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« Reply #350 on: October 13, 2005, 01:56:00 am »
Speaking of banishment, when are Karl's GE times going back up?

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« Reply #351 on: October 13, 2005, 02:55:00 am »
OMG! I was just thinking the same thing! It would be awesome if you got his times up again, like you did with "Mystery Man".
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« Reply #352 on: October 13, 2005, 03:01:00 am »
I think only his proven times should go up for ge.

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« Reply #353 on: October 13, 2005, 03:04:00 am »
Seriously, the whole "let's all assume Wouter will be first again" is complete crap.

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« Reply #354 on: October 13, 2005, 03:51:00 am »
Control 00 4:30
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« Reply #355 on: October 13, 2005, 04:58:00 am »
yes, since obviously I don't show I'm involved enough and interested in getting it back. Bryan however, is still playing every day, we all see the WR topic grow every day. don't we?

If you want complete crap, you'll have to find it elsewhere.. such as in that hole you only come out of to say useless things here.
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« Reply #356 on: October 13, 2005, 06:50:00 am »
Dan didn't say you won't be #1 again. He said let's not assume that you will be. You still have a lot of times to get to get back to the top, even though you have some very solid untieds. Personally I believe you will be #1 again some day, but it's silly to assume it.

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« Reply #357 on: October 13, 2005, 08:31:00 am »
Yeah anything can happen, in theory I believe I can get to top 3 and who knows what will happen, I've surprised myself before doing things I didn't think I could some time ago. But then again sometimes you are so sure you can do something but then events just don't go the way you thought they would and.... :\  

anyway PRing goes on...

Depot 00A 0:52

EDIT: and yeah would be nice to see Karls GE times back up, he'd still be in top 10 wouldn't he?

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« Reply #358 on: October 13, 2005, 08:46:00 am »
Someone make a page with Karl's full times and we'll see what we can do.

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« Reply #359 on: October 13, 2005, 12:43:00 pm »
I found these, i dont know if they are outdated:

Dam 0:54 / 1:20 / 2:06
Facility 0:48 / 1:00 / 1:01
Runway 0:23 / 0:23 / 0:39
Surface 1 1:05 / 1:53 / 1:53
Bunker 1 0:18 / 0:24 / 1:14
Silo 1:07 / 1:20 / 1:51
Frigate 0:27 / 1:10 / 1:19
Surface 2 0:54 / 0:57 / 1:39
Bunker 2 0:25 / 0:53 / 1:17
Statue 2:27 / 2:27 / 2:28
Archives 0:17 / 0:57 / 0:57
Streets 1:14 / 1:57 / 1:57
Depot 0:27 / 0:46 / 0:53
Train 1:11 / 1:48 / 2:18
Jungle 0:54 / 1:00 / 1:05
Control 4:09 / 4:31 / 4:39
Caverns 1:04 / 1:28 / 2:14
Cradle 0:37 / 0:43 / 0:44
Aztec 1:47 / 1:53 / 2:07
Egyptian 0:48 / 0:48 / 0:50

He probobly got some new other times..? Someone correct the list.
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« Reply #360 on: October 13, 2005, 01:14:00 pm »
I'm not assuming Wouter will be first again, I KNOW he will be first again.

Also, who's David Cliff? 61st place in one update?

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« Reply #361 on: October 13, 2005, 01:28:00 pm »
59 in time ;)
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« Reply #362 on: October 13, 2005, 03:10:00 pm »
Ryan whites friend i belive
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« Reply #363 on: October 13, 2005, 03:17:00 pm »
Let's hope he isn't black :eek

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« Reply #364 on: October 13, 2005, 03:50:00 pm »
What are you saying?:b   I debuted in 83rd points, like 107 time.  David here has pwnage times on 00 like B2, Aztec and Jungle compared to me.  Lots of people wait until they are good to join.

David Cliff doesn't sound black.  If Jamal Williams ever joins...
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« Reply #365 on: October 13, 2005, 04:12:00 pm »
4:13 Control A Still :x :x :x

wtf, i hate this level. I finally got a good whore and I got stuck on a guard for like 4 secs. I want atleast 4:09 before I'm happy.
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« Reply #366 on: October 13, 2005, 04:18:00 pm »
I think if we're gonna add Karl back to the ranks (which seems like a good idea), we should roll back his Aztec 00 time to 2:47ish or whatever it was supposed to be. There's no way in hell he'd be anywhere close to the top 10, I think he'd be either 16 or 17.

Anyway, I'm not trying to say that Wouter isn't a great player and that he's not capable of regaining first, nor am I doubting the possibility that he might eventually do so. What I'm saying is that assuming he will do so is a tremendous insult to everything that Bryan has accomplished. Give Bryan some respect--and Bryan, give yourself some respect.

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« Reply #367 on: October 13, 2005, 04:27:00 pm »
Control is one weird level, i jumped from 414 to 411 with no real visible improvement in the runs.

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« Reply #368 on: October 13, 2005, 04:50:00 pm »
Karl should only be re-added with his proven times.

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« Reply #369 on: October 13, 2005, 05:58:00 pm »
Haha >3 Alex ! :lol  (I can't put the character "inferior" anymore)
btw, I'm now 47th in time, I've assured a top 50 place, even with Ryan passing in front of me, and also this David Cliff :p

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« Reply #370 on: October 13, 2005, 06:09:00 pm »
Did Karl Jobst ever say why he stopped playing Goldeneye in teh first place? All his faqs are still up.
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« Reply #371 on: October 13, 2005, 06:48:00 pm »
Lol, talk about coincidence. Yesterday I was reading this topic, then today you guys start talking about Karl. :lol  
That happens all the time actually, like when I checked Darklight's PD page some years ago. He made a small comeback a few days after I had done that.

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Bunker 2 Agent 0:30

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« Reply #372 on: October 13, 2005, 07:12:00 pm »
Dark Slayer, could I have a link to your GE times.
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« Reply #373 on: October 13, 2005, 09:40:00 pm »
Great Jungle 00A time :lol

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« Reply #374 on: October 14, 2005, 01:43:00 am »
Like a year ago or so when Karl's times were still up Bryan posted "Train A 1:10 - by Karl". But the time never changed and we never heard anything more about it. So was this a real time or not?(Why would Bryan post a fake time by Karl?)

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« Reply #375 on: October 14, 2005, 02:38:00 am »
Karl claimed a few times that never seen his page, plus his hard to believe 207 on aztec 00. Thats why i say only his proven times should go on a page for him. Who really knows if the rest are truthfull.:

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« Reply #376 on: October 14, 2005, 02:19:00 pm »
Jungle A 0:55

Jungle SA 1:01

Jungle 00A 1:06

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« Reply #377 on: October 14, 2005, 03:15:00 pm »
Jungle 00A 1:03

WR strat, well I was just a bit slow, careful or whatever, next time I will show no mercy :evil

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« Reply #378 on: October 14, 2005, 04:13:00 pm »
Archives A 0:17

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« Reply #379 on: October 14, 2005, 04:19:00 pm »
Jungle 00A 1:02

ah well, Xenia is a bad girl

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« Reply #380 on: October 14, 2005, 08:00:00 pm »
Bunker 2 A 0:27
Archives SA 0:58

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« Reply #381 on: October 14, 2005, 08:55:00 pm »
A whole load of crap

Archives SA - 059
Archives 00 - 100
Train SA - 202
Egyptian A - 54
Control SA - 455

All sucky, but w/e 51st rank now.

If I get unto top 50, I'm going to have to knock out Wes.  How uncool.:) :x

Someone else do it first.:p
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« Reply #382 on: October 15, 2005, 09:14:00 am »
Jungle SA 1:00

Jungle 00A 1:00 :eek

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« Reply #383 on: October 15, 2005, 09:50:00 am »
Bunker 1 SA 0:28
Archives 00 0:57

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« Reply #384 on: October 15, 2005, 10:36:00 am »
Runway Agent, 23 seconds.:rollin
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« Reply #385 on: October 15, 2005, 11:44:00 am »
Jungle SA 0:59

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« Reply #386 on: October 15, 2005, 11:49:00 am »
keep going, Ilari =)
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« Reply #387 on: October 15, 2005, 12:22:00 pm »
Bunker 1 SA 0:27

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« Reply #388 on: October 15, 2005, 12:59:00 pm »
How the heck do you do to pr so fast? Back when i played jungle i spent like 2 days for every pr(Usually fluked something after that but oh well).

Anyways, Very nice job on those times, Especially 1:00 on 00A.

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« Reply #389 on: October 15, 2005, 01:58:00 pm »
Well, the n00b rivalry champion reigns have been handed off,  to Typosaur! He removes my reign of forever on top. Congratulations to him. :)

Also, GErulz, fix your times page, 1:00 aztec Agent should have proof with it ;)

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« Reply #390 on: October 15, 2005, 03:33:00 pm »
Dude, I think you looked at the wrong time. If you check my times page: www.geocities.com/larky619/ge.htm it shows Egyptian Temple at 1:00 not Aztec. My aztec time is 3:14........
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« Reply #391 on: October 15, 2005, 07:10:00 pm »
Whenever I played Jungle it took about 2-3 hours for each PR.
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« Reply #392 on: October 15, 2005, 09:43:00 pm »
Jungle has to be the gayest level in GE. I have such crappy times on that level.
Agent, 1:25
SA 2:35
00A 4:58

Some day i hope to improve them but this level is so hard to do fast!>: >: >: >: !!!:evil >:
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« Reply #393 on: October 15, 2005, 10:46:00 pm »
Gay Levels:

Very Gay
-Frigate
-Caverns
-Jungle
-Aztec
-Control

Pretty Gay
-Bunker 1
-Statue
-Bunker 2
-Dam
-Silo
-Train
-Depot

Still Gay
-Facility
-Egyptian
-Surface 2
-Archives
-Cradle

Less Gay, but still
-Surface 1
-Runway
-Streets

I hope that helps.
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« Reply #394 on: October 16, 2005, 01:11:00 am »
Aztec 00A - 5:59

I had full health plus full body armor before the "insert launch protocol" part. After the drone room, only 2,5 bars were remaining (no BA). That room is teh big evil. 8o  

Oh, by the way: here is my page, Goldeneyerulz. Sorry about the lateness.

Laercio: thanks, I was really surprised with such an amazing time. My next goal is sub-9:00. :b

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« Reply #395 on: October 16, 2005, 12:22:00 pm »
No, I don't want to edit my post.

Forgot to post those:

Caverns 00A - 13:22


Cradle 00A - 2:12

Egyptian unlocked, time to lower my overall time. :evil   I know, it was unlocked yesterday, but I forgot to post that as well. =P

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« Reply #396 on: October 16, 2005, 01:53:00 pm »
Hey Dark Slayer, have any tips for Aztec. Im trying to break my PR of 7:56. It really sucks. I  can never get that glass door glitch to work. I heard the chances of getting it to work are 1 and 20
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« Reply #397 on: October 16, 2005, 03:03:00 pm »
GErulz, is possible to get (at least) 2:10 on A, 2:50 on SA and 3:20 on 00A without Bryan's strat.


Do you know the bridge glitch?

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« Reply #398 on: October 16, 2005, 04:20:00 pm »
Well, I killed everyone. :b  After luring the guards, I faced the glass door, dunno if that increases the chances of having the door opened or not, but I got it opened in a few tries. You should try that and tell us the results.

Cradle Agent - 0:51 (first try, literally)
Aztec Agent - 2:00
Egyptian Agent - 1:57 (took me 20 minutes to figure out the correct path to the golden gun :| )
Egyptian SA - 1:42
Egyptian 00A - 1:21

And my last N/As are  gone. :(  It was nice to cut 17-18 minutes away with a PR, but now it's over. :(  Time to get some WRs now. :evil

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« Reply #399 on: October 16, 2005, 06:00:00 pm »
Train Agent 1.17 :rolleyes  
Train Secret Agent 1.48 ;)

Agent...i swear that the best i could EVER get is about 1.15, dammit.  And well, i'm only slightly pleased with SA, i wanted at least 1.47.  But i'll be back to this soon.  Both shitty 1-second PRs, both make Brandon lose points :p  


oh....passed Derek in total time :rollin