Work is underway on a major new project centered around the Hit It series. The website has been launched and the first fully-functional page can be seen at
thengamer.com/hitit/girls.phpThe headers can be clicked to sort, so that if you wanted to see the rankings based on how desirable the girls are in the minds of Board 8, for instance, you would head to
thengamer.com/hitit/girls...&type=DESCAs for the full scope of the project, if you would like all the details you can check out this convo I just had with ESY (the person currently running the Hit It topics) where I explained where we are headed.
The PlanIm Ngamer (1:19:41 AM): I wanted to let you know that I am taking the Hit It that we love so much to the next level!
Im Ngamer (1:19:48 AM): and I'd like to bring you along for the ride
gacmember16 (1:19:59 AM): Oh Snap! What do you have in mind?
Im Ngamer (1:20:24 AM): well, first off, I have been keeping track of every pic that's been used since IceHawk started the series up
Im Ngamer (1:20:28 AM): I'm not sure if you knew that
gacmember16 (1:20:36 AM): Oh wow, no I didn't know that
Im Ngamer (1:20:47 AM): but anyways, yesterday I got around to creating the complete archive, all in one location
Im Ngamer (1:20:52 AM): than can be found at...
Im Ngamer (1:21:16 AM):
s109.photobucket.com/albu...uldyouhit/Im Ngamer (1:21:42 AM): as you see, it's all 49 girls that have been rated, as well as the two that were listed but didn't get results
Im Ngamer (1:21:56 AM): Heidi because the topic purged, Sayaa because the topic was killed
gacmember16 (1:21:57 AM): Nice work
Im Ngamer (1:22:21 AM): see, as as you enter any folder, the URL becomes a question
Im Ngamer (1:22:23 AM):
s109.photobucket.com/albu...ssaMilano/Im Ngamer (1:22:31 AM): pretty clever, I thought
gacmember16 (1:22:42 AM): haha, that is cool
Im Ngamer (1:23:04 AM):
it's about to get coolerIm Ngamer (1:23:44 AM): I used that photobucket hosting to create this listing, now hosted from the database out on my site
Im Ngamer (1:23:49 AM):
thengamer.com/hitit/girls.phpIm Ngamer (1:24:05 AM): as you see, it links directly into each of the girl's folders on the archive
Im Ngamer (1:24:20 AM): there's also links to their Wiki articles, for those who want more info
gacmember16 (1:24:25 AM): very impressive
Im Ngamer (1:24:46 AM): now, for the moment, it's a static listing based on when their polls were run
Im Ngamer (1:25:02 AM): I'm making it sortable right now, so you can look by highest rating
Im Ngamer (1:25:05 AM): etc etc
gacmember16 (1:25:23 AM): very cool
Im Ngamer (1:25:44 AM): the next step is to take this popular piece of Board 8 and make it famous... internet wide!
gacmember16 (1:25:56 AM): I like where this is going
Im Ngamer (1:26:00 AM): that's going to happen with Would You Hit It... The Game!
Im Ngamer (1:26:06 AM): here's how it works
Im Ngamer (1:26:24 AM): you enter your username and say Start. a picture/bio of a girl comes up
Im Ngamer (1:26:29 AM): now if you want, you can hit it
Im Ngamer (1:26:39 AM): BUT, there's a 10% chance you contract an STD!
Im Ngamer (1:26:44 AM): and then your game is over
gacmember16 (1:26:47 AM): HAHAHA...genius
Im Ngamer (1:27:03 AM): yeah, so it's a risk/reward videogame, based right on the website
Im Ngamer (1:27:19 AM): if you "hit it" and get away safe, that adds to your score
Im Ngamer (1:27:31 AM): for instance, Jessica Alba is worth a score of 88
Im Ngamer (1:27:48 AM): but Jennifer Garner is only a 20
Im Ngamer (1:27:57 AM): so you have to decide if it's worth the risk
gacmember16 (1:28:06 AM): oh, good call
Im Ngamer (1:28:38 AM): and a High Score table will be tracked based on username
Im Ngamer (1:29:01 AM): so you will see "IceHawk scored 428 points! He Hit It 35 times!"
Im Ngamer (1:29:14 AM): so you'll want to come back and try to improve that
gacmember16 (1:29:28 AM): lol, I really like that idea...and you may possibly have to have my babies >.>
Im Ngamer (1:30:02 AM): but wait, there's more!
gacmember16 (1:30:25 AM): more you say!?
Im Ngamer (1:30:32 AM): the other thing we'll be tracking is how often people answer yes or no to each of these girls
Im Ngamer (1:30:47 AM): that will create a new Desirability score, based just on the website results
gacmember16 (1:31:00 AM): Ah yes...I see that column
Im Ngamer (1:31:20 AM): so it will be interesting to compare between B8 and the rest of the internet
gacmember16 (1:31:36 AM): Yeah, that will be an interesting comparison
Im Ngamer (1:32:42 AM): yup! so, the way you can help would be by linking to this page from the new Hit It topics
Im Ngamer (1:32:56 AM): now, for the moment, it would be best to just use girls.php
gacmember16 (1:33:16 AM): No Problem, I love this idea and hopefully it will catch on with the rest of B8 and the net
Im Ngamer (1:33:19 AM): that will create buzz about not only the topic series and it's history/archive, but also about the upcoming game
gacmember16 (1:33:56 AM): yeah
Im Ngamer (1:35:57 AM): ok, back to work I go!
Im Ngamer (1:36:05 AM): I hope to get something functional running this weekend
gacmember16 (1:36:28 AM): Thanks a lot for bumping the topic so much...and for this new outstanding idea. I can't wait to see the finished product
gacmember16 (1:36:36 AM): If there is anything I can do to help, just ask
gacmember16 (1:37:01 AM): Here is the link again to my Photobucket account...with some extra pictures of some girls
s69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/ESY1605/Im Ngamer (1:40:13 AM): oh yes, the other thing that would help would be to
Im Ngamer (1:40:33 AM): continue doing a good job with that photobucket gallery of your own
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): the main thing is the formatting of the picture names
Im Ngamer (1:41:13 AM): if you continue putting them up in First_Last_000.jpg format like that, it saves me a bunch of time
gacmember16 (1:41:27 AM): ok, no problem
Im Ngamer (2:00:47 AM): alright, I have the sorting working
gacmember16 (2:00:51 AM): nice
Im Ngamer (2:00:53 AM): here's the exact link I'd use in the topics
Im Ngamer (2:00:55 AM):
thengamer.com/hitit/girls...&type=DESCIm Ngamer (2:01:09 AM): that makes everything line up just as it does in the historic results
gacmember16 (2:01:11 AM): good call, sorted by %
Im Ngamer (2:01:26 AM): yeah, should be easiest to follow, it's what people have most looked at
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tl;dr versionWould You Hit It... is becoming an interactive website/videgame. Scores will be tracked to see how the girls, and well as users, perform. Thus, hitit will also double as an informational website, educating young men regarding the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases and infections.
