Well, today is September 1, 2006. I dont know how many of you are super-observant, but you may have noticed exactly one year ago today, I was added to the GE World Ranks. If you didnt notice me then, maybe you did on November 16 when I got Cradle Agent 0:35. If not then, then maybe it was on January 5th, when I got my first untied with Surface 2 Agent 0:51. If not then, maybe it was when I beat marsh in the summer contest, or maybe it was just one random time when I got into chat. No matter how or when, Im sure most of you have noticed my presence here for the past year. I can only say its been a great year with a lot of great memories and Id just like to thank many people who have made this journey so enjoyable. So in other words, this topic will be like a thanks or just a shout out to all my elite pals.
*start girly emotional writing*
Alex Anderson You are definitely the most influential to my elite life, and even my real life. (whether thats a good thing or not

) You captured my tapes, I learned how to glowstick from those vids you made, you showed me to love frigate and bunker 2, and you showed me that people who did drugs a few times in their life arent really so bad like I always thought. Theres so much to add, but so little space, so you being the guy whos kissed guys, and me being a really gay heterosexual, Ill just say I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
Michael Kirkness Dude, you are the man. We didnt even talk on AIM for 2 months and only communicated through the boards at first, but I always felt that bond with you. We were just the two new Canadian newcomers who could get WRs. Not too much to add here, but just youre like my brother here.
Bryan Bosshardt I remember the first time I talked to you. Like many, I was very intimidated. But now you are one of the guys Im most comfortable talking to on AIM. Especially after we started talking a lot (like 4 hours/day) around the start of the Summer Contest, you really lived up to my (and n00bs alike) expectations of the GE king, unretiring and getting all those great WRs. Youve really helped me rise up the ranks always giving me advice, and its great to talk to you all that time. Thanks for being a great friend man.
Greg Larkin Dude, I hated you at the start. You were a huge n00b. I have no idea what happened, but now youre one of my best friends here. Ive helped you in GE, and youve helped me in life and such, so thanks man. As far as real life goes, I bet you would be a real good friend of mine, even outside the elite. Cant truly say that about too many people I suppose. Thanks for always being there man.
Brandon Sanford I know we dont talk so much anymore, but you are easily one of the most influential to my GE career. My first two untieds used strats that you came up with. When I passed you for the top 10, that was the moment I really saw myself as having potential in this game. Thanks for just being a nice guy who helped me start out in here.
Jean-Franois Dubreuil Yea, youre important. When I first got WRs and had no VCR, I came to you to ask what to do. You helped me, and I guess if I had claimed some of my unproven times people would have got mad and maybe I would have been chased from the-elite. Apart from that, you are the coolest guy here. Thanks.
Ilari Pekkala We dont talk much, but I mean, we have some bond or something. Just the two guys who tore GE apart recently. Well we both had emo problems and like, its just we are good at GE and like maybe to do other stuff. Well who knows, maybe its better. Argh, just thanks dude for being that other 1337 pwner of this game nowadays.
Wouter Jansen No idea what to thank you for, but I guess youre cool to talk to on AIM sometimes, you always have that legendary aura around you, and you helped me with some strats on GE. Thanks.
Jim Barrett Well for one, you told me how to deal with girls which might come in handy sometime soon.

Well, I really dont mind you so much. Many people think youre gay or w/e, but youre cool to me. Thanks for just being Jimbo.
Dan Cervone Ive talked to you twice ever, but passing you is the greatest accomplishment of my gaming career. When I joined, you were tearing the game apart, and I guess not talking to you has kept you that idol of greatness that we all see the top 5 like as n00bs. You showed its possible to get POY one year, and get laid the next, so thanks for being cool.
Mike Gaydeski Youre a cool guy. We modded the sandbox and not Spamtown together, so like we own the spam boards or something. Well we stopped spamming so much recently. Yea, things are better for us I guess. Wont go into too many details, yea whatever. Youre cool and all. Oh yea, you got cool WRs too when you were playing. Dunno what else. Sall then.
Greg Lewis Well, havent talked to you much about the games, but I mean, youre definitely one of the coolest and most interesting guys to talk to. Dont know if youll even read this but yea, w/e, youre cool. Thanks for being so cool. Wow, I suck at using different words.
Thomas Andrews You are the only guy I can talk to about some certain things. Wont go into too many details but youre my RRW friend here. Fun to talk about those crazy DLW guys with you. Also, thanks for adding me to the n00b rivalry. That really got me playing for rank which I guess lead to me getting so high ranked. Thanks man!
Adam Matis You really inspired me to beat your jungle times. That rivalry we had (even for just those 2 days) was really the first I ever had, and passing you really made me open my eyes. Youre extra cool because you can get laid one day, and get a cool PR the next. Looking forward to when I get Metroid DS so I can get pwned.

Thanks for being so cool.
Greg Woll Well, I dont really have so much to say about you. Your woll factor and woll shot are inspirational to all us GE players. You also coined the term Goosian situation. Youre cool to talk to also when we get the chance. Thanks man!
Luke Szklarz Youre the first new guy I feel like I influenced in GE. I mean, when I first started, I idolized guys like Jimbo or Dan, and then to think that now new guys idolize me in the same way, its very flattering. Thanks also for being such a great guy to talk to.
Steven Haley Yea, well you started playing GE and you pwned at it. I thought that was really cool. Youre a great Canadian pal whos cool to chat with. Thanks dude.
Brian King Yea man, you specifically explained to me how to kiss a girl. That was really nice of you dude. Plus youre Canadian and like hockey. You work for coke and have cool stories. Youre just one @#%$ awesome guy.
Jon Bearder One of the nicest guys here. Never seemed to get fed up when I got all emo. Was just, hmm, youd make a great father I reckon. No idea what that means
Steve Bryze Another great guy though sometimes youre an asshat in chat. Alone in IM or usually on the boards and stuff youre a decent fellow. You have a really soothing voice which is pleasant to listen to. Just thanks for being cool or whatever.
FW Youre the only guy I talk to a lot but dont know the full name of. Paul something I hope

Anyways, youre a really great guy to talk to for sure. Its especially cool you can pwn TS and be admin there, and still have time to talk to a random guy like me. Thanks!
Random Shout-Outs
Adam, Trent and Henrik Dont talk to you guys much (Adam at all.) but GE top 10 so like, you guys are cool or something.
Glen Stevens Youre a cool guy to talk to on AIM and you scare me with your S2 A skills.
Jimmy Bauer Also a cool guy to talk to sometimes. Uploaded vids for you, you show much potential as a future GE player. Keep it up. (if you want
YE Thanks for adding me to the elite and telling me what viewing the source is!
Fal Youre just really cool man! Nicest cool guy, yea, you own.
Shep Thanks for helping me clean up my comp!
SZ youre hilarious dude! I think even min mor would think so.
Ange Youre the cutest eliter. Yea, that sounds SO gay, but I mean, the convos I have with you, I just want to hug you or something. Not sexually or anything, just out of happy cuteness. Anyhow, thanks for being patient and helping me keep my French skills. Meri mon ange! Tu es si mignon!
Axel I used to hate you but were cool now. Youre a cool guy also.
***@#%$ IM USING THE WORD COOL TOO MUCH IN THIS***
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh running out of space and thinking hard now. Just gonna list a bunch of people I like here and so on:
octo, qb, shang, lec, Dayle, typo, zerg, kirby, Garrett, nodjo, wabs, neo, Eise, ace, laercio and anyone else who made this journey worthwhile. Sorry if I forgot you, but I probably love you and was tired and forgot. Just tell me and Ill add you here
Well theres one year gone. I mean, I think a lot sometimes and theres a lot of things I need to do this year, so I know this next year with the elite will be different. I still look forward to being here, since I love this place. I cant say for sure that Ill be as active and involved, but I hope I can as much as I am able to do so.
Thanks for making this year a great one elite!