From this thread; http://perfectdarkelite.yuku.com?topic=850?page=102
Perfect Ace is actually Clemens' adopted grandson. Ace's legal guardians are Clemens and Karl Jobst, but Karl's Godfather is Marc Rutzou and Ace's Godfather is Henning Blom. Where this gets tricky is that Karl supposedly banged Emily Blomzen, the girlfriend of his legal ward's Godfather. Apparently Ace was abandoned at birth by Michael Kirkness, who may or may not exist, and may or may not have both sets of genitalia. Ace was raised by a tribe of sea-wolves, whose leader was Adam Dunkmaster. He claims to not be human however his DNA was fused with that of geypr0nuser to form goodspeedruntrainer, who is just so cute that he has produced several offspring including Bryan Bosshardt, Ryan White, Wouter Jansen, Vitor Miranda and Max Bout. During a wild night out, Max Bout and Ryan White were DPing a chick in Prague and she later gave birth to Afanoftherings. What's even crazier is the woman Ryan and Max impregnated lead the tribe of boars who were in an alliance with the tribe of sea-wolves of which Durk is the chief. These tribes were both once threatened by an extraterrestrial planet whose President was Denis Lucid and whose military leader was Nolan Baucom however an internationally clandestine animal protection group lead by Eddie Lovins, Takahiro Arai and Diogo Azvedo, (the latter of whom got to 3rd base with Laercio Rodolfo's sister at a Brazilian GE meet [true story]) fought them off in a series of battles fought somewhere in the south-east Pacific. Anyways, where this all comes together is that Karl taught Marc how to play PD/GE in some lame attempt at bonding between Godfather/Godson because they had thought that Karl's legal guardians, Comeasur and Dayle Steinke were going to die in a hit put on them by OuromovSociety and TrevHasRCP90 which would have resulted in Marc's legal guardianship of Karl. Once Karl flew the coop to teach guitar to JLH, Octoinky and GamingGuru, Marc had no one to teach GE to except David Clemens (his legal ward-in law) and Ace (his grand-legal-ward.) They had lovely family nights where they made popcorn and played Aztec 00 Agent to the point of collapse. Rumor has it Ace once ran the first 2 rooms on Aztec 00A and made it to the pause with full health, the glass opened, but then the family Advice Dog heard all of the excitement and ran in front of the television, freezing the N64. Conspiracy theorists suggest this dog was raised by Ilari Pekkala and Banjo-Kazooie since it "appeared" one day on their front porch when Hugo van der Wolk came to their door selling chocolate bars.
