By request, I'll now look back on my preseason bets to see how they fared!
Dallas Cowboys UNDER 10.5 wins - Risked $500 to win $650 - WIN! (9-7), +$650
Oakland Raiders UNDER 6 wins - Risked $500 to win $550 - WIN! (5-11), +$550
Green Bay Packers OVER 8 wins - Risked $202.50 to win $150 - LOSS (5-11), -$202.50
Philadelphia Eagles OVER 8.5 wins - Risked $175 to win $100 - WIN! ( 9-6-1), +$100
Detroit Lions UNDER 6.5 wins - Risked $110 to win $100 - WIN! (0-16), +$100
Cleveland Browns UNDER 8 wins - Risked $100 to win $100 - WIN! (4-12), +$100
Tampa Bay Buccaneers OVER 8 wins - Risked $105 to win $75 - WIN! (9-7), +$75
Seattle Seahawks OVER 8.5 wins - Risked $87.50 to win $50 - LOSS (4-12), -$87.50
Baltimore Ravens OVER 6 wins - Risked $58 to win $40 - WIN! (11-5), +$40
Season Win Totals: 7-2, +$1325
The bet on the Eagles was the only one to come down to week 17. Some of the others look like close calls, but most were decided a while back. Raiders were 3-11 before finishing with 2 wins and getting to 5, not to mention that 6 would have pushed. They were certainly a long way from 7-9. Cowboys would have needed 3 straight wins over Giants/Ravens/Eagles to get to 11 wins, so that wasn't a great cause for concern. Weirdest of all, Bucs ran their record up to 9-3 before dumping the last 4 games of the season, but I'll take the win.
Justin Tuck UNDER 12.5 sacks - Risked $120 to win $100 - WIN! (12 sacks), +$100
Donovan McNabb to accrue more rushing + passing TDs than Aaron Rodgers - Risked $100 to win $100 - LOSS (25-32), -$100
Wes Welker UNDER 1050 yards receiving - Risked $80 to win $64 - LOSS (1165 yards), -$80
Wes Welker UNDER 8 receiving TDs - Risked $70 to win $50 - WIN! (3 TDs), +$50
Steve Slaton OVER 425 rushing yards - Risked $62.50 to win $50 - WIN! (1282 yards), +$50
Earnest Graham OVER 1000 rushing yards - Risked $57.50 to win $50 - LOSS (563 yards), -$57.50
Chester Taylor OVER 550 rushing yards - Risked $55 to win $50 - LOSS (399 yards), -$55
Brian Urlacher UNDER 6.5 sacks + ints - Risked $50 to win $50 - WIN! ( 0 sacks, 2 ints), +$50
Player Props: 4-4, -$42.50
Uh, I'm still not sure how I won the Tuck bet. I thought he had beaten 12.5 with a couple games to play but every source is telling me he had 12 sacks. Another stat correction in my favor? Graham was lost to a season ending injury but he was off-pace when it happened anyway. Slaton with a bit of overkill.
Clinton Portis to lead NFL in rushing yards - Risked $10 to win $500 - LOSS (4th with 1487 yards), -$10
DeSean Jackson to win Offensive Rookie of the Year - Risked $10 to win $250 - LOSS (undetermined, but safe to mark as a loss), -$10
Aaron Schobel to lead NFL in sacks - Risked $5 to win $200 - LOSS (only 1 sack before getting injured in week 5), -$5
Kyle Vanden Bosch to lead NFL in sacks - Risked $5 to win $100 - LOSS (only 4.5 sacks but also missed 6 games), -$5
Trent Cole to lead NFL in sacks - Risked $5 to win $90 - LOSS (9 sacks), -$5
Awards Futures: 0-5, -$35
I'm not unpleased with the first 2 bets. Clinton Portis, in particular, was leading the league in rushing halfway through, lost the lead, and then regained it in week 12. Unfortunately, he battled injuries over the last few weeks and fell off the podium. The sack leaders can be pretty random but those bets don't look very good in hindsight.
Adam "Pacman" Jones will be reinstated and will play in week 1, Risked $250 to win $100 - WIN, +$100
Kansas City to be the first team to defeat New England (week 1) - Risked $50 to win $700 - LOSS, -$50
Miami to be the first team to defeat New England (week 3) - Risked $100 to win $3500 - WIN, +$3500
Offseason bets: 2-1, +$3550
I guess I'm not sure why these are grouped together but they were made weeks before the season started and all were resolved early in the season. Maybe not fair to count the Pacman bet on my record of posted plays, since it was clearly going to win by the time I posted it. What a lucky win on those Dolphins!
Vikings to win the NFC North - Risked $480 to win $192 - WIN, +$192
Jets to win the AFC East - Risked $100 to win $120 - LOSS, -$100
Packers to win the NFC North - Risked $100 to win $140 - LOSS, -$100
Bucs to win the NFC South - Risked $50 to win $137.50 - LOSS, -$50
Mid-season Division Bets: 1-3, -$58
These were all bets I made midseason and they were all mathematically sound bets at the time, I swear! The Vikes bet was with 3 weeks to go, the others were placed with probably 6 games to go. These teams were generally being undervalued because they had a lot of tiebreaker advantages that weren't being accounted for, or in the Packers case, just because they're so much better than people realize. With the Jets and Bucs collapses though, the tiebreakers weren't enough, and the Vikes seemingly tried to blow it as well.
3 of these 4 teams with rookie coaches will make the playoffs - Redskins/Falcons/Dolphins/Ravens - Risked $50 to win $350 - WIN, +$350
49ers to win over 2.5 games under Mike Singletary - Risked $120 to win $100 - WIN, (5 wins!) +$100
Roy Williams under 4.5 TDs with the Cowboys - Risked $110 to win $100 - WIN, (1 TD) +$100
Pacman Jones will return from his suspension and play another game this season - Risked $20 to win $40 - WIN, +$40
Mid-season Team and Player Props: 4-0, +$590
The first one was a lucky hit but also a smart bet, as Shep and I independently found this offering and calculated it to be a profitable play based on multiple sets of published Playoff Odds. The bet on the 49ers came with 9 games left and many of them against weak opponents. I found the prop rather bizarre from the start, and though the Niners lost his first game at home vs the Seahawks, they still surged to a 5-4 finish under Singletary. Roy Williams became the odd man out in Dallas and never threatened to beat me. I only regret not betting against his yardage as well. Thanks Goodell, for allowing Pacman to come back not once, but twice this season, both profitable!
Eagles to win the Superbowl - Risked $100 to win $1100 - Undetermined
Ravens to win the Superbowl - Risked $20 to win $800 - Undetermined
I imagine even the Ravens bet is poor at this point, with both teams being 6 seeds and needing to win 3 road games + Superbowl. I give both teams a good shot vs anybody in the playoffs, but considering fair odds on the Giants last year were about 200-1 from the 6 seed, I could surely do better. Both of these bets were made very early in the season, before the Ravens were deemed a serious threat, and when I still believed the Eagles could win the division and earn a bye. Still, I thought the bet was foolish immediately. Time to get lucky!
Overall on this season's multi-week wagers:
14-15, +$5329.50 with 2 wagers pending
Boom?