Author Topic: Goose I hate your guts! (Read 9096 times)

Jimbo · « **on:** January 30, 2014, 10:56:28 am »

Man Goose, you proved last night that you are the biggest piece of scumbag shit on Earth. There is no one in this community with the high-end sociopathic attitude that you possess and you should be ashamed of your own being. You have no friends, you live in your parent's basement and will never amount to anything worth a fuck, you are a failure at life and you would have been in a world of hurt if you had the stones to act like that in the same room as me.

With that said, please go fuck yourself and stop taking yourself so seriously, you really are a cancer to the Elite.

kthxbye.

RWG · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2014, 11:55:11 am »

Lol. I offer to do a race with you that I have NO desire to do, because YOU want to get on SRL. That's right. I offer to do something that benefits me nothing and benefits YOU. And you fucking quit out 10 seconds into FACILITY on me. Do you know how disrespectful that is? I offer 30 minutes of my time for you, and you leave after 2 minutes. You're a complete joke. And you have the audacity to call me a cancer? Wow. You are a disrespectful, thankless, good for nothing human being and this is why you will be living in a trailer with an overweight girlfriend for the rest of your life.

Shadow · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2014, 12:05:08 pm »

Quote from: RWhiteGoose on January 30, 2014, 11:55:11 am

You are a disrespectful, thankless, good for nothing human being and this is why you will be living in a trailer with an overweight girlfriend for the rest of your life.

Whoah whoah whoah. Goose, I have no idea what this spat is about but that's completely uncalled for regardless of the situation.

RWG · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2014, 12:10:37 pm »

Quote from: Jimbo on January 30, 2014, 10:56:28 am

you should be ashamed of your own being. You have no friends, you live in your parent's basement and will never amount to anything worth a fuck, you are a failure at life and you would have been in a world of hurt if you had the stones to act like that in the same room as me.

And that's not uncalled for? If you want to fire shots, you better bring the big guns.

Maybe the difference in offensiveness is that you know what Jimbo said about me is false, whereas what I said about him is the truth.

And what's this about? Jimbo wants to do races to get on the speedrunslive.com main page, so I offered to do an Agent race with him last night. A console blew up on him 10 seconds into Facility, an easily surmountable problem, and he QUIT THE RACE. So now I'm there having to finish out this race, because if all participants quit it looks bad on SRL and these are the sorts of things that, if continuously repeated, get you blacklisted from the community. That's all that happened. Jimbo quit a race 2 minutes in, which is really disrespectful of him since I had to finish it out alone, and then comes here bitching at ME for being a dick. When I'm the one who has given him EVERY opportunity he has had with Twitch streaming and is the reason for the renaissance in his career.

Jimbo is a complete joke.

Jimbo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2014, 12:51:23 pm »

At least I have the decency to treat people like human beings you worthless piece of fuck. You view people as nothing more than free money and you routinely shit on people who subscribe to because they have nothing better going on in their lives. I have put in quadruple the amount of hours into helping the Elite become what it is today, have actually treated fellow runners with respect and not called out everyone for being irrelevant, unskilled, or worthless. You are a fucking psychopath.

You have done nothing in your life. Your only claim to fame to anything on this entire planet Earth is earning a following on twitch which because you were at the right place at the right time when twitch first got popular; you have no education, no skills, no one to love you, and no future in anything else in life. This is as far as you're going to get, that's the difference between you and I. I have assets in life, I have people and dependable relationships, you have invisible followers and nothing else.

I don't give two rat fucks about your legion of viewers who follow you like you're some cult leader among men, I couldn't care less about you looking bad finishing at Agent race alone. I approached you in your chat to apologize for quitting early due to it being so late and I hear you going ham, so fuck off. You deserve nothing.

Let him go Shadow, guns a blazin'.s

We Love Spliced Runs · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:07:44 pm »

Quote from: RWhiteGoose on January 30, 2014, 12:10:37 pm

And what's this about? Jimbo wants to do races to get on the speedrunslive.com main page, so I offered to do an Agent race with him last night. A console blew up on him 10 seconds into Facility, an easily surmountable problem, and he QUIT THE RACE. So now I'm there having to finish out this race, because if all participants quit it looks bad on SRL and these are the sorts of things that, if continuously repeated, get you blacklisted from the community. That's all that happened. Jimbo quit a race 2 minutes in, which is really disrespectful of him since I had to finish it out alone, and then comes here bitching at ME for being a dick. When I'm the one who has given him EVERY opportunity he has had with Twitch streaming and is the reason for the renaissance in his career.

Jimbo is a complete joke.

You missed the part where you berated him live on stream for 20 minutes straight. You also told all of your viewers to unfollow him. Some nasty things said there.

What Jimbo did was pretty low and disrespectful. But so what? Just call him out on it, move on and don't offer to race him any more. Everyone would have just seen the situation as Goose being classy and Jimbo being a dick and wasting everybody's time. But instead, you made a HUGE deal about blowing things way out of proportion. You took things to a new level and started getting personal. Jim's retaliation was definitely warranted. Now most people see this situation as Jimbo being a dick and Goose being more of a dick.

You need to learn to chill out and let rudimentary things go. Being a chiller is a hell of a lot better than being perceived as a high-maintenance drama queen.

RWG · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:08:02 pm »

The funny thing Jimbo, is where I'm from, someone who "moves furniture for a living" and has finally become "warehouse manager" at a desk doesn't have an "skills" either. You are living the blue collar grinder's life. There's nothing wrong with that, but you certainly don't have any "skills."

Meanwhile, I do possess a very particular set of skills; the skill of entertainment. Entertainment is literally the most desired career and the highest paying. I have proven myself to have value as an entertainer, being the very best from a pool of hundreds at AGDQ performing in front of LITERALLY FIFTY THOUSAND + PEOPLE. If I can do that, I can do anything.

So let's take a look in 10 years. You will still be working 45 hour weeks at a desk in a warehouse, making a very fair, respectable living. Still doing unskilled labour, still living in your little trailer, still getting pissed off about tiny little problems in life. And I will be entertaining to millions making tons of money, living in my dream home. If you want to deny it, just like the haters have done my entire life, go right ahead. But every time a hater has thrown some hate my way, I've proven them wrong. And I will again. Because that's what I do.

RWG · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:09:00 pm »

why did this get moved to council?

We are just two men fighting it out like men do. This is normal behavior amongst men.

RWG · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:10:39 pm »

It's part of the entertainment value of my stream. Come back to me when you have 7.7k followers, over 100 subscribers in under two weeks and can get 700-1200 viewers nightly; and then tell me what's good entertainment or not.

RWG · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2014, 02:36:36 pm »

The last post was directed at We Love Spliced Runs. Thingy did an awful job of moving this thread and different posts around. Also funny is how WLSR is too much of a wuss to stand up with his real face and show his real identity. I don't have time for these sorts of low life losers.

Smit · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2014, 02:49:16 pm »

Quote from: RWhiteGoose on January 30, 2014, 02:36:36 pm

The last post was directed at We Love Spliced Runs. Thingy did an awful job of moving this thread and different posts around. Also funny is how WLSR is too much of a wuss to stand up with his real face and show his real identity. I don't have time for these sorts of low life losers.

Yet you still replied to him ....

Jimbo · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2014, 03:26:25 pm »

Goose is a bit behind the times. I have a real administrative job making a damn good living, while also living as cheap as possible to save up for a dream house of my own well before you'll ever own one.

I'm actually not even pissed anymore; this morning I was raging. I have nothing more to offer in this topic, I'm over it. I shouldn't have quit the race and wasted your time, you shouldn't have crossed 50 lines in 20 minutes.

We Love Spliced Runs · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2014, 03:28:15 pm »

Quote from: RWhiteGoose on January 30, 2014, 01:10:39 pm

It's part of the entertainment value of my stream. Come back to me when you have 7.7k followers, over 100 subscribers in under two weeks and can get 700-1200 viewers nightly; and then tell me what's good entertainment or not.

So you're saying you were being a whiny bitch and creating all this drama for "entertainment value"? Sure, it might provide that entertainment but to do that at Jimbo's expense? That's a pretty fucking awful thing to do.

RWG · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2014, 03:31:15 pm »

Quote from: Jimbo on January 30, 2014, 03:26:25 pm

I'm actually not even pissed anymore; this morning I was raging. I have nothing more to offer in this topic, I'm over it. I shouldn't have quit the race and wasted your time, you shouldn't have crossed 50 lines in 20 minutes.

I agree, and I knew we'd both agree when we cooled down.

Cheers Jimbo.

Jimbo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2014, 03:32:52 pm »

It was actually way worse seeing Goose's retarded legion of 12 year old followers act the same way Goose did. Talk about seeing red. Anyway, I like my core followers, don't need his anyway

Aztec Exemplar · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2014, 05:58:13 pm »

jesus christ this thread

I'm lol'ing so hard

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2014, 07:13:10 pm »

;D >

8) :-? :

:P :-[

$:-\$ :-* :'(

Ritch · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2014, 07:16:46 pm »

I'm glad you think so highly of me, Ryan. Also goes to show how much you respect women in general, since you judge them based on their appearance only and not their personality. Real men respect women, regardless of age, size, color, beliefs, or personality. I'm not saying any man is absolutely perfect in that regard, but most try a lot harder than you to be role models for young men in society to look up to. I really wish more women knew this side of you. I am disappointed in you, and the respect I had for you as a person is gone.

RK · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2014, 08:46:09 pm »

Jesus fucking Christ spare me from these fucking pointless fired shots. Keep doing what you both are doing.

#keepcalmcarryon

flukey lukey · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2014, 10:50:32 pm »

5 year olds

the Blueline Goddess · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2014, 11:10:07 pm »

The only women Goose likes are animated, because he has a better chance with them than any real woman.

Really makes you think.

(also lyk dis if u crye errytime)

Shadow · « **Reply #21 on:** January 31, 2014, 07:49:13 am »

Quote from: RWhiteGoose on January 30, 2014, 12:10:37 pm

And [Jimbo's statement is] not uncalled for? If you want to fire shots, you better bring the big guns.

Maybe the difference in offensiveness is that you know what Jimbo said about me is false, whereas what I said about him is the truth.

No. You call each other whatever you want. Insult intelligence, born in a barn, should be kept in a zoo, whatever. It's kind of childish (not manly behaviour as you seem to think) but whatever, it's almost entertaining. But when you start slandering another person, not involved, simply because of a relationship to party you're attacking, that's way over the line. And to someone who frequents the board to boot? Rachel's response is appropriate.

50 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 31, 2014, 08:49:19 am »

Quote from: 河童 on January 30, 2014, 07:13:10 pm

;D > 8) :-? : :P :-[ $:-\$ :-* :'(

RBlackGoose · « **Reply #23 on:** January 31, 2014, 08:58:14 am »

Quote from: the Blueline Goddess on January 30, 2014, 11:10:07 pm

The only women Goose likes are animated, because he has a better chance with them than any real woman.

Really makes you think.

(also lyk dis if u crye errytime)

at leats they cant cheat on him like the only gf he had

Darth Vader · « **Reply #24 on:** January 31, 2014, 12:17:03 pm »

I see some sawdust in my brother from another mother's eye. There, let me remove.. Oh wait i don't, it's just some sawdust in my own eye

SimThreat · « **Reply #25 on:** January 31, 2014, 08:12:15 pm »

I would fight to the death for jimbo. He is a really great guy.

Carathorn · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:18:39 pm »

this topic was actually a very entertaining read.

thanks to everyone who contributed

Matis · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2014, 02:21:29 am »

I didn't read what happen but I agree with Jimbo. Ryan White is very pathetic and I feel sorry for him and is 8000 imaginary friends.

RWG · « **Reply #28 on:** February 11, 2014, 02:28:15 am »

It's actually amazing to me that you can hold a job without possessing basic English language skills.

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2014, 05:23:53 am »

Quote from: Matis on February 11, 2014, 02:21:29 am

I didn't read what happen but I agree with Jimbo. Ryan White is very pathetic and I feel sorry for him and is 8000 imaginary friends.

Carathorn · « **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2014, 06:51:50 am »

Quote from: Rachel on January 30, 2014, 07:16:46 pm

Real men respect women, regardless of age, size, color, beliefs, or personality.

in that case there are no real men on this planet, sorry.

50 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2014, 09:09:53 am »

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #32 on:** February 12, 2014, 01:50:31 am »

Quote from: Hi on February 11, 2014, 09:09:53 am

Quote from: Carathorn on February 11, 2014, 06:51:50 am
Quote from: Rachel on January 30, 2014, 07:16:46 pm
Real men respect women, regardless of age, size, color, beliefs, or personality.

in that case there are no real men on this planet, sorry.

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #33 on:** February 12, 2014, 11:25:28 am »

Dont listen to cara, rachel. There are men in this world who respect women, such as Jimbo, Ted Bundy, myself, Ryan White and the Genesee River Strangler

Jimbo · « **Reply #34 on:** February 12, 2014, 11:47:31 am »

I respect and love 2 women in my life, the rest are absolute quacks.

50 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 12, 2014, 12:14:55 pm »

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #36 on:** February 12, 2014, 03:03:48 pm »

Looks like a mix of Meryl Streep and Jim "I cant get a damn sub 140 on aztec so i quit at life" Barrett!

the Blueline Goddess · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2014, 12:49:36 am »

we need a gif of that princess doing the thing Ryan's avatar is doing.

Smit · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2014, 05:08:07 am »

Quote from: casual speedrusher on February 12, 2014, 03:03:48 pm

Looks like a mix of Meryl Streep and Jim "I cant get a damn sub 140 on aztec so i quit at life" Barrett!

the Blueline Goddess · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:50:16 am »

Oh my

I usually just "hear" Jimbo since Steve's watching the stream on his computer and when he hit the desk it made me jump, heh.

Smit · « **Reply #40 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:53:47 pm »

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #41 on:** February 13, 2014, 04:20:22 pm »

^

Dude, this is the third time you've posted that.

Smit · « **Reply #42 on:** February 13, 2014, 04:59:26 pm »

Quote from: Scrambler Fanny on February 13, 2014, 04:20:22 pm

^

Dude, this is the third time you've posted that.

Actually, that is a slightly edited version. Found a new program to make gifs with..

Also.

the Blueline Goddess · « **Reply #43 on:** February 13, 2014, 11:25:37 pm »

If only you could get Jimbo to move in the gif!

...wait, that could get really gross really fast.

Matis · « **Reply #44 on:** February 19, 2014, 04:14:34 am »

Damn Ryan you got me, I think that's the only come back or whatever you have to say. At least I have a job doing something productive with myself. Keep on Twitch, maybe you can be sponsored by coke and win faggot sweater of the month club. Where can I get some authentic Ryan White Christmas lights? I want to gay up my living space.

Aztec Exemplar · « **Reply #45 on:** February 19, 2014, 04:30:48 am »

Quote from: Matis on February 19, 2014, 04:14:34 am

Keep on Twitch, maybe you can be sponsored by coke and win faggot sweater of the month club.

I think Matis has just won everything.

Carathorn · « **Reply #46 on:** February 19, 2014, 05:28:39 am »

Ryan White Christmas Lights actually would be legit good merchandising

RWG · « **Reply #47 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:32:07 am »

Yeah I definitely have considered actually making a line of Christmas / gaming lights as well as sweaters. I'm sure I could make a fairly easy few $10k.

Matis · « **Reply #48 on:** February 19, 2014, 11:27:46 am »

See you know Goose is all butt hurt cause he can't actually say anything back. So he goes with it thinking it's fun when he was actually sad typing that out. Then after this he'll think about saying "No Matis its a legit idea I had, stay true" or try to bash me on a typo or anything in this reply...Stay true Goose, stay true.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #49 on:** February 19, 2014, 06:26:34 pm »

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