The-Elite's first ever KILL-FUCK-MARRY topic!

[RWG]

It's simple.  I post sets of three people.  You tell me which one you kill, which one you fuck and which one you marry!

Without further ado, let's go!


Set 1.

Bella Swan




Hermione Granger




Princess Leia





Set 2

Miley Cyrus




Taylor Swift




Vanessa Hudgens





Set 3

Megan Fox




Scarlett Johansson




Jessica Alba





Set 4

Lauren Conrad




Audrina Patridge




Heidi Montag





Set 5

Jon Bearder




Steve Bryze + Dayle Steinke





Set 6

Sarah Palin




Hilary Clinton




Barack Obama





I will post my picks immediately after!

[RWG]

Set 1

Kill - Princess Leia, does nothing for me
Fuck - Hermione Granger, she's hot I guess
Marry - Bella Swan, soooooooo freaky and I love it


Set 2

Kill - Vanessa Hudgens really like her, just not as much as the others
Fuck - Taylor Swift, she is just soooo DTF
Marry - Miley Cyrus, the most innocent of the group


Set 3

Kill - Megan Fox, it would be freaking kinky
Fuck - Jessica Alba, she's hot
Marry - Scarlett Johansson, she's hotter


Set 4

Kill - Lauren Conrad, what a bitch!
Fuck - Heidi Montag, she's alright
Marry - Audrina Patridge, she has crazy eyes!


Set 5

Kill - Dayle, it has to be done
Fuck - Come, don't ask
Marry - Jon, he seems to have a reasonable income


Set 6

Kill - I guess Hilary Clinton
Fuck - Sarah Palin (though I'd prefer her daughter)
Marry - Barack Obama, living in the White House would be grand!

[Ngamer]

I'm going to respond in terms of IGNORE - DATE - MARRY.

ONE
IGNORE - Leia, she's not bad looking but I've never really understood the obsession.
DATE - Bella, looks awful there of course but she's pretty adorable elsewhere, like Adventureland.
MARRY - Hermione, a little overhyped again but still very cute.

TWO
IGNORE - Taylor, she's alright but doesn't do too much for me.
DATE - Miley, even though all I actually like about her is her voice.
MARRY - Vanessa, clearly the cream of this crop, and at least a little bit older (I think?)

THREE
IGNORE - Megan, extremely attractive but I doubt I could stand her for very long.
DATE - Jessica, a tad overhyped but one of the best looking women in Hollywood regardless.
MARRY - Scarlett, one of my favorite actresses on earth.

FOUR
IGNORE - Heidi, don't know much about her but not too impressed with that pic.
DATE - Audrina, also don't know her, pic is a little better.
MARRY - Lauren, barely know her, pic isn't too good either, but the best of the lot.

FIVE
IGNORE - Dayle, I don't think we'd get along too well after a while.
DATE - Come, we'd get along okay for the most part I'd think.
MARRY - Ngamer, I'd been planning on spending the rest of my life with him anyways.

SIX
IGNORE - Hilary, yuck.
DATE - Sarah, slightly less yuck.
MARRY - Barack, not so sold on living in the White House, but for down the road I'd have to imagine being married to an ex-president would be really cool.

[bcks]

1
IGNORE Leia
DATE Hermione
MARRY Bella

2
IGNORE Miley
DATE Vanessa
MARRY Taylor

3
IGNORE Megan Fox
DATE Scarlett Johansson
MARRY Jessica Alba

4
IGNORE Heidi Montag
DATE Lauren Conrad
MARRY Audrina Patridge

5
IGNORED Jon's request to join chat. :-p
DATE .....
MARRY Dayle

6
IGNORE ....
DATE ....
MARRY ....

[Ngamer]

Missed a fantastic KotH!

[flukey lukey]

Kill: Sarah Palin
Fuck: Megan Fox
Marry: Hermione

[Time was untied when set.]

Kill: everyone except Obama and Hilary

[RWG]

^ fail posts

[Red Bull]

Set 1:
Kill: Bella
Fuck: Leia
Marry: Hermoine

Set 2:
Kill: Vanessa (poor Vanessa, but she's the worst of these three)
Fuck: Miley
Marry: Taylor Swift

Set 3:
Kill: Scarlet (why the hell am I going to kill Scarlet? This is madness!)
Fuck: Megan Fox
Marry: Jessica Alba

Set 4:
Kill: Heidi
Fuck: Audrina
Marry: Lauren Conrad (what a cutie!)

Set 5:
I don't know about this set, it's too weird. I'd kill them all I suppose!

Set 6:
I'd fuck Sarah Palin and kill the other two.

[Lovins]

Exactly what Bully said for 2, 4, 5, and 6, with a couple switches for 1 and 3.