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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #100 on: April 12, 2015, 11:02:38 pm »
That's nice but what about the battery?

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #101 on: April 12, 2015, 11:41:28 pm »
That's nice but what about the battery?

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #102 on: April 12, 2015, 11:47:50 pm »
Eating a battery would literally kill a man (and I stand by the fact that I do not recall actually committing to this, I did suggest a battery as a joke though at one point but w/e). Dog shit is doable but not deadly.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #103 on: April 14, 2015, 03:46:20 pm »
3:45 Birdie88: austin's leave involves taking a bunker 1 style piss break during trev's speach

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #104 on: April 14, 2015, 04:17:18 pm »
Eating a battery would literally kill a man (and I stand by the fact that I do not recall actually committing to this, I did suggest a battery as a joke though at one point but w/e). Dog shit is doable but not deadly.

Shut up, wrap it up in a few condoms or something and chug it down like south american cocaine smugglers.
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #105 on: April 20, 2015, 09:01:15 pm »
A conversation from Spectrexs's stream

3:27 Qweczol: Just got done degening a 10 page parer
3:27 Qweczol: paper
3:28 Hitekaimerr: 89h sesh OneHand
3:28 OHMSS_: what's it bout?
3:28 Admiralsmit: caverns agent
3:28 Qweczol: lol
3:28 Qweczol: the paper was on a project i had to do this semester about safety
3:29 Admiralsmit: safety in caverns?
3:29 Qweczol: Yeah
3:29 Qweczol: Protecting the scientists
3:29 OHMSS_: Abstract: In recent years, interest to complete Caverns fast rose amongst gamers. Thus, ...
3:29 Admiralsmit: makes sense
3:29 Qweczol: lol ohmss

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #106 on: April 20, 2015, 11:44:35 pm »
A 10 page paper won't even help prevent scientist deaths on Caverns.
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #107 on: April 21, 2015, 12:51:00 am »
12:50 TimeoutBan Ndforever1: Squrp what are the inputs for shooting during the cutscene with 2.4? I only randomly get it by randomly hitting buttons. LOl

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« Reply #108 on: April 22, 2015, 12:32:10 am »
9:05 Spectrexs: fucking hug jaws like he's a los angeles slutty hot girl

12:31 Hitekaimerr: what's this level called? - birdie '15

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #109 on: April 22, 2015, 01:59:54 am »
1:14 Qweczol: You don't talk to other guys when you're playing with your dick
1:14 Qweczol: ??????
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #110 on: May 13, 2015, 04:17:51 am »
[09:15] ~Birdie88: if i cant do this then clearly nobody can and we should give up

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #111 on: May 13, 2015, 05:19:43 pm »
Illudude: symbolic of villa going into the dishwasher an becoming washed up :kappa:

DarkSlayer64: I actually WANT people to pass me
IcySpeedruns: We'll warp past you :kappa:
« Last Edit: May 13, 2015, 05:36:11 pm by Perfect Warp »
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #112 on: May 13, 2015, 06:24:36 pm »
DarkSlayer64: I actually WANT people to pass me
IcySpeedruns: We'll warp past you :kappa:

Can't believe I missed that reply when it happened.  :LOL:

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #113 on: May 29, 2015, 02:13:44 am »
2:12 Inkosidevinyl: Clemens gave me his full GE skill through his almighty cock

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #114 on: June 17, 2015, 10:26:20 pm »
davidclemensn: i hate when I start thinking about sex during sessions
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #115 on: June 17, 2015, 10:28:51 pm »
LOOOOOOOOOL
I feel you bro

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« Reply #116 on: June 17, 2015, 10:49:35 pm »
LOL i also have sex good one haha lol

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #117 on: June 17, 2015, 10:59:46 pm »
I've never thought once about sex during a GE session in my 10 years.

GE and women exist in completely different universes.  I was only getting laid when I stopped playing GE, and stopped getting laid when I started playing GE again.  Even going back to 16 years old.  The two simply cannot coexist.  If my mind ever gets distracted while playing GE it's thinking about degeneracy, existentialism and the like.  Sex during a session?  Wtf?
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2015, 12:44:37 am »
GE and women exist in completely different universes.  I was only getting laid when I stopped playing GE, and stopped getting laid when I started playing GE again.  Even going back to 16 years old.  The two simply cannot coexist.  If my mind ever gets distracted while playing GE it's thinking about degeneracy, existentialism and the like.  Sex during a session?  Wtf?

I would seriously hate this life.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2015, 01:04:39 am »
Man I've gotten a blowjob by more than one chick playing Mario Kart 64 and Goldeneye, that shit is utter nonsense.

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« Reply #120 on: June 18, 2015, 04:38:32 pm »
Chick I've gotten a blowjob by more than one man playing Mario Kart 64 and Goldeneye, that shit is utter nonsense.

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« Reply #121 on: June 19, 2015, 01:42:41 am »
I've never thought once about sex during a GE session in my 10 years.

GE and women exist in completely different universes.  I was only getting laid when I stopped playing GE, and stopped getting laid when I started playing GE again.  Even going back to 16 years old.  The two simply cannot coexist.  If my mind ever gets distracted while playing GE it's thinking about degeneracy, existentialism and the like.  Sex during a session?  Wtf?
I feel this. Except I got laid when I was degening pretty hard, but that was cuz I was living with my ex. Also the word existentialism is epic.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #122 on: June 24, 2015, 03:48:38 am »
Greenounet: hello mates
WodahsR: well I just got 37 00A cradle

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #123 on: June 24, 2015, 06:19:24 am »
Chick I've gotten a blowjob by more than one man playing Mario Kart 64 and Goldeneye, that shit is utter nonsense.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #124 on: June 25, 2015, 09:37:01 pm »
Birdie88: .....Can feel their boners from here.....punchin' 'em in the head.  :kappa:
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« Reply #125 on: June 26, 2015, 03:52:35 am »
04:50 WodahsR: should have sex before you marry the girl you wanna marry
04:50 davidclemensn: yeah
04:50 RyanLockwood: i agree
04:50 WodahsR: gotta make sure both are sexually compatable
04:50 davidclemensn: dont wanna marry then find out that pussy loose as fuck
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« Reply #126 on: June 26, 2015, 09:48:41 pm »
7:33w00ter007: where are karl and ace
7:34Inkosidevinyl: somehwere pretending they have a life
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« Reply #127 on: June 27, 2015, 03:05:39 am »

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« Reply #128 on: June 27, 2015, 05:14:30 am »
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #129 on: July 14, 2015, 03:48:40 pm »
As much cheating as Henning did in GE I don't think he had any time left over to cheat on his GF. - Illu

Marc&Ryan aren't streaming, but I bet they're practicing holes. - Wouter Jansen
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« Reply #130 on: July 14, 2015, 04:21:55 pm »
LOL!
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #131 on: July 19, 2015, 08:35:00 pm »
*GoldenJimbo007 cracked an on stream 9/11 joke*

Domnmonic: You're a fucking nutcase
GoldenJimbo007: You're an asshole lol
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GoldenJimbo007: I had an uncle who died on 9/11 I can joke about it
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GoldenJimbo007: ... 9/11/1996 but still

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #132 on: July 21, 2015, 06:48:31 pm »

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« Reply #133 on: July 27, 2015, 03:38:17 pm »
Totally random Jimbo quote during SGDQ.


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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #134 on: July 27, 2015, 03:52:06 pm »
Haha how on earth did you catch that? That was after that stupid "suck his dick" reference to Will Ferrell.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #135 on: July 27, 2015, 09:46:26 pm »
Dying.  :rollin:
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« Reply #136 on: October 22, 2015, 07:56:36 pm »
21:53 TimeoutBan josh116pep: Cats poop in my mulch so I kill cats
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« Reply #137 on: November 06, 2015, 07:11:06 am »
Birdie88: "It's gonna be too high, it's gonna be too low, it's gonna be too bad." - Choking the grenade shot on a 1:49 pace S1 SA run.
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« Reply #138 on: November 10, 2015, 07:04:52 pm »
Birdie88: "the hardest part of moving away from my family was that my mom cant bring in my diarrhea pan"
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« Reply #139 on: August 12, 2016, 11:37:51 am »

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« Reply #140 on: September 04, 2016, 10:01:23 am »

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« Reply #141 on: September 05, 2016, 10:49:29 am »

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« Reply #142 on: September 08, 2016, 08:56:17 pm »
"A great vid lasts longer than a great time." - LS
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #143 on: September 16, 2016, 08:25:28 am »


Pretty shocking quote from 'challenger since he's always asserted he hates Aztec.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #144 on: September 18, 2016, 05:48:12 am »

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« Reply #145 on: September 30, 2016, 12:16:38 pm »
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« Reply #146 on: October 03, 2016, 05:06:25 am »
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« Reply #147 on: December 29, 2016, 12:21:03 pm »
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #148 on: December 29, 2016, 01:33:02 pm »
Reminds me of when Boss said cooked / sorcery
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