Author Topic: A Great Day in GE History (Read 1193 times)

RWG · « **on:** June 26, 2006, 11:18:00 am »

If you have been keeping up with the GE boards, you probably knew that this was coming. If not, get ready for something huge to hit you right now. The largest event of this year has just transpired. Yes, that is right.

I, Ryan White have passed Jim Barrett in the Goldeneye Ranks.

Unbelievable? Crazy? Insane? Yes. But, you ask, how could the man known as the Goose pass someone so great as Jim Barrett?

"The answer is simple. The gayer you are, the more you succeed at GE." Said Dr. Mike Gaydeski. "Ryan was willing to sacrifice extreme amounts of his sexual orientation in order to overcome the supreme gayness of Jimbo." *

Jim Barrett is currently unavailible for comment.

Jim Barrett, known as the gloating type, has the words "I>Goose" written at the top of his times page. The times page was changed by Ryan White himself to change this inscrption, along with a personal message.

Still not convinced? Let's take a look at the numbers.

Current Points:
Goose - 5518
Jimbo - 5513

Current WRs:
Goose: 18
Jimbo: 6

Most WRs ever held at one point:
Goose: 18
Jimbo:9

Points on Silo Leaderboard:
Goose: 297
Jimbo: 287

Best Time on Surface 2 Agent:
Goose: 0:51
Jimbo: 0:53

Percentage of passing the first round in the Elite Summer Contest:
Goose: 100%
Jimbo 0%

Gay Lovers:
Goose: 0
Jimbo: 3

Finally, the GE rankings have been updated with a cool new feature. In case you haven't seen them yet today, here is what they look like: **

Who's the best non-dot user now? Bitch.

*Not an actual quote from Mike Gaydeski
**The ranks were not actually updated like this

Lark · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2006, 11:55:00 am »

Hahahahah pwned!

Nice topic Ryan, I got a huge kick out of it!

"I screwed Jimbo's mor!" :rollin

Jimbo is teh gay! Nascar'd!!!!

ShadowZero64 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2006, 12:21:00 pm »

Nicely done :hat

Jimbo · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2006, 12:25:00 pm »

Props I guess, took you long enough, I haven't seriously played GE for multiple PRs since May 2004 though bitch, congratulations on your slow, painful journey

. Just take note that I was TOC with no dot, and probably still could be if GE was practical now. Whatever, numbers don't lie, good job. You'd better take over 4th or something now.

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2006, 02:35:00 pm »

Good job Goose.

RWG · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2006, 02:44:00 pm »

Here is the vid of the WR that was key in this journey.

www.thengamer.com/GE/11-Archives/

The 16 is in there ^^

Ngamer · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2006, 02:50:00 pm »

Ouch! There's only one thing a humiliation like this could result in... a Jimbo comeback!

Silent Thunder · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2006, 04:34:00 pm »

Ha ha. Jimbo is gay.

TreAKAHotdog · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2006, 04:48:00 pm »

psh, im below the suckiness line.

whatever

you wait, you just wait...

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2006, 05:35:00 pm »

I'm 100% sure Jim won't return. I'm saying this because 1) I know it's true and 2) it might make him return anyway just to prove me wrong

Fal2002 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:41:00 pm »

Congrats Goose, keep going!

matt8k · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:51:00 pm »

Respect to you.
Would I be correct in saying:

Highest GE (Points) Rank:
Jimbo - 3
Goose - 6

Go chase it!

Troublesome Moral Code · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:53:00 pm »

Hey! Congrats and stuff, and your 16 was cool. I guess I'll wait for your tapes, whenever or if you're gonna send them this way.

Vulpex · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2006, 10:32:00 pm »

Just one thing regarding this:

...um, aside from Trent's expressed disappointment, it needs to be pointed out that you essentially said that Henrik, Brandon and Matthijs suck. That's clearly not true.

Also, speaking empirically, both Trent and Henrik are better than yourself in all three difficulties, if you'd care to check.

That being said, well done on breaking 1:20:00. Only 8 other players have done that, so it's something to be proud of.

RWG · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2006, 10:53:00 pm »

Thanks for tearing apart that joke Kent. Allow me to elaborate.

This entire topic was made in order to offend only Jimbo. I didn't even want to offend Jimbo a lot really, just a bit. You can't see anyone's name below that line, so obviously it's aimed at Jimbo.

Furthermore, I have had many conversations with Alex, where we both agree that we both suck at GE. If the 5, 6 players, suck, how can lower ranked players not? I'm not saying this is true at all, that we suck, but still, I think I do.

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Also, speaking empirically, both Trent and Henrik are better than yourself in all three difficulties

I don't understand what this means. Sorry. Care to explain?

Thanks everyone for the appreciation and my apologies if I offended anyone.

edit - you mean in time ranks?

bcks · « **Reply #15 on:** June 27, 2006, 12:09:00 am »

I suck!

Jimbo · « **Reply #16 on:** June 27, 2006, 02:19:00 am »

A few things to rebuttle I guess...

1. My mom said you were the worst sex she's ever had, chode's don't work in America dude.

Lets check out some of your times compared to mine...hehe

Bunker 1 SA = 0:23 / 0:25
Bunker 1 00A = 1:08 / 1:13 lolz
Bunker 2 00A = 1:09 / 1:14 lolz
Control SA = 4:21 / 4:30 lolz
Control 00A = 4:22 / 4:36 lololz
Caverns SA 1:25 / 1:28 ha
Caverns 00A 1:52 / 1:58 (my run was a fluke, meh)
Egypts all.

I do believe most of those involve accuracy, in which a dot perhaps could be your help. I dominate these levels, you still suck. So I > you without teh dot, EAT IT GOOSE

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #17 on:** June 27, 2006, 02:22:00 am »

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Caverns SA 1:25 / 1:28 ha

So you're admitting that 1:23 is fake?

RWG · « **Reply #18 on:** June 27, 2006, 02:38:00 am »

Facility A 47/48
Facility SA 56/58
Facility 00 57/58
Runway 00 38/39
Surface 1 A 103/104
Surface 1 SA 150/152
Surface 1 00 150/152
Silo A 105/106
Silo 00 131/134
Frigate SA 104/110
Frigate 00 114/117
Surface 2 A 51/53
Surface 2 SA 55/56
Surface 2 00 133/137
Statue A 222/224
Statue SA 222/223
Statue 00 221/223
Archives A 16/17
Archives SA 55/56
Streets SA 156/157
Streets 00 156/157
Train SA 140/145
Train 00 215/216
Cradle A 35/36
Aztec 00 201/209

So stfu

If I can have a bunch of really shitty times and still be ahead of you, then what does that say?

bcks · « **Reply #19 on:** June 27, 2006, 03:34:00 am »

That he hasn't used the new train strat?

Which is ironicly the level you past him on. :lol

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #20 on:** June 27, 2006, 04:20:00 am »

Jim doesn't have proof for his 1:23 so I'd say he didn't get it.

as for suckiness and such.. I'd say it starts to begin being pretty good at 4th place. the only one under 4th place that has impressed me somewhat is Michael.. but if he keeps at it, his rank will show it too.

the Blueline Goddess · « **Reply #21 on:** June 27, 2006, 09:30:00 am »

Am I the only one that gags a little at the word "Jimbowned?" Say it out loud with me, kids... Jim-boned. *shudders*

Wabs · « **Reply #22 on:** June 27, 2006, 10:56:00 am »

That's a funny topic ! :lol

Congrats Goose, I didn't know you were a non-dot player, and since I'm not at all a fan of that dot, let me sincerely congratulate you !
I hope you'll get even higher and wish you the best at GE !

RWG · « **Reply #23 on:** June 27, 2006, 11:01:00 am »

Thanks wabs and everyone who appreciates this topic!

Special thanks to Brandon, Jimbo and Kent for ruining the topic. Thanks guys!

RK · « **Reply #24 on:** June 27, 2006, 12:39:00 pm »

Great Job Ryan!

(*hopes to be on the ruining the topic list*)

But still great job.

bcks · « **Reply #25 on:** June 27, 2006, 03:12:00 pm »

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Am I the only one that gags a little at the word "Jimbowned?" Say it out loud with me, kids... Jim-boned. *shudders

Thats how i read it too. :lol

Wtf did i do, all i did was point out a fact, in both posts. :evil

silver angel · « **Reply #26 on:** June 27, 2006, 05:13:00 pm »

<3 Ryan, fun read!
But I'll recognize your superiority only once you'll get a pair of Jimbo's sweaty pants!

Cervone · « **Reply #27 on:** June 27, 2006, 08:24:00 pm »

Nice job, but my passing of Jim was definitely cooler...

Jimbo · « **Reply #28 on:** June 27, 2006, 09:05:00 pm »

Yeah Dan not only passed me out of nowhere, but pretty much ruined my career. @#%$.

Vulpex · « **Reply #29 on:** June 27, 2006, 09:15:00 pm »

Ah! Sorry if that made me appear as something of a killjoy.

Just thought I'd jump in to defend a couple of the higher ranked guys who are just below Trent and Jim. Of course I suck at GE (relatively, duh) but yeah, those guys don't. I can't imagine how you could rationalise your own GE suckiness. You're in teh Top 10 after all.

Yes Ryan, I meant in terms of time totals for each difficulty. So without bringing the rest of the elite into the equation as points totals do, they've achieved slightly better times than you (so far, of course

).

RWG · « **Reply #30 on:** June 27, 2006, 10:51:00 pm »

Yea, no problem. Just read Wouter's post really. The higher up you get, the more you realize you can improve. I'm sure the other guys 7th-12th agree

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bcks · « **Reply #31 on:** June 27, 2006, 11:52:00 pm »

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The higher up you get, the more you realize you can improve.

I don't quite fill that way, the higher up i go the more i realize im runing out of levels to help gain "good" points on. Also the higher up I get, the more I make more insain goals for myself, which will prolly never be reached.

Matthijsdadutchman · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2006, 04:35:00 am »

Haha, fun Jimbo-humiliating. Nicely done Goose!

Though I have read between the lines somewhere that I suck...and it's so true :lol

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-Matthijs

Laercio-Rodolfo · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2006, 07:34:00 am »

Hilarious topic :lol

Well done Goose! You deserved the 6th place! And you'll get more, more and more! Or less*, for a certain point of view.

(*less seconds, lol)

Tom-the-Toad · « **Reply #34 on:** June 29, 2006, 06:39:00 pm »

I think wouter kicks all your arses - old skool

Kim, your as gay as plum, and GE - well.. wiki will make you immortal.

Smit · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2006, 05:38:00 pm »

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He told me that him and I are very alike.

He most likely didnt say that?

Jim?

Jimbo · « **Reply #36 on:** July 07, 2006, 12:18:00 pm »

I'll give the kid props, he's not as dumb as he appears on the boards, he's got quite the sports knowledge. I only said that I am like him in the sense that I was like him when I was 14, that's all.

ShadowZero64 · « **Reply #37 on:** July 07, 2006, 01:14:00 pm »

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Mega congrats. But Jimbo is nice. To me that is. He told me that him and I are very alike.

Well, you actually do remind me about Jimbo.
Here's a post he made 4 years ago when he was a noob, almost the same style as you: p075.ezboard.com/fperfect...=831.topic

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Author Topic: A Great Day in GE History (Read 1193 times)