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**CONTEST** Make up sex euphemisms for GE/PD!
« on: September 29, 2008, 03:03:00 am »
The idea of this is to compile a list of the best sexual euphemism relating to all 41 levels of GE/PD if possible. Ties will be allowed if the euphemisms are funny enough or good enough. I will post a list here and keep it updated as necessary. Keep in mind these need to be as ridiculous as possible!


Dam - hitting the lockshot
Facility - finding Dr. Doak
Runway -
Surface 1 - self boosting
Bunker 1 -
Silo -
Frigate - rescuing the hostage
Surface 2 - getting a nade
Bunker 2 -
Statue -
Archives -
Streets -
Depot -
Train -
Jungle - blowing the ammo dump
Control - protecting Nat
Caverns - contacting "Jack Wade"
Cradle - receiving a "hand grenade"
Aztec - no Jaws, opening the glass door
Egypt -

Defection - the defection glitch
Investigation -
Extraction -
Villa -
Chicago -
G5 - deploying your cam spy
Infiltration -
Rescue -
Escape -
Air Base -
AF1 - asshuming the evidence
Crash Site -
Pelagic II - exploration
Deep Sea -
Defense - using the combat boost
Attack Ship -
Skedar Ruins - getting a good pillar setup
MBR -
Maian SOS -
WAR! -
Duel -

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Scrambler Fanny

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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 03:11:00 am »
runway-"getting several boosts from behind"

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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 03:14:00 am »
statue-"tag the trev"
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2008, 03:15:00 am »
Egypt-"3 Golden shots"
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2008, 04:37:00 am »
runway - backing up the tank.

you likey?
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Red Bull

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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 05:45:00 am »
These are metaphors, not euphemisms :P
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2008, 07:43:00 am »
MBR - Pushing Cassandra
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2008, 09:17:00 am »
No... they're euphemisms...

Villa - roam around the basement
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Red Bull

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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 09:22:00 am »
Go look up the definition if you don't trust me.
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2008, 01:12:00 pm »
Archives - strafing through the bookshelves
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2008, 02:10:00 pm »

Surface 2 - getting a nade
Cradle - same

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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 02:12:00 pm »
those are in

I hope you like my versions.


what about Villa - getting up the generator
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Henning Blom

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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 02:14:00 pm »
WAR! - Shooting the Skedar Kings
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 05:20:00 pm »
Escape - putting two in the "single seater"
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Henning Blom

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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2008, 05:34:00 pm »
Extraction - Lights Out!
Duel - done in 3 seconds
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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2008, 07:21:00 pm »
@ Henning!
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Matt-Cook1

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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2008, 11:24:00 pm »
Well I dunno how to convince you.

It's like if a table was a table... and you said it was a chair, but I said it was a table. It's tough.
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Matis

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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2008, 11:27:00 pm »
haha seriously henning that is awesome...to bad there isn't the finish in 2 seconds
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Red Bull

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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2008, 08:35:00 am »
An euphemism is saying something "softer" than it is in reality, like instead of saying someone died that he "passed away" instead. A metaphor is sort of a "cryptical way of describing something."
"Getting a handgrenade" for example instead of "getting a handjob" I assume, but what has that to do with the way of saying something in the first place?
Or "blowing the ammo dump" where the ammo dump is sort of a cryptical description for whatever you like, but this is in no way an euphemism that the description "blowing the ammo dump" refers to "blowing a cock" in a softer sense, or less offensive way.
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2008, 09:49:00 am »
all stages - getting the job done
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2008, 11:16:00 am »
ehh Max, imo the "ammo dump" is your load of jizz, and "blowing the ammo dump" means ejaculating, possibly prematurely. I do believe it is much softer.
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Red Bull

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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2008, 11:56:00 am »
I'm not gonna bother to explain, believe in your own foolishness please.
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2008, 02:02:00 pm »
Runway - Blow yourself.
Bunker 2 - Luring the keyguard.
Train - Wait for me James!
Deep Sea - Deep Sea
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2008, 06:50:00 pm »
Deep sea: Exploding in the bowels
Control: Shoot your load on anyone watching
Facility: Emptying your tanks
Streets: Fuck Orumov in public
Chicago: tagging on a limousine / Get in the backdoor
G5: Hidden Camera Scandal
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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2008, 07:17:00 pm »
Plum just made the worst ones ever
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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2008, 07:21:00 pm »
lmao at the Streets one, it's not even slightly metaphorical.
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« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2008, 12:55:00 am »
Ok these are the best ones imo: (lol they are all more rape then sex hahahaha aww well, just sex in general then :P )


Defection - speechskipping the convo....right to the action

Investigation - working your way into higher security levels

Extraction - "she's here, sound the alarm!"

Villa - Carrington: "if I just held out for a few minutes more"

Chicago - preparing your escape route

G5 - deploying your cam spy (goose)

Infiltration - the stagename = lol

Rescue - uploading a virus with a stick

Escape - Getting the bed to a safe location first

Air Base - "ok, you know the way from here!"

AF1 - Trying to fit yourself in a narrow elevator shank.

Crash Site - finding your way through a dark and narrow tunnel

Pelagic II - Sailors Suits (gay party going on?)

Deep Sea - "it looks like this would benefit from a little bit of sabotage"

Defense - "Dammit! my office! Find the Files [Porn movies] and destroy it!"

Attack Ship - "and its worse than that my dear. just look who you've got for company"

Skedar Ruins - "So let me get this straight. its holy."

MBR - "If I were you, I'd leave… NOW! How dare you disturb me"

Maian SOS - using psychosis gun to let ppl do anything for you

WAR! - The wider the doors are open, the easier you go through.

Duel - quick "session"

Overall: "Damn she's good"
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« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2008, 02:58:00 pm »
omfg
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« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2009, 06:43:00 am »


had to be done
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« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2009, 02:23:00 pm »
Caverns - Shooting soldiers in the moist cave.
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« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2009, 05:02:00 pm »
Ugh. Max is right, these are metaphors not euphemisms. Sillies.
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nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me
nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully
there's nothin' you can do to me; stab me, shoot me

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« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2009, 05:39:00 pm »
IT DOESNT MATTER. ITS FUNNY
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« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2009, 05:41:00 pm »
Plum and Nick's posts on this thread are ALL TIME LEGENDARDY.
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« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2009, 06:10:00 pm »
i seriously just ROFL'd my eyes out re-reading these! GSRT is the all time WIN!

also Ryan that pic should def be put in the cute topic! <3
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« Reply #34 on: November 12, 2009, 06:19:00 pm »
This topic sucks.
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« Reply #35 on: November 12, 2009, 06:22:00 pm »
get out!
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