The day before yesterday, I went on the boards and saw the new Elite prodigy Michael "MouserScribe" Kirkness posting a time that made me breathe: "Damn, this guy finally did a human time. This Surface I 2'09 shows that there are still some levels left where I have something to say - to him". Even if, I have to acknowledge, my poor 1'58 could be improved to 1'56. The day after - yesterday evening, to be precise - I had a look at the boards just as every day, and...also at the "New PR" topic. Man, I just realized I knew anything about life, and above all, I began to wonder seriously who this Mouser was. Today, when arriving I saw his name in the new WR topic, I tought "Is it 1'50?". Not at all, lost. But enough. I told to myself "Now I want to know."
I first thought of the AFD 2006, with Jon preparing it in advance, to say the least. Of course, it needed the help of a man called Michael Kirkness for real, but with times that just didn't match the reality.
I don't know why (actually I think I can find why...), this version didn't satisfied me as well.
I then tought of the greatest whoarding of all time, of a man that played GE a lot until today, and who lately discovered the elite. He found it funny to release his times one by one, making other people believe he was a newbie making wonderful progress...
Once again, this version of the facts didn't have my full approval: why would he have played so much if he didn't know the elite, and how would he have discovered all these strats? (cradle 00 for example). And if he knew the elite, why deprive himself of all these WR for so long?
Finally, I thought of Alex playing a big joke to everyone: a friend of him, Michael, had never heared of GE before this summer. When he saw that he began to get some World Records, Alex - and I don't know if it is the result of a bet lost or something else - just decided to "give" his new PR to this friend. The latter played the trick finely and all the vid stuff would be in reality Alex stuff, who definitely found it funnier to make times under his "new name".
But, in all this, it's not much to say that I'm not convinced - at all - in inventing stories to contend myself.
I finally decided to think that was "The Man with the Golden Hands", or maybe also "The Man who didn't care", because, I'm not the first to notice this: who here, can honestly overtape an Archives 16? Please, ask Alex if you don't know what this time means...
So if you're real MouserScribe, you must be the incarnation of some divinity of gaming, at least in your hands. Your progression is unbelievable (Doing a 1'51 after one day of training is...*no words left*), and even if I don't know exactly when you started to play, I dare to imagine you're one of the last here.
Just Congratulations.
From silver angel with <3
Edit: some of you may think after reading this that I attach too much importance in Goldeneye or something, but that's just that I'm very impressed, and I wanted to write something cool to congratulate Mouser

. Please don't misunderstand this post.
Btw, I forgot the hypothesis "Mouser got a beta game in which moves are faster"
