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Top 10 Reasons I am not Nolan Baucom
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:01:00 pm »
Admin and mods, please keep this here until Clemens sees it.

I want you to understand that I am not Nolan because if you don't know and believe the truth, it will be hard for you to solve the problem.

1. Jon "Ngamer" Bearder checked the IPs of Clemens, Maygs, sniperpatrol and Nolan Baucom.  None of the matched any other IP, and Nolan's was from Arkansas.  If you don't believe me, ask Jon yourself.... it's not my fault you are so disrespected in the community that no one takes you seriously.

2. You already stated you were having problems with a cyber stalker & hacker.  I'm sure with his cyber skills he can surely fake an IP from Arkansas.

3. It's not like you've lived your life and currently live your life without associating with weird people.  I wouldn't put it past you to hang out with psychos who would do things such as creating a fake account and annoying you online... that's just your character in action.

4. Every time I've ever trolled, spammed or done equally awesome things on the boards, I've confessed when confronted.  I like the attention.  I am not Nolan Baucom.  It would be awesome if I were, because that would be really cool, but I'm not.

5. I have things I care more to do with my time such as sleep, watch hockey, masturbate to pictures on 4chan and troll goallineblitz.

6. Nolan Baucom is a direct anagram of "Anal cob? Um.. No!" and I would not create an account with such homosexual undertones.

7. I've ran out of e-mails to use on yuku and the multiple accounts I've created lately have always been instantly banned which leads to no. 5 given that I don't care to use my time to make more accounts for this purpose.

8. Nolan is not very interesting.  If I were Nolan I would post far more controversial things.  I think everyone can attest to this

9. Nolan doesn't claim to be me or anyone else, he claims to be Nolan.

10.  I made a small video which explains these in formal speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUdVMDwQrqk


This list also applies to people like Durk, Hugo, Bully, Afan.  I can guarantee you that Nolan is none of us, and is that buttbuddy of yours Randy Anderson from back in Minnesota.  Why don't you face the facts and stop accusing people of things which are false?  Grow up you failure at everything but Goldeneye.

Sorry that I posted this.  I know you think only the people who get WRs and PRs should post, yet you don't want the boards to be like Wouters, where there are only WRs and PRs posted.  I will do my best to accomodate you outside of this thread.
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 08:13:00 pm »
Thank you. Although actually I am from Texas.

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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 08:14:00 pm »
Who are you supposed to be bothering by pretending to be these people?
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 08:16:00 pm »
Oh yeah, Nolan was from Texas and sniperpatrol was from Arkansas.

Not sure if that was directed at me or at Randy... I'm not pretending to be Nolan... and you're right, Randy isn't bothering anyone using the name Nolan Baucom... he's not even pretending to be Nolan, that's just his username.

In fact, it's very possible that Nolan isn't even Randy Anderson and is a legit new guy.
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 08:39:00 pm »
I am who I say I am. And I don't see why it is anyone's business.

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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 01:37:00 am »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Goose's #10!


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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 05:02:00 am »
GTFO

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« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 07:14:00 am »
Why was I of concern?

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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 11:33:00 am »
If he wasn't, then why would he say he is?
nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me
nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully
there's nothin' you can do to me; stab me, shoot me

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« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 01:54:00 pm »
In the paper, the news, every day he is!
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« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 02:09:00 pm »
was Nolan Baucom the guy who had some records but no one knew who he was?

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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 02:10:00 pm »
oh whoops nope that was somone else, yeah nolan idk who that is, i thought maybe it was someone else but maybe its really him... hey nolan im from texas... west of fortworth

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« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 03:05:00 pm »
Yeah, Nolan had an 8 second untied on Dam SA.
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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 03:15:00 pm »
I'm in the Dallas area. And dragondragon18, that was a mistake with the chart and you know it.

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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 03:25:00 pm »
Fuck Axxem. You are the biggest airhead I know. The guy you are thinking about is Denis Lucid.
"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.  I just think that, you are what you love."  Taylor Swift, Daylight.

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« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 07:50:00 pm »
denis lucid! thats its. sorry i dont live on here like most of you guys do nor do i keep up with the conversations that go on here lol. ( not like its a bad thing ) just dont keep up with it as much

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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 07:59:00 pm »
Then don't ruin our fucking topics my God.
"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.  I just think that, you are what you love."  Taylor Swift, Daylight.

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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 09:21:00 pm »
once goose post they are ruined

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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 09:32:00 pm »
I ruined your mums groin last night.

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« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 11:55:00 pm »
cool!

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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 12:20:00 pm »
I don't know, it's just the way he is.
nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me
nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully
there's nothin' you can do to me; stab me, shoot me

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Re: Top 10 Reasons I am not Nolan Baucom
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2016, 12:49:06 am »
I can't watch the video it says it's not available

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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2016, 08:57:56 am »
LOL that topic is gold

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« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2016, 07:27:30 pm »
I never knew that I was thought to be some mystery-man. Cool.


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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2016, 01:29:43 am »
re-link vid for #10
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« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2016, 05:12:58 pm »
I literally have no idea what the video in #10 was - presumably some old meme video that Durk, Cara and I passed around about Josette or Rudebox or something like that.
"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.  I just think that, you are what you love."  Taylor Swift, Daylight.

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« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2016, 07:44:56 am »
2009 post so almost certainly a Rudebox link