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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2013, 10:36:54 am »
"But I am bad" - Homeonice222


:kappa: :kappa: :kappa: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :kappa: :kappa: :kappa:

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2013, 03:19:01 am »
"Hey Rayan, love your amazing runs. Been following you for ages, you inspire me to do some runs of my own! I feel you, I had a fucking 0:16 Agent Bunker 1, then fucked it all up on those same fucking stairs, but there were guards in the way, I wasted 3 seconds because I also fucked up the warp finish FFFFFUUUUUUUU >.>"

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2013, 06:11:32 am »

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2013, 06:36:32 am »
Creating irrelevant new categories and getting "WRs" in them to build hype. :nesquik: :v :nesquik: :nesquik:

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2013, 06:48:38 am »
Speedun Popularity 101
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2013, 10:23:14 am »
 w00ter007: someday if I learn to make games, I'll make a game with Frigate^Frigate RNG

» it's speedrun heaven for the truly lucky people

» hell for the skilled people without luck

» then I sell it to Jimbo

» who is neither

» Kappa
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #56 on: May 29, 2013, 01:45:26 pm »
:kappa:
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #57 on: May 29, 2013, 01:54:38 pm »
 :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :nesquik: :kappa: :nesquik:

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #58 on: July 04, 2013, 08:31:13 pm »
What is Henning's favorite Broadway Show?

Phantom of the Opera.


What is Henning's favorite MMA fighter?

Kimbo Splice.


What does Henning get at a Bed Bath and Beyond clearance sale?

The last frame.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2013, 02:48:18 pm »
During the Infil SA/PA intro cinema on stream, roughly the same thing said by about 3 different people:

"Are we watching a Marc video?"

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2013, 07:30:25 am »
^ Now that's comedy!

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2013, 08:21:58 am »
Still way better than 1:16.
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2014, 10:21:32 am »
This thread needs to be revived, I lol'd multiple times reading this thread over again.

Homeonice222: girls are harder to deal with than silo SA lag

Stoxenbawns: "How do you do the double doors, Mirror?"

MirrorMage1: "i just swag it up and strafe it all the way"

Stoxenbawns: "oh i just swag it up? ok"


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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2014, 11:22:07 am »
mirrormace pls
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2014, 02:11:44 pm »
(talking about Caverns SA)

Sniper_Patrol: I don't C the point of doing this throw.
w00ter007: don't B a smartass
DarkSlayer64: this is not D run

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2014, 11:31:08 pm »
Mirrormage1:  i just wanted to visit so we can reflect upon our life achievements and discuss life goals while eating fruit on the beach
Davidclemensn:  it made me lol when my gf referred to you as philly
Mirrormage1:  while the sun sets and we get to see the waves approach our feet sinking in the sand
Ryanlockwood:  ok what gay conversation did i come into
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #66 on: April 26, 2014, 08:28:26 am »
 Mirrormage1:  ace
 Mirrormage1:  have you ever head
 Mirrormage1:  all the WRs
 Mirrormage1:  on PD agent?
 Perfectace:  lol no way
 Mirrormage1:  *had
 Mirrormage1:  ok
Karljobst:  ask me mirror
 Mirrormage1:  ok
 Mirrormage1:  wait
 Mirrormage1:  have you ever had all the WRs on PD agent?
Karljobst:  yes
 Mirrormage1:  OMG
 Mirrormage1:  CONFIRMED BEST PLAYER
Karljobst:  ace pwned
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #68 on: May 07, 2014, 06:19:46 am »
Prose_sa: a black guy, a jew, and an arduino walk into a bar..
  Ryanlockwood: ^
  Ryanlockwood: LOL
  Perfectace: dying
  Rwhitegoose: the bartender goes "hey, you can't INPUT that here"

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2014, 07:03:53 am »
As much cheating as Henning did in GE I don't think he had any time left over to cheat on his GF. - Illu

Marc&Ryan aren't streaming, but I bet they're practicing holes. - Wouter Jansen
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #70 on: June 12, 2014, 03:41:57 am »
    Cosmowright: goose you make some good posts on the-elite.net forums
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #71 on: June 12, 2014, 04:37:30 am »
During the Infil SA/PA intro cinema on stream, roughly the same thing said by about 3 different people:

"Are we watching a Marc video?"

This is brilliant :D
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #72 on: July 06, 2014, 06:24:10 pm »
"Man my Jungle 53 is fucking Perfect, that was the cleanest Xenia kill... How the hell was this run only 53?!... Ohhh hahahahaha I was watching Gregor's 51!!!" - Eise Smit

this happened last night during woody's stream, might be worth hunting down for a highlight lol
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #73 on: July 07, 2014, 01:00:18 pm »
Eise is unconscious about a lot of things in GE speedrunning, but the fact that he watched another player's vid and thought that it was himself playing that run is unbelievable and hilarious.
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #74 on: July 07, 2014, 01:46:26 pm »
was himself playing that run is unbelievable and hilarious.

Good :)

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #75 on: July 11, 2014, 08:23:39 am »
The RTA revolution is real, thanks to a brilliant idea by speedrunning pro Dashizer, the greatest strategic mind since SpiderWaffle.

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Dashizer:  A full segment run can be optimized with IL strats right? I mean I know some of them are very difficult to pull off, but if for some possible way you hit all your IL strats in full run the total time would be great

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #76 on: July 14, 2014, 09:18:31 pm »
In Admiralsmit's chat:





:kappa: :kappa: :kappa:
As much cheating as Henning did in GE I don't think he had any time left over to cheat on his GF. - Illu

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #77 on: July 15, 2014, 04:54:20 am »
getting paid to take a shit feels absolutely amazing.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #78 on: July 18, 2014, 12:14:30 pm »
 Homeonice222: gay
 Mirrormage1: ur gay
 Homeonice222: true
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #79 on: July 18, 2014, 12:17:43 pm »
12:12 TimeoutBan  MirrorMage1: im about to go to bed as well
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: gay
12:12 TimeoutBan  MirrorMage1: ur gay
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: true
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: false
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: ah
12:12 TimeoutBan  MirrorMage1: looooooooooooooooool
12:12 TimeoutBan  homeonice222: that's what you call bad fucking timing


now mirror we dont want to take things out of context and make people look bad do we? :nesquik:
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #80 on: July 18, 2014, 12:21:42 pm »
the rest of that chat log is fake
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #81 on: July 24, 2014, 03:38:21 am »
a convo with jimbo who's getting 15 viewers at the time on his 155 00 attempts   (I note that he needs to get on a bigger community than just lol elite if he wants more viewers but what do I know)

eventually we get to something like and watching streets sucks

which is true but a few hours later goose is playing streets

has over 600 viewers

poor jimbo

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2014, 11:06:57 pm »
Goose is going for a major untied record, I'm going for an irrel tier 4 record Kappa

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #83 on: July 28, 2014, 11:36:12 pm »


" WASSUP WASSUP!! "  

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #84 on: July 29, 2014, 04:59:39 pm »
Goose is going for a major untied record, I'm going for an irrel tier 4 record Kappa

Guess you haven't noticed the 600-800 viewers watching me attempt Surface 1 Agent 1:02 the past few nights :nesquik:
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #85 on: July 29, 2014, 06:16:17 pm »
Jim could honestly have 200+ viewers every stream if he bothered. His commentary and gameplay (as bad as it may be sometimes) is pretty entertaining and I enjoy watching his PR vids for the reactions.

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #86 on: July 29, 2014, 06:55:56 pm »
Yeah, if only he didn't forfeit every race he ever entered on SRL :kappa:

Gotta man up and do those 30 races to get on the frontpage.  I agree he could definitely have similar numbers to Lockwood.
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #87 on: August 16, 2014, 11:20:15 pm »
COME as u r337 (21:15:11): wodahs has some friends over and one of them has a kid with him
COME as u r337 (21:15:15): like a 7-8 year old or something
COME as u r337 (21:15:23): they're all in his room watching OoT bingo
COME as u r337 (21:15:30): and i got the kid to recite Lockwoods 112 video
COME as u r337 (21:15:31): line for line
TopRogue7 (21:16:00): with the cursing?
COME as u r337 (21:16:08): he said "ucking" instead of "fucking"
COME as u r337 (21:16:12): but its amazing

Wodahs, please give us all the details (who is the ucking kid?) and highlight that!!!!!

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #89 on: September 03, 2014, 01:46:28 am »
"I'm going to run into this wall of guards for the next hour of my life, and then I'm going to go bed. You guys ready? Let's do this."

cosmo playing b1 Agent
nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me
nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully
there's nothin' you can do to me; stab me, shoot me

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #90 on: December 13, 2014, 06:35:29 pm »
Birdie88: "Oscar P. should get an Oscar for his work on Runway 22."
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #91 on: December 29, 2014, 08:39:48 pm »
'It was so hard to watch... but by god I watched the whole thing. Even damn second.'
*Creator of 'waiting half a sec more cutscene' on b2 agent*
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #92 on: January 18, 2015, 02:37:56 pm »
B62/Dugg is a real bro


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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #93 on: January 31, 2015, 05:41:06 am »
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #94 on: January 31, 2015, 05:46:17 am »
riperoonie
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #95 on: January 31, 2015, 04:09:28 pm »
Loling  :nesquik:
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #96 on: January 31, 2015, 04:34:10 pm »
 :nesquik:
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #97 on: February 01, 2015, 02:11:47 am »
Inkosidevinyl: yeah you go a little nuts after a lot of GE speedrunning for sure
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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #98 on: February 27, 2015, 03:13:48 pm »
(Wodah was discussing the elevator warp on Control)

"I'm always in the crack while I'm pulling out my PP7"

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Re: Best Eliter Twitch Quotes
« Reply #99 on: April 12, 2015, 09:48:09 pm »
[18:11] @GoldenJimbo007: I will eat a pile of St. Bernard dog feces if you skip to 35
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