I'll start. Copy/paste the whole thing into a new reply and just change the answer to whatever you feel. Try to be your true self please.
1. what are three ways to win your heart?
Be hot, put out and listen to Miley Cyrus.
2. do you like lightning?
Hell yes.
3. have you ever cut someone else's hair?
No, that's gay.
4. last person you said 'i hate you' to?
Probably Steve Bryze aka Comeasur33
5. rain or sunshine?
SUNSHINE
6. last stupid thing you said to anyone?
I told my buddy at work that I wanted to bang one of my 2nd cousins. Then I found out she was not my 2nd cousin.
7. biggest turn off?
Girls who are "too good" for you. They probably just have boring missionary sex anyways.
8. fave movie?
Wall-E
9. would you date someone who smokes?
For a while why not.
10. would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
Definitely. That's freaky shit. Drugged girls are DTF.
11. what's your biggest turn on, physically?
WELL KEPT AND STYLED HAIR
12. would you have sex w. someone you weren't dating?
If I had an accommodation to myself, yes.
13. have you ever missed someone and regretted breaking up with them?
Rofl no.
14. have you ever dated someone more than once?
No.
15. if you could go on ONE DATE with any celebrity, who would it be?
Tay Swift
16. what's your relationship status?
Masturbating
17. do you like cuddling?
Meh. It's pretty gay tbqh. Cuddling with dogs is fun but with girls it's like "well we could be screwing you know... at the very least can I get in a more comfortable position to watch hockey?"
18. do you hold grudges?
Yes but you have to be a huuuuuuuuuge chode to get to that point.
19. do you regret dating anyone?
HELL NO
20. hugger or kisser?
LOL WUT
21. missing someone?
Nope.
22. most important lesson you've learned from your exes?
Fuck em while you can.
23. are you happier single or in a relationship?
Not a clue.
24. how important are looks?
Quite.
25. would you rather date someone who was SUPER-HOT or someone who was nice?
Super hot ffs.
26. do you stay friends w/ the people you've dated?
No. Friends are meant to go away.
27. would you fight over someone you wanted to be with?
meh. Depends if I was going to win or not.
28. do you kiss on the 1st date?
HELL NO.
29. if someone cheated on you, would you take them back if you really loved them?
Easily. It's not their fault.
30. some random girl comes up to you and says "who the hell are you"? What do you say back?
That dude from your dream last night. JUST KIDDING I'M A MAGICIAN.
31. are you spoiled?
Yes but I hate it
!!!!
32. name three things you would not tolerate in a relationship?
Listening to girlie rap music, her not being happy about me watching hockey, her wanting to spend more time with me than I wanted to with her.
33. which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
Pobre
34. did you miss anyone today?
No
35. last person to see you cry?
Really not a clue.
36. Who/what made you cry?
Bridge to Terabithia.
37. are you a forgiving person?
Not really.
38. would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
HELL YES.
39. i've come to realize the last person who gave me a hug…
I don't remember who it was!
40. are most of your friends guys or girls?
Internet nerds.
41. how long does it take you to get ready to go out ?
Depends where I'm going. 12 seconds to 30 minutes.
42. how many people do you know of named Adam ?
Over 1 but less than 39
43. are any of your friends cheerleaders ?
No.
44. what was the last thing you burnt ?
Probably something like toast.
45. what is your full name?
Ryan James Destiny White
46 what color is the bra you have on now ?
Skin-tone.
47. do you straighten your hair every day?
No.
48. do you worry about the size of your boobs?
Actually yes.
49. are you the typical girl who's addicted to gossip?
YES. eTalk daily is my Bible.
50. what are your favorite girly magazines?
Seventeen by far.
51. did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
No
52. did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Depends if you consider Wall-E romantic.
53. would you leave the house without makeup on?
Not if I have bad complexion that day.
54. what's the biggest turn on about guys?
When they don't want to have sex with me.
55. are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle?
In the middle FOR SURE.
56. is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
have you not seen my Lacoste sweater?
57. what's the most expensive piece of clothing you own?
My pink Lacoste sweater.
58. what color do you absolutely despise?
Purple.
59. have you ever stole?
ONLY YOUR HEART.
60. have you set your hair on fire?
No.
61. do you wear sweat pants?
No.
62. do you know anyone who has lost their virginity?
Pretty much everyone besides me. <<< Matt's answer AND DITTO.
63. have you ever ran into a door because you didn't see it?
Don't think so.
64. doesn't 50 Cent suck?
Nah, In Da Club is 10/10.
65. do you like hugs and kisses(xoxo
)?
Depends on my mood.
66. do you act gangster?
I act like a... what do you call it.
67. ever made a prank phone call?
Yes.
68. last kiss?
I forget. <<< SAME
69. what bill do you hate paying most?
Gasoline sucks.
70. where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Don't think I've ever had one.
71. what did you want to be when you were growing up?
A millionaire.
72. favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl?
Go out to a concert or sporting event, then get hammered and go to a club and dance for hours, then go back to one of our houses and crash. GET IT BECAUSE ITS NOT SEXUAL AND IM GOOSE.
73. when did you first start feeling older?
When I turned 20.
74. favorite guilty pleasure?
PARAMORE
75. what famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS
76. what famous person would you like to date?
AND THIS
78. what do you hate about your school?
Nobody wants to be your friend and everyone is an elitist prick shit who will be soooo lost in the grind in ~10 years. FUCK them.
79. last person whose bed you laid in besides your own?
My bed at THE COTTAGE.
80. have you lost a friend recently?
Dont think so.
81. ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Don't think so.
82. do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
HELL YES
83. is it easier to forgive, or to forget?
Forget. Memory is SOoooooooooo easy to manipulate.
84. do you give out second chances too easily?
SOMETIMES GOOD BYE IS A SECOND CHANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
85. is your best friend pretty?
I wish!
86. is it awkward when you run into your exes?
HELLNO
87. have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes
88. can you make yourself cry?
No
89. is your life simple or complicated?
Simple because I make it so
90. are you easily confused?
No
92. are you taller than 5′4″?
Yes
93. have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Not really.
94. is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Yeah and it's fuckin sexy black.
95. does everything really happen for a reason?
YES.
