Author Topic: Countdown to the Great Goose Banging of 2009! (Read 1041 times)

RWG · « **on:** March 08, 2009, 04:32:00 am »

If Goose does not get banged by the end of the calendar year 2009, he will be permanently BANNED from the elite boards! Talk about incentive!

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #1 on:** March 08, 2009, 06:06:00 am »

I'll bang u lol <3

RWG · « **Reply #2 on:** March 08, 2009, 03:11:00 pm »

Comet · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:59:00 pm »

I'm sure Goose would get a hooker if he had to just to prevent getting banned

RWG · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2009, 08:02:00 pm »

Yeah... that's why I was hoping this topic would be taken seriously and endorsed by a mod. My biggest incentive after money, is posting privileges. When faced with the choice of fucking an ugly girl or getting banned, I'd easily take the former.

wishiwasfamous · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2009, 08:18:00 pm »

Just keep doing what you're doing!

Wody · « **Reply #6 on:** March 08, 2009, 08:24:00 pm »

how would you prove it? If your going to prove it your gonna have to tape it! or get like 7 people to watch you and vouch.

Carathorn · « **Reply #7 on:** March 08, 2009, 08:39:00 pm »

1 proof mod would be enough.

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2009, 08:51:00 pm »

*sighs*

... imo, this topic is masterfully epic fail... but, uh, good luck with your high goals for 2009, Ryan

RWG · « **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2009, 09:11:00 pm »

Lockwood, if I bang another eliter he can vouch as proof.

Wody · « **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:55:00 pm »

so you gonna bang Dayle or Durk?... seriously i mean it would be very easy to lie about it over the computer!

RWG · « **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2009, 11:02:00 pm »

Yeah but the thing is, I've never lied about it in the past. I've always admitted and been proud of who I am. If it happens, I wouldn't lie about it. Nor would I lie about it if it didn't happen. I never have lied.

Djie · « **Reply #12 on:** March 08, 2009, 11:12:00 pm »

good luck in your quest! one night in Montreal and it would be over!

Matis · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:08:00 am »

faggot *cough* what a pathetic topic...

Matis · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:11:00 am »

k i'll take back the faggot part cause i don't want to make goose cry.

RWG · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2009, 03:22:00 am »

You're the pathetic one for calling me out on a joke topic. Seriously, get a life you bum plower.

Thiradell · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2009, 04:07:00 pm »

I never have lied.

Ha! Maybe about real life.

Matis · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:42:00 pm »

haha calling you out on a pathetic topic? So a topic about looking like someone is more pathetic about a little boy crying out to get laid? Only you would make such a retarded topic...not to mention bum plower! good job on that one champ!

RWG · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:18:00 pm »

You do realize this is FFA. The description of it in GC is to make retarded topics. Sorry for doing what it is intended for.

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:37:00 pm »

lol @ bum plower tbh

Comet · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:49:00 pm »

I think the real question is though:
Would Durk take one for the team to keep Goose around?

RWG · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:54:00 pm »

Quote from: Blue Lightning

I think the real question is though:
Would Durk take one for the team to keep Goose around?

Read post #2 in this topic.

Matis · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:00:00 pm »

without reading post 2 i say yes. and yeah i know FFA is supposed to be for these topics im just saying the ones you make are retarded and pathetic :P awww someone is just looking for attention *hug*

RWG · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:09:00 pm »

So the retarded, pathetic topics which I make, which are also the kind that are supposed to be in FFA, bother you. Why is this?

Matis · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:20:00 pm »

No they dont bother me if you'd listen. just saying the one's your make are pathetic and retarded like you

RWG · « **Reply #25 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:22:00 pm »

So they don't bother you.

That means you are telling me that my topics are retarded and pathetic, just like what is supposed to take place in FFA. Basically I'm doing what FFA is intended for, and you are pointing that out. Cool.

Matis · « **Reply #26 on:** March 09, 2009, 10:15:00 pm »

well just pointing out you have no topic worthy information...thats why its all pointless

RWG · « **Reply #27 on:** March 09, 2009, 10:16:00 pm »

Quote from: Matabird

without reading post 2 i say yes. and yeah i know FFA is supposed to be for these topics im just saying the ones you make are retarded and pathetic :P awww someone is just looking for attention *hug*

Sorry?

Matis · « **Reply #28 on:** March 09, 2009, 10:50:00 pm »

your questioning your apology?

RWG · « **Reply #29 on:** March 09, 2009, 11:11:00 pm »

No I'm saying "Sorry what?" or "What's that you said?" or something of the like.

Matis · « **Reply #30 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:21:00 am »

maybe if you put that I would of understand...cause it looked like you were confused which i wouldn't be surprised

RWG · « **Reply #31 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:29:00 am »

It's a Canadian thing to say "Sorry?" rather than "What's that you said?" Back to the point... look at that quote. You said yourself that FFA is for these kinds of topics... so what's the issue?

alexaxxem · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:43:00 am »

Quote from: Ryan Lockwood

how would you prove it? If your going to prove it your gonna have to tape it! or get like 7 people to watch you and vouch.

Well Ryan of Lockwood, you would know from the past that proof from people to act as vouchers does not give enough proof to non believers. Proof would need to be recorded, audio yes too will be needed.... and for goose on accomplishing this goal.... let us pray

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2009, 03:04:00 pm »

LOLZ at the last 2 posts, tbqh

(bum plower made me lolz)

and 1 more LOLZ to Adam (Matis) replying to all of Goose's roystering!

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2009, 03:06:00 pm »

CRAP! my last post (^) was intended to be a follow up to the first page...

oh well, taking the edit option away from FFA makes it look better anyways...

alexaxxem · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2009, 08:39:00 pm »

YOUR DAMN RIGHT!

the Blueline Goddess · « **Reply #36 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:07:00 am »

What about my damn left?

Carathorn · « **Reply #37 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:05:00 am »

good question

SupaOdin · « **Reply #38 on:** March 14, 2009, 06:02:00 am »

Was it, Cara? Was it really?

Carathorn · « **Reply #39 on:** March 14, 2009, 02:04:00 pm »

I forgot!

RWG · « **Reply #40 on:** March 14, 2009, 07:10:00 pm »

morelike PUBIC HAIR STUNTS MIRITE?

RWG · « **Reply #41 on:** March 14, 2009, 07:27:00 pm »

Who said I never wanted to become a celebrity? I'd looooooooove to be a celebrity. I would be totally EPIC.

RWG · « **Reply #42 on:** March 14, 2009, 08:45:00 pm »

I'd be a mix of Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Prince, Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake and Pierce Brosnan.

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #43 on:** March 16, 2009, 03:03:00 am »

Quote from: RWhiteGoose

I'd be a mix of Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Prince, Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake and Pierce Brosnan.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLX!

RWG · « **Reply #44 on:** May 11, 2009, 01:54:00 pm »

Bumping for relevance in that I'm leaving town on Thursday for about 15 weeks.

Thiradell · « **Reply #45 on:** May 13, 2009, 12:27:00 am »

We'll miss you Goose. Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Red Bull · « **Reply #46 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:46:00 am »

He's at least allowed to kiss a girl, right? Or wouldn't you do that either?

RWG · « **Reply #47 on:** May 14, 2009, 09:17:00 am »

And with that, I'm off! Bye, nonstop posting and being in chat. I'll be around here and there

Carathorn · « **Reply #48 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:45:00 pm »

bump!

1.5 weeks left till permaban

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #49 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:55:00 pm »

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Author Topic: Countdown to the Great Goose Banging of 2009! (Read 1041 times)