Every member of The Elite unites and attempts to rob a bank. You must assign to each of them specific tasks that they need to complete in order to ensure the mission is a success. Alternatively, you may describe how each Eliter would react in this situation. Props to Trouble Clef for making the compilation list for all of our ideas. This was a collective effort from many different Eliters.
A: Find and Enter the Bank
B: Disable Security System
C: Attain Cash from Vault
D: Defeat Chief of Police
E: Escape to the Docks, Board Freighter
F: Minimize Civilian Casualties"
Crew MembersJimbo - Will run from side to side to one point straight ahead of him
-meat shield guy who gets shot like 30 times before he falls down dead while we walk behind him
-would use gloves to hold the bags of money so his thumbs don't slip
Ace - After we make breaking news on the biggest robbery in history, he breaks that record in a few days on his own
-runs up to clerk named Matt *shoots him* TAKE THAT, MATT!
Ace will also tell us that the amount of money we stole is irrel.
Goose -tweet about it the entire time
-asks hostages at bank to follow him on twitch, ignoring the rest of us
-will wear a tshirt with electronic marquee panel writing "THIS ROBBERY DEDICATED TO _____"
-provides us with bullet/flame resistant sweaters
Karl -Go between the lasers leading to the bank vault
-will seduce one of the female body guards and get her keycard using his seduction techniques
Daniel, Eric -run around with 2 guns
-already took care of large security screen
Trent -Part of the plan, hypes up all the supplies he'll bring, doesn't show up
Lockwood -bonds with some pretty female hostage and gets 5 eliters killed
-brings smoke bombs
-can't carry out any bags of cash because his thumb is too swollen and painful
-"mwh FORTY SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS BABY!!", etc. 112 quotes ftw
Luke Pettit - Will provide us with the Freight boat for us to escape with
Taka -first one to escape
Henrik -study schematics of bank, give attack strats
Lark - Will provide sniper support with infra red beam from a nearby rooftop.
Marc -destroys locks on safe vault
-destroys alarms with a pistol that shoots faster than the average one
Luke -already robbed 6 banks without telling anyone, brings his money to the heist: "check it out guys"
Icy, Bozon, Palmer -take out swat team when they arrive
Illu -provides everyone with energy drinks, beer, and whey protein for optimal energy. However, Illu will have a mental breakdown halfway through and realize that due to his vegan past, he doesnt have the confidence to undergo the robbery. He will then suicide himself to the police by running into the parking lot arms flailing
Cliff Hampton - Will drive by and open the door in a white van and throw a well timed grenade that will blow up the swat cars as they pull in
Boss -use speech skipping technology to bypass the safes access codes
-fool the guards into opening the glass entry door
Alex -provides glow sticks for any dark rooms encountered
-brings flashbang-proof rave goggles
TroubleClef -will get to one of the vaults and spend too many hours on it eventually getting it open, long after everyone else left
AxelZ -will take all the bank robbery footage for us to look back on 7 years later
-will grant us all achievement ranks for the robbery
Gregor -helps us all take out the police chief
SRT -gives us motivational speech "THIS IS THE ROBBERY OH COME ON YEAH!"
Clark -raise money to buy equipment for the heist and then disappear
Denis Lucid -see later in news that he also robbed a bank and stole 4 million dollars more than we did, then vanishes.
Clemens -will be the only guy on the team pulling the trigger with his palm across the stock
-will supply everyone with supermarket food
Phil -child hostage
Mouser -first to fill and tie all of Boss' bags
Jimmy Bauer -will knock over the centerpiece statue on purpose
Deep Darkness - Will translate the Spanish that the Latina bank teller is speaking.
M.I.A.Dan Berube, Henning, and Monteith - All claimed to have been involved in the robbery, but there was no video footage of them actually being there...
Bank PersonnelNgamer - The first clerk that we will shoot.
Rach - The secretary at the bank that sobs and hides under her desk during the event.
Official Police Report
- "Witnesses say the suspects were all looking at the ground which seemed odd"
- "Ran sideways the whole time"
- "changed their weapons each time they entered a doorway."
- val strafed bank manager (Dwayne Doak) to vault door
