What will happen next as Luke "True Top 5" Szklarz tries to battle the evil badmins??
The Plot: Top 5 00 Agent Luke Szklarz had just gotten back from a Pete Murray concert and was feeling the Vibe of the music!
Luke got home was a little drunk and decided to check the forums. He had such a great time he decided to name himself Pete Murray on the forums. However being so drunk and seeing a commercial of spongebob, he accidentally named himself Patrick Murray!!
However the Evil Admins struck down with their forum fury ACCUSING LUKE OF IMPERSONATING SOMEONE WHO ISNT EVEN IN THE ELITE. While Luke really meant to name himself Pete!! No Warning for the Australian Runner :'( :'( They got him with a low blow and BANNED HIM WITHOUT WARNING OR BEING ADMONISHED
And just who is this Patrick Murray??
Patrick Murray: VA 2011 Attendee
-Bitten by insane spider
-hacked a dart after
-lived to tell tale
Then the Admins got their serial killer like boner!! The pleasure of just banning someone was too good!! POWER I NEED MORE POWER MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
*Meanwhile back at the Pete Murray after party*
Pete Murray was discussing investing into a speed run olympics with 2 very fine gentlemen from Canada and Florida. When he then found out the news about the hall of fame australian runner being banned from the 2 gentlemen after they just received word about it!!
Pete was not pleased to say the least....
Will Luke "True Top 5" Szklarz ever be rescued??
Will Justice ever be served?
Will Pete Murray get his Australian Friend unbanned?
Will the promising 2 gentlemen hook up with Pete Murray and Philip Morris & Co. at the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas Nevada for the Speed Run Olympics?
Will the real Patrick Murray please stand up?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE !!!
