Euro FV 2009 - 00:00 CET once again!

[ShadowZero64]

Hello lads, this years Euro FV will be kicking off tonight, featuring the highly exciting play-off match between four of the Elite's greatest heroes. Everyone is welcome to attend and the scoring system from previous years will be held intact with first place awarding 3 points, second place 2 points and third place 1 point. Fourth place gets the honor of winning Jimbo's shitstained pants, as per usual.

So if you have a few minutes to spare when 00:00 CET approaches, swing by the chatroom and participate!

[ShadowZero64]

Nolan VS Alex H VS Lark VS Kingpin proved to be tricky business to nail swiftly for many of our Euro FV veterans, hence why the scoring table for tonight somewhat surprisingly looked like this:

1st. wiff
2nd. durk
3rd. Bully
4th. Come
5th. Cara
6th. Shade

wiff comes out of nowhere with a newly trimmed stache and sweeps the rug of the floor with a blazing fast 1 second vote, earning him this year's first place! Stalking him, with a less than impressive hardon is the british fellow durk, grabbing an alluring second place. The last point of tonight went to an old-school willy, and with willy I mean Bully. Come got the pleasant surprise of acquiring the first pair of pants that Jimbo shitstained this year, well-earned!

The sub-contest, to correctly predict the outcome, is still alive for this year. wiff shockingly had the closest guess here, making him win the double tonight. It will be interesting to see if this guy can last the whole three yards.

No better way to check for yourself than to turn up tomorrow, when a real tough Euro FV will take place, or so the rumors say.

[Saint Shang]

Well i lost all my links i had to all the previous EuroFV's and such, so if SA still has his trusty updater at hand, i'd glady be updater and stat keeper, or have these responsibilitys been whored away to someone else? I'll pay double what that person is asking for the job! If anyone has the links then just post em in this topic. Seems to be less overall people than previous years no doubt, but hopefully it can still be as much fun.

[ShadowZero64]

Come VS Wabs proved to be a real nail-biter, but after all the nails were bitten off, here is what was left:

1st. Come
2nd. Shade
3rd. Bully
4th. Wabs

Booted: wiff, Cara, Third, PYL and Goose!

As you can see, Come shuffled down Shade's victory cry down his throat and stepped on top of the throne. Bully stood in the shadows wearing his newly forged bronze medal. Wabs was thrilled over the prospect of being awarded Jimbo's latest pair of crusty shitrich pants, and promptly finished 4th.

The five lads that got booted were a bit to nervous too be able to compete properly tonight, and all deserved the boot the got!

As for the pred contest, Third showed his mettle and took a correct guess. Nicely done!

Euro FV is back same time tomorrow of course !

[ShadowZero64]

The Euro FV featuring Goose VS Lark proved to be a quiet one, most likely due to the intense hatred most eliters feel towards these two jokers. However, we did have some competitors and here is how the thrilling drama unfolded:

1st. Third

Booted: Bully and durk!

Third was the only man cool enough to hold is cool, and walked away with 3 salty points. Bully and durk had problems controlling their Parkinson and got a big fat kick behind their merry asses.

Bully came back with vengance though, and grabbed a perfect pred, so the night wasn't totally terribad for him!

Euro FV is back on track tonight, be there or be a square scrub!

[ShadowZero64]

Tonight we had our greatest number of participants yet, when the two fierce combatants Ace VS wheat slugged it off. After the dust had settled, only a few brave men remained:

1st. Shade
2nd. Come
3rd. Goose
4th. Odin
5th. Third

Booted: Cara, Bully and Durk!

Shade hit the fastest vote of this year so far with a ridic 0 second vote, leaving the rest of the competition utterly flabbergasted. Come and Goose were the second respective third best players of tonight. Lucky Odin got to be the first Australian of the year to be sent a crapsmoking pair of pants straight from Jimbo's moth-ridden closet.

Odin did manage to pred correctly though, somewhat lessening the agonizing pain those pants will cause him and people near his vicinity.

Meet us tomorrow again, same time, same chat, same universe!

[ShadowZero64]

It was a quiet Friday night, when Clemens VS Matthijs was on the tapestry. The few brave soldiers that participated were:

1st. Come
2nd. Odin

Come and Odin, what a fine pair of gentlemen!

Come took a grand double win today, snapping Odin on the nose twice in a row. Poor Odin, may he recover.

Tomorrow will have a stored set of pants ready to be delivered to number 4, so be there and enjoy the show!

[ShadowZero64]

The peculiar Euro FV between Matis VS Fal attracted the following scrubs:

1st. Bully
2nd. Cara
3rd. Fal
4th. Odin

Bully on top, Cara below him and Fal on an enticing 3rd place. Odin awarded a fresh pair of shitty pants, newly worn by Jimbo.

In prediction land, Cara was the brightest candle of the night.

Be back tonight for a cool new session of Euro FV!

[ShadowZero64]

OD VS Poker Mark, what a jolly couple. Sadly, only these two jokers showed up for the Euro FV action:

1st. Odin
2nd. wiff

Odin wins his own match, while wiff solemnly accepts the second place.

Pred-wise, wiff took revenge and nailed it perfectly somehow!

Hoho, Euro FV trains keeps rolling on so be there when it stops at the next station!

[ShadowZero64]

Bang bang, Lucky Luke! Woll VS Lockwood proved to be an instant classic, with the following stars clashing it off:

1st. Bully
2nd. Come

Bully knew that Come wouldn't yield easily, and tricked him to vote slightly slower than himself. Hence, Bully rushed away with 3 important points, while Come had to do with a measly 2 points.

Come, not being slighted at all decided to get back some of his honor, and showed Bully where to put the spiked dildo with a clever perfect pred.

New exciting Euro FV tomorrow, try to stay calm until then!

[ShadowZero64]

What a bloody mess Shep VS BloodE made! Here's a list who survived... and who didn't!:

1st. DKK
2nd. Third

Booted: Come and Bully!

Sadly, DKK didn't win any pants, but he gained 3 vital points! Third being a bit more careful, only managed to scrape together 2 points. Come was easily fooled, and got the boot together with a frisky Bully who just couldn't keep his trigger finger in check!

When it came to the predding station, Third was lucky and nailed it perfectly.

Tonight is the night when Sweden might lose to Malta, but Euro FV will still be there!

[ShadowZero64]

Infil VS Karl was the first Euro FV in a while where pants were awarded, if you're curious who got them, check out the results below:

1st. Bully
2nd. Shade
3rd. DKK
4th. durk
5th. wiff

Booted: Wabs!

Yep, it was good ol' durk! Bully showed his guts and won comfortably while Shade and DKK were slightly behind, blaming it on sucking old penises with a hint of lemon flavor. Wabs didn't stand a chance, booting himself faster than he could say "oi oi madame".

Back in predland Bully showed his unbreakable will and slammed it perfectly, while taunting the disappointing (lack of) opposition.

Until next time, lads!

[ShadowZero64]

We had our most successful Euro FV taking place this for this year so far tonight, probably due to the attractive couple of Bully VS Nate being on the menu. The eight dwarves that decided to commence in mortal kombat were:

1st. Shade
2nd. Come
3rd. Bully
4th. Odin
5th. durk
6th. BloodE
7th. DKK

Booted: Cara!

Yes, that's eight midgets duking it out for world domination! But only one could top it all, which was naturally the natural survivor Shade McLeod of the clan McLeod. Come was a distant second while Bully the Tully had to do with 1 meager point. Odin rambling on all day about needing new pants to his poor mor got his wish fulfilled and nailed the 4th place which granted him Jimbo's "reeking sunday pants" which he used to wear during big events like pissing in cross with the neighbour kid's dog.

Shade wasn't only fast with his finger, he was also fast with his brain! He made a spot-on pred and thus took home a classic double, which is a very impressive feat of strength considering there were after all 7 fierce enemies to neutralize for him. Bravo Shade, you Canadian cocksucker!

Euro FV isn't losing any speed, so we're obv back tomorrow to put another nail to the proverbial coffin, so rest up, refill your energy and remember: Even if you win, you're probably still a retard.