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RWG · « **Reply #400 on:** March 30, 2006, 12:08:00 am »

You made my post seem non sequitor. YOU ARSEHOLE.

Streets A - 1:14 #25, 26, 27

#26 and #27 were consecutive runs. I believe this brings me equal to mgay for most 1:14s currently at 27.

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #401 on:** March 30, 2006, 12:11:00 am »

Sorry, I have 28

Good job on getting 2 consecutive 1:14s. As far as I know, I'm the only other person to have done that.

Boss · « **Reply #402 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:16:00 am »

I'm sure Wouter has way more 114s..

Wyst3r · « **Reply #403 on:** March 30, 2006, 02:53:00 am »

If i'm not mistaken Wouter only got like 13-14 1:14's or something before 1:13. I had like 17 1.14's while going for 1:13. Too bad the GL guy is NEVER there or else i'd cake 1:13.

Infected Mind · « **Reply #404 on:** March 30, 2006, 03:25:00 am »

i have 39 wouter jansen streets 114s. i think he got more though like 45 or so

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #405 on:** March 30, 2006, 09:19:00 am »

I have 40 captured 1:14s, I have a 2 in a row.

Also I don't believe you never got a single Grenade Launcher dude. Unless you did like 17 1:14s in a row and couldn't handle playing any longer than like 30 minutes. And if 1:13 would be so cake, you'd therefor have it already on any of the few runs (or the only run) where the dude does appear. the dude isn't a guaranteed 1:13, you still need an extra boost or 2 or a really good strafed run, and as we all know GE too well, you know it will very often screw up your run when it finally seemed to all fall in place.. you'd get like a backboost right at the end or so. 1:13 isn't necessairily tough, but you make it sound as if it's like cradle 36, which seems to be a lot easier nowadays.

DYM · « **Reply #406 on:** March 31, 2006, 07:12:00 am »

Jungle Agent 58

Illu · « **Reply #407 on:** March 31, 2006, 09:11:00 am »

anyway I got Cradle 37 but it was 38 so @#%$, at least it was a 37 I would have needed 36 to pass Wouter but at least I got... 3... fuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaarrrrggghhhh 8

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #408 on:** March 31, 2006, 10:15:00 am »

it's not about passing me.. you should be playing because you know you can get a new record on the level. if everyone ties everything, it wouldn't be any fun, it serves no purpose except striking egos, but I don't think I'm wrong when I say an untied does that much more.

Illu · « **Reply #409 on:** March 31, 2006, 10:45:00 am »

Yeah well it's more motivating to try for untieds at times, sometimes I just.. well I get your point... Silo A 1.08 $:\$

Wyst3r · « **Reply #410 on:** March 31, 2006, 12:34:00 pm »

What i meant was, It's damn rare to get GL and it's like very very rare you get it on a good run with 2 boosts before him.

And those times i did get it on a pretty good run, i probably had a stuck or missed BA or something so i only get like 1:14.2 or something like that. 1:13 is easy timewise but i just don't have enough patience to wait for a good run with GL.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #411 on:** March 31, 2006, 01:11:00 pm »

Frigate 23 is incredibly easy timewise..

Wyst3r · « **Reply #412 on:** March 31, 2006, 03:06:00 pm »

The luck factor on Frigate is a little bit bigger though

RWG · « **Reply #413 on:** March 31, 2006, 04:30:00 pm »

If the GL guy was there every run, most guys would have 1:13 in about 1 hour. But thats like saying, if the frigate hostages escaped every run, most guys would have :23 in 2 minutes. :rolleyes

Yea. 1:13 is good. And you WILL get screwed out of it when you have your first 1:13 run. :23 is even better. In conclusion, Wouter has insane untieds. :smokin

edit - Forgot to mention. Yesterday I did 2 more Caverns A - 1:03s, for a total of 4. They were 3:0 and 3:1 boost runs.

RK · « **Reply #414 on:** March 31, 2006, 06:12:00 pm »

I know I'd be trying Frigate way more if the hostages escaped every time. That would be really nice!

And I know what you mean, whenever I have a good run, I get the worst luck...*cough*Ruins*cough

Jack-sn · « **Reply #415 on:** March 31, 2006, 06:39:00 pm »

If all the hostages on freegay always escaped in time, it would be heaven =)

Infected Mind · « **Reply #416 on:** March 31, 2006, 07:17:00 pm »

if they escaped everytime frigate would be gay

Lark · « **Reply #417 on:** March 31, 2006, 11:59:00 pm »

I'm not following you Alex.....

flukey lukey · « **Reply #418 on:** April 01, 2006, 12:03:00 am »

yeah

Infected Mind · « **Reply #419 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:03:00 am »

thats what makes the frigate times so respectable is that aspect.

frigate 23 would be more common or just as common as depot 26 otherwise. however 23 is probly the best record in the elite imo.

if they escaped everytime it would be a dull level, and no fun and gay.

on that note, almost nothing brings as much excitment in ge as that cinema popping up on a good run

RWG · « **Reply #420 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:11:00 am »

This is 100% true. If you think it'd be funner to have them escape every time, and have 23 be the most common record in the elite, then you just have to look at yourself and say "man, I can't put forth the effort and time to have a good run where they escape for a nice PR"

which basically means you're a chode

flukey lukey · « **Reply #421 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:21:00 am »

If my 102 caverns actually happens, will it be the first record on the elite to have 0 shots fired?

RWG · « **Reply #422 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:27:00 am »

Bunker 1 A - 0:17
Surface 2 A - 0:51 (I do shoot a guy, but it wasn't necessary)
Train A - 1:05 (depending on whether or not you consider the laser a "shot")

Maybe the other trains, but I forget.

I'm not sure, but maybe someone has done caverns 103 with no shots. Still, I don't know why or HOW you can get by trev without shooting. That alone is impressive. I went for 102 kind of the other day, and that helped me die, so good luck.

flukey lukey · « **Reply #423 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:40:00 am »

ah, bunker 1, forgot about that one. i think the others dont really count. yes, getting past trev without shooting is hard, but gets easier with practice. the hardest part is the guard on the spiral. i might end up shooting him - probly faster for me anyways. 102 = death

RWG · « **Reply #424 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:45:00 am »

Lol, I guess since I've only ever NOT shot the spiral guy, I practiced that. I never get stuck on him.

You ever get runs where the guy on top of the spiral is facing the other direction? like, walking towards the door?

Yea, how many 103s you up to now?

lol, sorry for all the questions. Whats your AIM SN?

Boss · « **Reply #425 on:** April 01, 2006, 01:49:00 am »

I don't remember shooting my gun at all for any Runway A/SA/00A (if the tank doesn't count).

Jack-sn · « **Reply #426 on:** April 02, 2006, 10:22:00 pm »

Streets A 1:15 seven times in the past twenty minutes... 1:14 is gonna happen soon, then I'm done with this level like...forever

RWG · « **Reply #427 on:** April 02, 2006, 10:59:00 pm »

From a while back:

Streets 1:14 X 29

So I guess I currently hold the lead for most 1:14s without a 1:13. :rolleyes

Jack-sn · « **Reply #428 on:** April 02, 2006, 11:26:00 pm »

I know I won't get a 1:13 anyway, so I won't try it :rollin

Matis · « **Reply #429 on:** April 03, 2006, 10:25:00 am »

Jungle AG :56 kinda ran into a few problems.............guards *COUGH*

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #430 on:** April 03, 2006, 10:39:00 am »

several posts up:

'I have 40 captured 1:14s, I have a 2 in a row.'

several posts later:

'Streets 1:14 X 29

So I guess I currently hold the lead for most 1:14s without a 1:13.'

you think I played more streets agent and got 12+ 1:14s after my 1:13?

vitor · « **Reply #431 on:** April 03, 2006, 11:52:00 am »

Good point.

CreepingDeath007 · « **Reply #432 on:** April 03, 2006, 09:14:00 pm »

Surface 1 SA 1:53 x5 wtf

RWG · « **Reply #433 on:** April 03, 2006, 09:33:00 pm »

Wouter - WHO DOESN'T HAVE 1:13 RIGHT NOW
and its not like you aren't one to go for 1:12

Jimmy - Lol, thats normal for that level.

edit - p075.ezboard.com/fperfectdarkelitefrm11.showMessageRange?topicID=2639.topic&start=261&stop=280

Look at THAT. At the bottom of that page. I claim 24 1:14s, and Wouter says "I had less streets." WHAT THE HELL, NO YOU DIDN'T.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #434 on:** April 04, 2006, 06:39:00 am »

can't you think any further?

you didn't say 'right now' in your other post

-and-

I'm not sure why I said that then, but it has it's reason, probably I only counted those since going for 1:13 until I got it. and you're right I'd go for 1:12 sometime, altho it would probably need 10-11 boosts.

point of interest: I had 14 NTSC 1:14s with GL before the 1:13, thus 1:13 isn't even near guaranteed with GL. it can even make the final time be worse than when you'd get a run w/o GL and like 2 boosts less even.

RWG · « **Reply #435 on:** April 04, 2006, 08:13:00 am »

lol, I know the GL doesn't guarantee @#%$ for 1:13, and I hope you're directing that at Henrik, since he was the one who said GL guarantees 1:13.

All the GL and no backboosts guarantees is a mid-high 1:14. Which is why more boosts/great strafing is needed too, and is why 1:13 is a frickin GOOD WR.

Wyst3r · « **Reply #436 on:** April 04, 2006, 08:37:00 am »

I can't remember me ever saying GL guarantees 1:13, I just said that you need GL to get 1:13 unless you're like insanely lucky with boosts or something.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #437 on:** April 04, 2006, 08:58:00 am »

yeah it was directed at Henrik.

Henrik, you said:

'Too bad the GL guy is NEVER there or else i'd cake 1:13.'

and

'1:13 is easy timewise';

same thing as saying "1:13 speed is easy".

but then you could also say runway 22 speed is easy.

Wyst3r · « **Reply #438 on:** April 04, 2006, 09:16:00 am »

I still didn't say 1:13 was guaranteed just becouse of the GL.

And 1:13 speed is very easy comparing with other maxed wr's like 22 runway.

but seriously, this is getting lame.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #439 on:** April 04, 2006, 09:56:00 am »

you could phrase it much better by saying that you think that it's easier to get a boost healthy run on streets when you get the GL, than to get a boost healthy runway.

Illu · « **Reply #440 on:** April 04, 2006, 10:51:00 am »

...just shut the @#%$ up and play

Troublesome Moral Code · « **Reply #441 on:** April 04, 2006, 03:40:00 pm »

I bet Wouter gives himself grenade boosts so he can get to the bathroom quicker.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #442 on:** April 04, 2006, 04:59:00 pm »

some other post stated I never went out of the bathroom though

RWG · « **Reply #443 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:31:00 pm »

heheh, I LOL'd at Illu's post :lol

IMO the hardest part of a good run on streets A, whether or not it gives a 1:13, is killing the GL guard before he blows one in your face, without losing too much speed, and actually pickup up the GL.

If I could do that everytime the GL guard was there on a run with a 2+ boost ratio already, then 1:13 MIGHT be cake.

I've only ever done that once, had a 8/1 ratio with one GL boost left, and got sideboosted into that abutting wall with about 2.5 seconds left in the run. :rolleyes

edit - I played GE today, like a retard. Went against what I told myself, and played some damn GE. What do I get?

Egypt 00 - 0:54 X 7

Yea, what the hell. :rolleyes

@#%$ YOU GE

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #444 on:** April 06, 2006, 10:02:00 pm »

For Streets:

Turn off auto aim, shoot the GL guard in the head in full strafe. I DARE someone to try that!

Wyst3r · « **Reply #445 on:** April 07, 2006, 01:48:00 am »

The problem is, other than it just being insanely hard, is that he will most likely blow you up with the GL and you'll be boosted back to the beginning and not have enough health to use all boosts.

I believe like 90% of my 2+ boosts runs were screwed like that. Even more annoying is when you kill him and miss the GL.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #446 on:** April 07, 2006, 06:32:00 am »

I still went for a close kill just to save some time.. maybe if you start thinking about all those things you'll realise that 1:13 isn't that easy as you made it seem.

Noone but me is in a position to say anything about it anyway.

Wabs · « **Reply #447 on:** April 07, 2006, 02:33:00 pm »

Dam 00 2:13.
That run looks like 5 seconds faster than my first 2:13...
I really don't get anything on Dam.

Illu · « **Reply #448 on:** April 07, 2006, 04:24:00 pm »

Control A 4:02

Good run, I need an faster ending, it's probably a bit rare to have Nat escape as fast as on Bryans 4:00, this might not have been 4:00 anyway even with the fastest Nat but I think I just might have the speed but it's pretty hard.

Wonder if we'll ever see sub 4 without Bryan.

flukey lukey · « **Reply #449 on:** April 09, 2006, 12:29:00 am »

Caverns 103 * ~15 :eek

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