Guess what, me and greg had sex a few times like 3 years ago when we first met. He was @#%$ though, and i guess I was as well but i mean it was my first time and greg had a few notches on his belt already. He was very gentle though and very accomodating to my lack of experience. Ive never had a lover like greg, even though there have been some that know what they are doing a little better. Though ill always remember my times with greg more vividly than any other. And who knows, we may meet again one day, and make sensual love with each other.
On a more serious note, there was this one time greg fell asleep on the couch next to me and i had a bat. PWNED