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« Reply #300 on: December 08, 2005, 03:25:00 pm »
ok, welcome?

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« Reply #301 on: December 09, 2005, 02:14:00 am »
Control 00 - 5:40

rofl, and it was a good run.  Thought I had sub 5 minutes here.  How gay.  Oh well.  More gay control tomorrow I guess.

Whats the b/a WR?
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« Reply #302 on: December 09, 2005, 02:42:00 am »
00 4:19<><><

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« Reply #303 on: December 09, 2005, 03:06:00 am »
Cradle A 0:38

For all the times that you didn't die for me Alec, @#%$ you. @#%$ you because I @#%$ UP shooting at the console on this one and THEN YOU DECIDE TO BE A @#%$ AND DIE.
grrr. >:  Now I'm gonna get reckless and chase this record like a mofo.

And at least I beat my previous time by one second, and I got it on tape. =p
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« Reply #304 on: December 09, 2005, 11:56:00 am »
Depot 00 - 1:30
Control A - 4:27
Ststue SA - 2:36 - I finally shot him without killing him.

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« Reply #305 on: December 09, 2005, 07:20:00 pm »
ELEVEN HOURS OF STRAIGHT PLAYING WITH NO BREAKS WHATSOEVER GETS ME THIS.

Cradle A 0:36

Canadian record! :D
I'm going for 35 right now, I've failed it more than a billion times now.

...Stupid Trev.
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« Reply #306 on: December 09, 2005, 07:22:00 pm »
Nice, guess i should get off my ass and go for it.:eek

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« Reply #307 on: December 09, 2005, 07:29:00 pm »
nice, but its not really a Canadian record.  Or it won't be once I get a VCR, :p  so keep going for 35.  Get it on tape before I do.  It's easy.

yea, get 36 brandon.  I've done it first try many a time. :p
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« Reply #308 on: December 09, 2005, 08:14:00 pm »
Haha Whity! :lol
I understand your feelings and I trust your time, but yeah that's the new proof policy ;)

And good job Mouser, I'd really like to have the same PR here :)

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« Reply #309 on: December 09, 2005, 09:23:00 pm »
I was playing PD for a while, but I couldn't stay away from GE.
Aztec A: 2:12:p    
Cradle 00A: :47::eek
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« Reply #310 on: December 10, 2005, 12:32:00 am »
It will be a Canadian record once I get my vid verified :p  Tomorrow tomorrow... I'm literally typing with a cloth over my fingers, because they hurt muchly. I used the method where you put all your fingers over the C buttons. =p I was also pressing harder than I should have. Sux.

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« Reply #311 on: December 10, 2005, 01:56:00 pm »
I push too hard on some levels, primarily facility. Blisters get really close to forming sometimes.

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« Reply #312 on: December 10, 2005, 09:46:00 pm »
surface 1 SA for 1.1ers

anyways, after gaying up 7 of these in one way or another:

SURFACE 2 SA - 0:56

I used the girlie mine throw and I still screwed up.  Thats sad.  Oh well.   >D  

edit-  control SA - 4:49

that was a good run too.0]
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« Reply #313 on: December 11, 2005, 08:10:00 am »
Hurry up(tape faster) and claim 35 ryan so i can make leaderboard again without pr'ing for cradle.;)

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« Reply #314 on: December 11, 2005, 03:02:00 pm »
it still won't put you LB.  Mouse went from 39 last update, so you too will lose a point which will put you 1 point short of LB. :p
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« Reply #315 on: December 11, 2005, 06:34:00 pm »
Facility SA 0:58

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« Reply #316 on: December 11, 2005, 06:41:00 pm »
Nice one lllu!:D
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« Reply #317 on: December 11, 2005, 08:08:00 pm »
Yes, it would. Mousers time affects both me and peter.:p    It is true im 1 point shy then, if you would update your time, i would gain that point.;)  


Train 00 2:15*

Pretty gay run up to the end, but flew by the last 2 guards nicely, and ended with 6.45 time on the timer.

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« Reply #318 on: December 12, 2005, 03:45:00 am »
Frigaye A 0.33
that aint a typo. :x
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« Reply #319 on: December 12, 2005, 10:42:00 am »
Facility 00A 0:58

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« Reply #320 on: December 12, 2005, 11:48:00 am »
Facility sa - 1:15
Facility 00 - 1:30
Bunker 1 00 - 1:43
Frigate a - 0:37
Bunker 2 a - 0:32
Depot sa - 0:56
Train sa - 2:27
Control sa - 5:23

I can really see now why you guys don't like Frigate on Agent. I didn't think taking auto aim off would have made that much of a difference on Depot (my previous was 1:04) and that's the first time I've tried Control on secret while shooting Natalya

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« Reply #321 on: December 12, 2005, 12:58:00 pm »
Hay guys, Mouser here still at Alex's :D  

Surface II SA - 0:56

Edit: Funny, I went from like 1:25 to this with the first time I ever got the grenade to work :p  This was easy as hell, how come more people don't have this wr? :\   I'm gonna have this one within like two weeks (Or so I think!).

I'm all out of ideas for what to go for next. I'm waiting for my fingers to settle down a bit so I can start chasing down Archives. I suppose playing the same way doesn't help much at all. :p   I'll think of something to do, perhaps some PD... I look so shameful on the shiny new Country rankings :lol
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« Reply #322 on: December 12, 2005, 09:46:00 pm »
Andrew, or anyone else, how much time do you actually save  by shooting nat on control. Is it worth it?
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« Reply #323 on: December 12, 2005, 11:12:00 pm »
I think my PRs compared to most people can answer that question.  Use it.

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« Reply #324 on: December 12, 2005, 11:42:00 pm »
Cradle A: :46:rolleyes
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« Reply #325 on: December 13, 2005, 12:00:00 am »
Brandon told me to go play Cradle LTK, which I did to no avail.  Then I play 00 and first run get a nade!  The results;

Cradle 00 - 0:39 :D

Not like its good, but for now its acceptable.  Pretty crap run too but w/e.
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« Reply #326 on: December 13, 2005, 03:44:00 am »
Nice job Goose ;)

Runway 00A - 0:39

One boost and pwn tank shots... Now I want WR on this one ;p Also, I made my first leaderboard! :D
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« Reply #327 on: December 13, 2005, 08:30:00 am »
Train a 1:17*

43.7x crap ending, had a 118 fail with a 42 ending,i suck at locks and stuff. I wouldn't be so bad at them if i didn't spend a good 2 secs trying to get back the perfect laser place, only to end up ducking or not be straight on.(sideways,etc) >: >: >: :evil

At least, its not my 2nd worst level anymore, that now belongs to s1 agent.:x

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« Reply #328 on: December 13, 2005, 03:31:00 pm »
Depot A: 28
Caverns A: 1:06

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« Reply #329 on: December 13, 2005, 07:17:00 pm »
Greg, I worked it out at saving between 15-18 seconds. I might be wrong though, it's done from a comparison between one of bryan's videos and one of mine.

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« Reply #330 on: December 13, 2005, 09:15:00 pm »
Thanks Andrew, then I need to work on that shot cuz it will definitely improve my crappy Control times! Nice PR this week.
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« Reply #331 on: December 14, 2005, 12:31:00 am »
15-18 seconds?!?!?!  


bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

it saves maybe 5-6? something aruond there i think
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« Reply #332 on: December 14, 2005, 03:42:00 am »
Let's just say Randy did 4:07 without shooting Nat and so far no one has been able to do 3:49-3:52.

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« Reply #333 on: December 14, 2005, 04:11:00 am »
a 10 minute session improved Depot SA:
0:53
I'm spendin way too long destroying mainframes, and picking up the blueprints probably lost almost 3 seconds.
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« Reply #334 on: December 14, 2005, 09:20:00 am »
Bryan told me once that shooting Nat doesn't save time in itself, only increases consistency by a lot.

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« Reply #335 on: December 14, 2005, 09:47:00 am »
Bunker II SA - 1:16

I'm starting to see why Alex likes this stage. :)  It's literally got everything in it, three types of doors, a safe, guards, keycard pickups, cameras, wow.

I failed a 0:53 already. :0 Missed Nat and one camera.
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« Reply #336 on: December 14, 2005, 10:45:00 am »
Hitting (on) Nat is not needed ;)
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« Reply #337 on: December 14, 2005, 12:05:00 pm »
it's weird how you can get times like cradle 35, depot 26, runway 00 39 and then post something as bad as b2 116.

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« Reply #338 on: December 14, 2005, 12:41:00 pm »
I was just talking to Wouter about that.  Some of these newer players are getting the "cake" WRs and then getting relatively bad times on the more complex levels (Caverns 00A).  The learning curve for the cake levels is just a lot quicker I guess than it used to be.  I never would have dreamed to have Cradle 35 before like sub 3 min on Aztec 00A or something like that.

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« Reply #339 on: December 14, 2005, 02:07:00 pm »
I wouldn't be suriprised if I had like 8 records before getting sub 5 minutes on Caverns 00.  I could list all the problems involved in getting cradle 35 (maybe 5) and all the problems involved in getting a good bunker 2 SA time (over 40 easily) and then you could see actually how gay it is.  That is one of the worst levels to play.  The guards are annoying, you die around 50% of the time with b/a, you need perfection just to hit all the cameras, then you need good speed.  There are many random luck things, and its just a @#%$ gay level to play.  Well I mean that's what happens to me, and thats why I hate it.

Cradle 35 is like this easy.  The record should be 34 for sure, and pretty much everyone should have 35 who tried for it.

Well thats only some noob's opinion, and yea.  B2 SA is one of the levels with INSANE skill needed.  Reacting to different situations in different ways and stuff.  Cradle is just practice.  Like the other cake records.  Just need to play it over and over, and you'll get the record.
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« Reply #340 on: December 14, 2005, 02:48:00 pm »
?

I don't think I ever died on b2 sa.

as for cradle, if 34 is possible, it has to be a ntsc thing. I could get 35 pal with the little stuck at the end, but there's not enough time to be saved on the end part, maybe NTSC Trevs can be somewhat faster in the before-end part.
why not get depot 25 and duel 2 while we're at it, since the current wrs are too easy for grabs.
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« Reply #341 on: December 14, 2005, 03:32:00 pm »
In conclusion, noobs suck at B2 SA and are good at Cradle A.

edit - Cradle SA 0:37

I guess at all cradle for that matter. :evil   :evil  

edit - I don't get you Wouter.  You go from saying depot 25 should happen, to saying cradle 34 shouldn't happen.  Did boosting with a nade after killing trev ever come to anyone's mind before?  And I don't see why you are complaining, you have both NTSC and PAL.

oh, I just realized.  LEADERBOARD! :D
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« Reply #342 on: December 14, 2005, 04:05:00 pm »
It could be just me, but in my prime I bet I could do Control SA 413 quicker than Cradle A 35 or SA/00A 37 for that matter.  I remember taking ages to get the stupid 37s.  I guess as you get better at the game you realize some of the more complex level WRs aren't even as good as the basic ones since they are much more off max.  I just think being consistent at Control is easier than doing a run on Cradle after finally getting a nade with decent speed and not choking it I guess.

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« Reply #343 on: December 14, 2005, 05:23:00 pm »
Agree with Bryan
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« Reply #344 on: December 14, 2005, 06:43:00 pm »
The thing with me and my times is that I'm not what you would call a natural "gamer". I don't have that reaction speed or quick thinking skills (heightened intelligence?) that say Bryan and Wouter have. I still suck muchly at a lot of levels, so my skills are going to have to be learned. Regardless, I don't think I've set my goals too high for myself as of yet (points on each level) because I know I can do it for myself. Once I achieve that, I'll then go higher and go for 60+ points/each. THAT'S going to be like you, Bryan, starting out on the Elite going for times. Remember how far you had to go? The only difference with me though is that I'm not eventually going to become dual champ. :p   Or any champ for that matter.

Runway 39 wasn't a fluke, I KNOW where to shoot with the tank and I know how to get the key fast. :\   This is the same thing with my Depot and Cradle records (ESPECIALLY Cradle - This explains the 19 hours). Some piece of information about what to do in the level and how to do it usually hits me as I make mistakes or do something wrong, and then I try that out on the next run. I like to call this learning. :D   Not to mention holding the controller keyboard-style (as YE put it) and using 1.2 SOMETIMES helps, if I don't slip off the buttons.

And Bryan, you're right about Control. I did an attempt with cheats on (mostly some gun cheats and infinite ammo, cuz invincibility would be cheating. :|  ), and still tied my PR of 4:31 (Agent). I was amazed at that not only because I tied it right on somehow, but that that run was BAD. Not horrible bad, but bad. A bunch of stucks, guards that wouldn't die when I left Nat and one missed mine throw (far PC in the room). Not to mention I almost died going through the glass. :p   Like I said, hours of practise. Not on the record here but I think I got a bit of Wouter's determination on me. ;)   So stop cumming on my face, Wouter.
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« Reply #345 on: December 14, 2005, 08:52:00 pm »
There's nothing I have to defend myself for, so I'll just post for argument's sake.

"edit - I don't get you Wouter. You go from saying depot 25 should happen, to saying cradle 34 shouldn't happen. Did boosting with a nade after killing trev ever come to anyone's mind before? And I don't see why you are complaining, you have both NTSC and PAL."

1) I didn't say 34 shouldn't happen.
2) Nobody thought of a boost after killing Trev because it's way beyond what anyone could think of.
3) Why not try the boost yourself and see if you can get it in time before it's practically effectless.
4) As if killing Trev on a great run isn't random enough.
5) If I were complaining, you would have got me (which you didn't, and I wasn't complaining, thus).

"So stop cumming on my face, Wouter."

Stop saying you're my sister then.
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« Reply #346 on: December 14, 2005, 09:09:00 pm »
Quote
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Nobody thought of a boost after killing Trev because it's way beyond what anyone could think of.


Ive thought of that, also for s2 agent.;)  Or maybe droping a nade near the console, then you could get further down the ramp before killing trev.:eek

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« Reply #347 on: December 14, 2005, 09:12:00 pm »
Oh Wouter, you're a bad one. :p
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« Reply #348 on: December 14, 2005, 09:23:00 pm »
I was only taking a guess based on two videos, one from a great player and one of my not so great ones (which could be any of them :) ). I didn't know about the 4:07 time.

And I did point out that I could be wrong...which I was.

Anyway...
Train a - 1:31. Finally beat my brother's time which was really pissing me off.
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« Reply #349 on: December 14, 2005, 09:40:00 pm »
darn, wouter wins
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