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Soft-Hedwig

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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« on: May 20, 2009, 08:24:00 am »
Hey buddy,

Did you realize that your mom doesn't wear any panties?

And  when she joins us on the patio and sits on that bench next to me, I can see EVERYTHING!

And I know she enjoys showing me her incredibly hairy pussy!

Man, her crotch is covered with a thick forest of dark pubes that turn me on so much that my cock is always hard as a rock.
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Scrambler Fanny

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 02:13:00 pm »
SRSLY?!?! this is, infact, GREAT news!!!

For the longest time i thought you were a flaming man-homo!!!

Durkbite-I am SOOOOOO happy that you are no longer confused about what your penis is for!!!

ps-Gross! she is 50 and has had ovarian cysts removed along with fallopian cancer scares!! But hey-you gotta dream big-so who am I to keep you from your high standards?!? GO GET HER BOY!
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Soft-Hedwig

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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 02:16:00 pm »
Just as a disclaimer, my whole post is a quotation from a pr0n blurb that Ax sent me.
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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 02:37:00 pm »
So in other words, it's about Josette.
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.  I just think that, you are what you love."  Taylor Swift, Daylight.

【 Verax Maneret 】

Scrambler Fanny

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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 02:46:00 pm »
^O_o^

and i also have a disclaimer...


... i <3 Rice Krispy Treats!! <3 <3
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Soft-Hedwig

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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 02:53:00 pm »
p.s. I am still a 'flaming man-homo', as you like to put it
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Thiradell

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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 03:06:00 pm »
Ovarian cysts?

Yuck.
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nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully
there's nothin' you can do to me; stab me, shoot me

Scrambler Fanny

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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 05:23:00 pm »
Well Durk-I don't really think it's "how" I like to put it, but "where" you like to put it...

check-mate
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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 05:25:00 pm »
Hey, I'd put it in the anus if she was hot and willing. No risk of babies there !
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.  I just think that, you are what you love."  Taylor Swift, Daylight.

【 Verax Maneret 】

Soft-Hedwig

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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 05:39:00 pm »
!
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Scrambler Fanny

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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 06:39:00 pm »
Quote from: RWhiteGoose
Hey, I'd put it in the anus if she was hot and willing. No risk of babies there !
<img src= "http://www.stdexam.com/i//syphilis_anus.jpg">

O RLY?!



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Scrambler Fanny

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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 06:40:00 pm »


gift for Ryan White
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Matis

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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 01:27:00 am »

 


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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 11:02:00 am »
this is getting out of handddddD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Scrambler Fanny

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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 11:39:00 am »
D's and 1's!!! This IS getting out of hand!!!

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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 12:07:00 pm »
srsly fck thus
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alexaxxem

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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2009, 03:18:00 pm »
Quote from: Durkmeister
Just as a disclaimer, my whole post is a quotation from a pr0n blurb that Ax sent me.

hahah when did i ever send that lol
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Soft-Hedwig

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ATTN: Shawn Johnson
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2009, 03:48:00 pm »
Axel Andersson. Not you.
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