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Darth Vader

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« on: October 22, 2009, 12:37:00 pm »
                                 
Welcome to JesusWasAHomo.org
Hello there fellow Christian brothers and sisters! My name is Fernando and this website is run by myself and my life-partner Dillon.       We have been happily together for many years now and are just in disbelief that most Christians are unaware of the truth that Jesus himself was in fact a       homosexual. We have found overwhelming evidence in the bible and through other sources that have led us to come to this conclusion. Not only was Our       Lord, his majesty, a homosexual, but he also strongly disapproved and condoned the erradication of all women. According to Jesus, men are the superior       gender, and all men should be enjoying the sexuality of each other rather than with women. We will provide you with evidence that will hopefully lead you       to a homosexual lifestyle which will both enrich your life and bring you closer to the great Jesus!
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Once a heroic Jedi Knight
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Leading the Empire's eradication of the Jedi Order

Darth Vader

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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 12:38:00 pm »
                                 
Jesus Loved the Cock
Word of Jesus and his mysterious homosexual powers began to spread around the world. Jesus was especially known for       being a giver, not a taker. He was extremely selfless, and fucked countless guys each day without asking for anything in return. Don't get me wrong,       Jesus loved taking it in the ass as much as you or I do, but that wasn't what Jesus was about. Jesus was about giving, and making the world a better       place. But alas, it was Jesus' love of the cock that led to his downfall. He began to become obsessed with cock. It was all he could think about. It       was all he cared about. He would stay awake for days at a time having giant orgies with men. We're not talking five or six guys here folks, we're       talking about Jesus having sex with four or five hundred guys at a time. I mean come on, he's freaking Jesus. He can do what he wants. Unfortunately,       this love for sex with men resulted in his untimely death.
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Soft-Hedwig

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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2009, 12:42:00 pm »
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2009, 12:46:00 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2009, 11:56:00 pm »
I always knew jesus was gay
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