I have barely any respect for most of you guys anyways.  There are a few of you I still like, and you guys know who you are.

I guess the best thing to do is just delete my 2 posts in the WR topic, ban me for 6 days from the boards and that's all I suppose.  My times page reads frigate SA 1:04 still and I guess that's all that needs to be done.

I do realize I myself have lost a lot of respect among you guys but hey, in order to get respect you have to give it, which I clearly don't.
"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.  I just think that, you are what you love."  Taylor Swift, Daylight.

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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2006, 02:11:00 pm »
we all like presents so it's all good =)
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2006, 02:12:00 pm »
It's Christmas !!!1`111!!1q

does this mean i get replacement wii remotes ? who cares, ryans post was like the best present ever :)  marry christmas man
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2006, 02:17:00 pm »
:lol

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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2006, 02:22:00 pm »
That was clearly the best display of holiday cheer I've ever witnessed... *tear* My faith in humanity has been restored!

Merry Christmas Ryan White!
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2006, 02:24:00 pm »
Merry Christmas to All! (tommorow):D
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2006, 02:57:00 pm »
That was gay :(

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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2006, 03:06:00 pm »
yeah, well it happens

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2006, 03:23:00 pm »
:rolleyes

Well, whatever.

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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2006, 03:34:00 pm »
It's cool Goose, at least your honest about it.
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2006, 03:51:00 pm »
we all lie an untied WR once in a while
happy birth of a guy who lived 2000 years ago
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2006, 03:56:00 pm »
I always knew goose is teh suckage

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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2006, 04:18:00 pm »
I think it's... haha haha... I think he's haha... hahaha, he's hahahahaahahha lol

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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2006, 04:25:00 pm »
Quote
Quote:
Yeah, there were a few of you who suspected I lied and good job on calling that.


Let's hear some names of those people.:b

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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2006, 05:53:00 pm »
damn goose i wouldnt of had the balls to do that...I salute you

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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2006, 06:00:00 pm »
Lol I thought so, actually, but I never said anything (suddently stopped giving videos?)

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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2006, 07:43:00 pm »
Merry Christmas Goose! I hope you got my card! :D

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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2006, 08:27:00 pm »
I hear ya, man.  Lots of my times are lies, too.

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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2006, 09:33:00 pm »
dude, it really doesn't matter anymore, think about what you lied about...:lol

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« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2006, 10:06:00 pm »
lol

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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2006, 10:27:00 pm »
lol lolll roflol ;lol nub fag lol...


:rollin  Just watched Purepwnage 1
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« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2006, 02:49:00 am »
Wait, so I learned your name the other day--for this!?

But seriously, what the @#%$ is going on here. :|   If you're punking us, I swear I'll unlearn your name this very instant.  And if you actually bullshitted those times, well that's probably worse.  For shaaammmmee.
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« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2006, 03:42:00 am »
bahaha banned:lol

Your life must suck hard...

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« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2006, 08:32:00 am »
What a foolish decision. You put the name Ryan to shame.

As per the policy, you are now untrustable and therefore only your proven times will show on the rankings. Unfortunately, no one appears to have a page with your proven times and no one can be bothered making one, so you're outright banned until a page is made with your provens.

Merry Christmas.

EDIT: Wouter to the rescue! You're up with provens.

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« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2006, 10:20:00 am »
No, this can't be happening no! NO!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No please god this can't be happening! This can't be happening, this can't....  NOOOO!!!!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!


Come back, Goose! Goose! GOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!! g g gG G GOos sS ge GE G

can't you see? GE GoosE Goose=GE GoosE

GoosE

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« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2006, 10:41:00 am »
:(

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« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2006, 11:35:00 am »
illu, are you on drugs?
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« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2006, 11:37:00 am »
I lied about times too better ban me as well :rollin
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« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2006, 12:13:00 pm »
lool so I guess mouser gets special treatment after confessing to lying then.  Also, my current times page (in my sig) is all proven times and does not include those frigate lies, whereas wouter's page is severely outdated (June) and has like nothing of my current proven PRs on it.

But hey, if you want an innacurate rankings what can I care, its Christmas after all.
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« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2006, 12:16:00 pm »
yeah I'll be updating it after being done with turbo. then I'll watch 16,3 GB (2395 files) that are waiting to be watched to go on proven and whatnot.
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