The reason I haven't had any new times for a long while now is fairly simple.
I felt like we needed more good players around, so I figured I'd create several of my own.
I played like crazy, but in stead of claiming plenty of crazy new records as my own, I'd spread them around these made up players. Thus, not all levels would have good times in comparison with the others for the separate players. Some levels were just so easy I could repeat them at will and so it could be claimed more than once.
The players, have quite some things in common. They'd both live in Canada, both would have an animal reference to his name, both would get untieds pretty fast, both would amaze to good extend. This, to make believe they were the same person. But who would have thought that...
I am both Michael Kirkness and Ryan White
