Author Topic: Possstt herer wen u comee home really durnk lol (Read 1256 times)

RWG · « **on:** July 28, 2007, 12:25:00 am »

yeeeeeeee just post ehere when you check the boards after coming home relly drunk plaese

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2007, 06:41:00 am »

AEB · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2007, 10:16:00 am »

Lark · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2007, 06:09:00 pm »

I will next time I go out, Goose. I love your drunk posts, by the way.

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2007, 07:07:00 am »

Late post for yesterday, the day before that and the day before the day before that.

AEB · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:45:00 am »

I wasn't drunk when I made my last post (not drunk now either). This topic is lame so..

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2007, 12:49:00 pm »

Same. This topic is Goose's way of trying to be cool.

Infected Mind · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2007, 02:50:00 pm »

Axel A · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2007, 04:20:00 pm »

Cut him some slack, it was cool to be drunk when you're 14

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:17:00 pm »

Whooooooooooo!!!! booyah!!! drunk!!!!!

This chick is so hot.... but like she ain't slutty so I"m having a @#%$ hard time getting her.. @#%$ american... and like 19 and hot and @#%$. fuckk..... hot @#%$! Soon enough I assume I'll get some and it will be @#%$ excellent.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2007, 08:00:00 pm »

haha... funny

RWG · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2007, 09:29:00 pm »

I have new found respect for Matt

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2007, 03:19:00 am »

Oh my fucking god. Are you for real?

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2007, 06:54:00 am »

Are you paying me out? You don't even know me...

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:41:00 am »

I'm presuming you're talking to Ryan, but just to confirm, my previous comment was aimed at Ryan, not you.

RWG · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:20:00 am »

nah bro, Matt seems decently cool now. I feel like I can relate.

Lark · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2007, 02:42:00 pm »

I agree, I always thought Matt was Karl's bitch, but I guess he's cool.
Keep drinking boys. :hat

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:59:00 pm »

I was saying that to you Durk.

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2007, 04:52:00 am »

OK - my comment was aimed at Ryan, though, sorry if you took it the wrong way.

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2007, 06:38:00 am »

*confused*

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2007, 07:52:00 am »

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2007, 10:22:00 am »

Hmm yes... not extremely drunk.. had a few bundi's!!!! good @#%$... but yeah. @#%$ around in the university for a bit. Pis*sed on some machinery for a little bit... I think it might have been a steam roller or an excavator... can't remember. Pis*sed all over the controls. THEN I ripped the siren orange light off some thing like a truck or something. Used dead lift power. Anyway it's magnetic, attached to my steel shelf. @#%$ great. Yeah. Ain't gettin none tonight. Although I did grab my friends' asses a bit and was promptly rewarded for it. yeah.

flukey lukey · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2007, 11:37:00 am »

sounds awesome

Lark · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:23:00 pm »

Yea man, I'm pretty wasted right now. I'm just chilling waiting for the feelign to go. I'm feeling pretty good. I havent' done anything too stupid, but I'm sure I will by the end of hte nibght. But yea, I"m going out friday too, so I'';ll be sure to post here then. Peace.

P.S. Good story matt, I really enjoyed it, you're a cool aussie.

Red Bull · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2007, 08:06:00 pm »

I'm drunk right now, and I can type perfectly. What's the matter with the posts above?

octoinky · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2007, 02:09:00 am »

over/under on # of posts that are fake drunk?

flukey lukey · « **Reply #26 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:01:00 pm »

i took illus advice and got drunk off some pineapple juice. :evil

stan-the-man-1 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 11, 2007, 03:36:00 pm »

flukey lukey · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2007, 06:23:00 am »

Matis · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2007, 11:38:00 pm »

got was drunk last night...maybe he didnt see this topic

Matis · « **Reply #30 on:** August 12, 2007, 11:40:00 pm »

Greg ^^

RWG · « **Reply #31 on:** August 15, 2007, 10:45:00 pm »

(not drunk right now)

I usually find when I'm drunk, I realize I've made a typo, but just don't care enough to fix it. I made several typos writing this, but due to my sobriety, I fixed them all.

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2007, 12:21:00 pm »

ahhhh.... i'm young... and ... a kitten, and he in a bag.... and i got and ... and I FLAT HIM OUT!... and I go away.... and I fly!

GoldenGreg007 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 26, 2007, 12:43:00 am »

matis wolll eqyaln drunk righnt nomw!!! this ixvbis matisb on wii on grefgs name, DFUCK YAH BITCHSSESS! $equis dope nigga

Comet · « **Reply #34 on:** August 26, 2007, 04:54:00 am »

guess i'm not drunk, but i was drinking. i felt like going easy tointe for some reason

Comet · « **Reply #35 on:** August 31, 2007, 03:12:00 am »

bumping this topic with good reason!!! woooo!

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:56:00 pm »

welll well well what a night it has being i can't elieve how @#%$ late it is now... i must almost be in hangover mode without even sleeping... i't slike... 5am @#%$! Jeez.... What did I do.... first hit the bundi OPs rum and coke 2.1 standards per can.... 6 of them or so... then hit the city. Went to a few clubs. Made out with some dirty asian... all good. Came home and @#%$ around in my college. Spome douches are preparing for some loser entertainment night, so there were microphones which we blasted to full volume and woke everyone up with... got in trouble off the bitchy "senior residents". ..... went and got a trolley from outside and put it out one of the SR's rooms..... @#%$. he our hooker. Yep... wound up here...

btw i forgot to post for like 5 nights prior to this but after my previous post. asd;fkhjasdghs;'ogfhansz;odfg

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 01, 2007, 03:14:00 pm »

aww ffs wtf. i don't get it. like... you're hooking up... surely it's going well and then this @#%$ that looks like a @#%$ easer island statue comes and ruins @#%$ for you. Like it's a big story but i'll try and do it in dot points.

First it performs the hook up
Then the easter island statue tries to hook up but then gets rejected
Then the easter island statue tries to fight me.
Then I'm not sure if i can take the guy so I grab my massive friend.... Easter island instantly backs down. wtf bitch.
But still now this chick is just so maggot she can't even @#%$ stand so it's all over. @#%$!
Then I find out that easter island dude had also tore some chick away from my mate... wtf. hate the easter islands.

Guess that's it. Then @#%$ around doing prank calls and talking to my hookers (friends) until like 515 am... NOW I"M GOING TO BED@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! listening to that caroline song by outkast.

RWG · « **Reply #38 on:** September 01, 2007, 03:19:00 pm »

I was very drunk last night, and I don't remember doing many silly things. I was a lot happier than I am now though and I'm not even hungover. Maybe I should forget life and get drunk.

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #39 on:** September 01, 2007, 07:47:00 pm »

Do it

Matis · « **Reply #40 on:** September 02, 2007, 02:26:00 am »

Yeah i had some raspberry beer after this and greg had thasts all so i winn.

THATS GARY IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!!!

Matis · « **Reply #41 on:** September 02, 2007, 02:33:00 am »

TYEAG WE GOT TO KEEP THOSE MUGS TOO :

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Comet · « **Reply #42 on:** September 03, 2007, 12:43:00 pm »

post for last night. $1 a shot, plus someone's birthday equals a lot of people drunk out of their minds. I wonder how many casualties we had :hat

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 04, 2007, 12:49:00 pm »

meh.. had some goon.

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 08, 2007, 02:59:00 pm »

Oh yeah I'm really glad i chose to get a hand job and hence ruin my chances of sex with another chick. FU[i/]CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BS!!!! eff it. meh lucky i got destination calibrea or whatever to cheer me

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #45 on:** September 08, 2007, 03:33:00 pm »

Matis · « **Reply #46 on:** September 14, 2007, 12:45:00 pm »

Plans to post Saturday...

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:45:00 am »

I don't want you to have any less than 20 drinks in you when you post :hat

I want some entertainment

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #48 on:** September 19, 2007, 09:45:00 am »

sh.it night.

RWG · « **Reply #49 on:** September 21, 2007, 04:13:00 am »

need to make 51

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