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« on: April 17, 2007, 05:13:00 PM »
TS2 has such a topic, so I think TSFP also needs one.
It would be awesome if someone makes a ranking page for TSFP also.

Rules:
-Put your weapon change on NEVER.
-Immediately switch to unarmed if you spawn with a weapon.
-You are not allowed to use (plasma) grenades.
-You are not allowed to use melee attack.
-You are not allowed to use any weapons (only to aim grenades well)
-Make a new profile for your fists scores, so your accuracy will be NA. And your total bullets fired stay at 0. This makes it easier to prove scores. ;)  

Stages that are impossible to complete:
Brain Drain
Rare or Well Done
Avec le Brique
Absolutely Potty
Don't loose your Bottle
Hart Attack
Come Hell or High Water
Balls of Steel
Melon Heist
TSUG
Plainly off his Rocker

Stages where you don't use weapons, you can claim your normal time here:
Boxing Clever
The Cat's out of the Bag
Lap It Up
Cat's Pajama's
Cortez Can't Jump
Brass Monkeys


I played the Amateur League and managed:

Rockets 101 - 25
Big Game Hunt - 26
Divine Immo - 38
Vamping in Venice - 1:52.7
Pirate Gold - 43.1
Virtual Brutality - 1:39.2
Toy Soldiers - 38
Dam Cold Out Here - 2:30.0
Commuting Will Kill You - 2:02.3

Scores I achieved a few months ago:
Pox of Mox - 2:45.0
Rumble - 3:22.0
Freak - 3:04.2
Shoal - 2:32.1
Screw Loose - 1:27.8
Zany Zeppellin - 31

I also tried Queen of Harts, but I haven't survived the middle part yet.
And Sammy Hammy, that is likely impossible.

Oh, and the Story stages are also included!!!

Matthijs Triep

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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 07:44:00 PM »
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-You are allowed to use (plasma) grenades.

Faucheur

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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2007, 03:54:00 AM »
you want red to try? :rollin

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 05:44:00 AM »
You can throw grenades with your hands. ;)

lapogne36

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 08:02:00 AM »
all my fists only scores (I specify when I used melee attack)

R101 : 22
big game hunt : 47 (with the car)
divine immo : 27
Toy Soldiers : 39
Dam Cold Out Here : 2:15.0
Commuting Will Kill You : 2:31.9
Vamping in Venice : 2:14.9
Pirate Gold : 1:22.4
Virtual Brutality : 6:30.8 (without using grenades !!! but I used sniper SF shield)

a pox of mox : 2:30.0
Rumble in the Jungle : 3:17.8
Freak Unique : 3:09.5
Outbreak Hotel : 3:00.0
Missile Bunker : 3:00.0
Bag Slag : 3:29.0
I Like Dead People : 41
Zany Zeppelin : 35
 Lip Up Fatty : 3:08.5

Screw Loose : 1:22.0 (I used melee attack)
Oh Shoal-O-Mio : 2:34.5 (I used melee attack)
Astro Jocks : 3:27.7 (hard)
Zone Control : 3:00.0
Front Loaded : 3:56.5 (very very hard)
Old Blaggers : 7
The Dead, the Bad and the Silly : 2:05.9
Ninja Garden : 27
Sock it to Them : 2:42.8 (very hard)


only TTS, BAE, U-Genix, FP and maybe YTTH can be made

TTS easy : 5:42.9

and finally one of your stage impossible is possible, but I would say some more in a few hours ...

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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2007, 11:38:00 AM »
Uh, a grenade and a fist are two different things.  I think it's pretty clear that fists only means using only your fists and nothing else.

Faucheur

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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 12:52:00 PM »
lol, you can throw grenades with your hand!! :rollin  

so I say, I can hold a machine gun in each hand!

Stages that are impossible to complete:
Hart Attack
Glimpse of Stocking

you said the same about BBI!

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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2007, 01:12:00 PM »
New rule!!!
You are not allowed to use (plasma) grenades.  >D

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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2007, 02:53:00 PM »
Big Game Hunt - 40 (second try)
Rockets 101 - 28 (first try)

lapogne36

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2007, 03:46:00 PM »
my electro chimp discomatic fists only (or without shot), do you like my score ? :b

www.youtube.com/watch?v=deyxk1wSlRQ

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2007, 04:25:00 PM »
Great score!!! :smokin  

I was looking for such a strat before I did my 3hr run, but I couldn't find it.  >D  

And that really sux for ST. :|

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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2007, 05:37:00 PM »
What, just block the chimps from getting to the floor and then leave the game on for however long?  

If so, then you should have "played" a lot longer than 12 hours.

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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2007, 05:45:00 PM »
We would've done that...

But he's just a strange guy. :lol :rollin :lol

lapogne36

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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2007, 10:59:00 AM »
it's just I feared the limit of my ps2 because if I lost my score ... :x

Faucheur

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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2007, 12:34:00 PM »
hey, what about using the temporal uplink?

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« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2007, 01:29:00 PM »
Of course you can use the uplink!

Faucheur

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« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2007, 04:20:00 PM »
I tried TTS: 5:4x.x

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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2007, 11:28:00 AM »
TTS - Easy - 5:28.2

FIRST TRY !!!

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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2007, 02:11:00 PM »
my score is 5:46.1

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« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2007, 07:15:00 AM »
TTS - Easy - 5:17.7

SECOND TRY !!!

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« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2007, 06:37:00 PM »
TTS Easy - 5:17.1

First Try!

TTS Easy - 4:57.4

Second Try!

Faucheur

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« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2007, 08:45:00 AM »
hum yeah ok. when do you come online? so I can at least beat you at something! :b

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« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2007, 06:13:00 PM »
Dam Cold Out Here - 2:15.0

2 min would be very hard to get.