Most men are fucking morons when it comes to sex. All they think, with their beta-male so called "brains" is that they want sex, because they want to stick their half-functioning dicks inside some "magic entity" (or poophole if you dig it) and feel the hormonal relief of shooting their loads.
Then they just don't care about the woman in front of them.
For them, the female partner has one and only function: to be hot, so they can brag to their beta male colleagues about how the "cum disposer" they just stick their partially hard weiners in looked like the one that appeared on the cover of an irrelevant gossip magazine (who only compulsive masturbator emptylifers who don't have access to porn read). (if the girl is a fatty or ugly as fuck they just lie about it, after all, it doesn't matter what meat you put your tiny sausage on, just what you tell your friends about) And that's it. Did it sound an extreme and fake example? Probably because you're one of those creepy wankers that think girls are like piggy banks for sperm, where you dispose of your dirty smelly gooey fluids and go back playing videogames with internet neckbeards.
Sex shouldn't be about pleasuring yourself and not caring about the other person (as long as s/he has above-average self image) and bragging about it. Sex should be something mutual, like a theater play, with all actors contributing to each, not one leeching off of the other just so he can feel good about being a failure and human waste, like high school bullies with small penises cheating from nerd kids.
Next time you're having sex or working your way towards it don't think like those depraved, mentally unhealthy excuses of human beings. Be sensitive about your partner's feels and needs. Don't even think about penetrating in a dry forest. Take your time, don't rush the foreplay, moist the field before planting your seed. When inside, don't cum in, like, 4 minutes like most douchebags. Hold it, let the babe feel good, make her go crazy on it, and at least do it again using your 2nd bullet (or imaginary bullet if your barrel empties out).
Last longer to try different positions and crazy fetishes. (don't forget you also have fingers and a tongue! if the wonder fairy is smelly, well, sometimes you gotta make some sacrifices, pretty much like PRing on Statue and Duel...) All in all, enjoy your company, whoever it is. S/he's not just a triple/double-holed banging toy, but a human being.
From personal experience, the best thing about sex is driving the girl nuts... pillow-biting nuts. Wanna clean the pipes? Just rub yourself, impregnate the drainpipe and move on. Want a good time with an attractive person (whatever your sexuality is), follow my advice
Oh yeah, I don't take this thread seriously. No one should. It's a mix of a few good life principles and a TON of fucked up ones. Peace.
