would have to stoop so low as to wish themselves a Happy Birthday!? I would! I don't really know too many of the faces around here anymore, but you're all pretty cool (general) cats. Sure most of my posts consist of perverted ancient saudi fantasies and drug use, but it's all in good fun. I've been a part of the elite nearly since its inception way back when, and although I haven't really been all that active I have to admit; the elite has always been a special place for me.
That's about as much of a bitch as I get, so instead I'll leave you guys with a tale of unnatural, innate ability: There I was back in my final year of high school when I finally had the opportunity to try archery. Being a Sagittarius I had always wanted to try it, and from what I understood it was a breeze. My first arrow, I couldn't even release it from the bow. I was awful. The teacher gave us a rundown, but I was shit, worst in the class. For 20 minutes I sucked balls, big, hairy chocolate salty balls. Being fed up, I stopped, sat down for a minute and relaxed. I closed my eyes and visualized the arrow slicing through the wind like Robin Hood. I stood up, took another deep breath and was overcome with a sensation of understanding for which I had never experienced. Capital K knowledge, I simply knew. I stood up, drew the arrow, BULLSEYE. Again, BULLSEYE. I couldn't miss. My class stopped and watched as I instantly went from the worst in the class to showing my teacher what a true archer is all about. I naturally grabbed some arrows and put them down the back of my shirt in an invisibile quiver of confidence, and spanked the shit out of archery.
Anyways, I'm 24 today and I feel really fuckin old. I will be getting very drunk in about 6 hours. In the legendary words of Mr.Mcconaughey, I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
