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« Reply #100 on: October 25, 2006, 10:42:00 pm »
Well, I was really stressed today :(

but then...

:D


...and how did this get way back here? i thought it wouldn't leave the first page! Shame!
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« Reply #101 on: October 25, 2006, 11:23:00 pm »
The answer is... NOBODY MASTURBATES >:0
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« Reply #102 on: October 25, 2006, 11:34:00 pm »
I have a little Spanish boy whom I pay $3/hour to whack me off whenever I please.
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« Reply #103 on: October 26, 2006, 01:30:00 am »
Quote
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The answer is... NOBODY MASTURBATES


Or maybe everyone is masturbating so much that their hands are too tired to post a response here.
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« Reply #104 on: November 22, 2006, 06:39:00 pm »
:D
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« Reply #105 on: November 24, 2006, 03:37:00 pm »
heh
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« Reply #106 on: November 26, 2006, 11:22:00 pm »
:) |I
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« Reply #107 on: February 25, 2007, 08:31:00 pm »
:D  thanks Alecboy!
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« Reply #108 on: February 25, 2007, 10:36:00 pm »
But.... I'm not masturbating0]
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« Reply #109 on: February 25, 2007, 11:37:00 pm »
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I have a little Spanish boy whom I pay $3/hour to whack me off whenever I please.


so what you end up paying him about 20 cents? cause you know...;) :lol
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« Reply #110 on: March 11, 2007, 02:34:00 pm »
:x
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« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2007, 06:08:00 pm »
:| 0] :x
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« Reply #112 on: March 12, 2007, 05:00:00 am »
thats something i didn't want to know...
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« Reply #113 on: March 12, 2007, 04:00:00 pm »
That is wrong on so many levels.... :rolleyes
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« Reply #114 on: March 12, 2007, 08:56:00 pm »
Hey Corey, I jerk off thinking about you! Aren't you honoured?? :D
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« Reply #115 on: March 12, 2007, 11:27:00 pm »
is this the only topic you post in corey...:rolleyes  and that was to much info.
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« Reply #116 on: March 13, 2007, 04:20:00 am »
Congrats Alec! What strat were you using to get that great pr? How many fails did you have before hand? Did you use lookdown? Did you get any boosts?

Can anyone match this roaring athlete? The unstoppable Corey? Will his pr be tied anytime soon? Will he beat his own record? Who`s gonna be watching the prove vid that might be provided? I assume it`ll be Jon or Come ;) .
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« Reply #117 on: March 13, 2007, 09:41:00 am »
:rollin
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« Reply #118 on: March 13, 2007, 09:43:00 am »
he used look-down the whole time
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« Reply #119 on: March 13, 2007, 11:04:00 am »
so you used lookdown, does that mean you PR'd right in your eye...:o
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« Reply #120 on: March 13, 2007, 10:05:00 pm »
He could have pr'd in his mouth too. I'm using the no lookdown strat and can't tie his PR. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

I'll have to ask the master.
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« Reply #121 on: March 13, 2007, 10:42:00 pm »
maybe your mom can help you out...
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« Reply #122 on: April 01, 2007, 05:03:00 pm »
OMFG you better edit your post right now.
Go get your head examined. >:
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« Reply #123 on: April 01, 2007, 09:43:00 pm »
:rollin

but seriously, someone ban this kid :x
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« Reply #124 on: April 06, 2007, 01:03:00 pm »
This is the best topic ever :rollin

Never laughed so much in my life at some the comments

:D
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« Reply #125 on: April 07, 2007, 01:25:00 am »
man its been awhile...|I
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« Reply #126 on: April 18, 2007, 11:11:00 pm »
*sigh* Another 502 topic... ! FTW

:D
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« Reply #127 on: April 19, 2007, 12:00:00 am »
no this is not and you just masturbated.
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« Reply #128 on: April 19, 2007, 01:19:00 am »
it was the "*sigh* Another 502 topic..." topic that pointed me in this direction.
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« Reply #129 on: April 19, 2007, 05:27:00 am »
yet and everytime you post here you know whats happening right?
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« Reply #130 on: April 19, 2007, 08:51:00 am »
Yes everytime ya

masturbate, jack off, wank, beat off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, whack off, hand job, cum sex, wack off, beat the meat, jerk off, rub one out, toss off, knuckle shuffle, pull off

Did miss anything?
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« Reply #131 on: April 19, 2007, 09:05:00 am »
Dam I wish I could edit that:(  what a lame post.
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« Reply #132 on: May 14, 2007, 01:10:00 am »
wow - wtf?
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« Reply #133 on: December 27, 2007, 08:44:00 pm »
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« Reply #134 on: December 18, 2008, 06:56:00 am »
Quote from: Alec006Boy
">    ">    ">    ">    ">    ">  
 
  Places where I've done it:  
 
 
  My bedroom  
  My bathroom  
  School  
  Grandma's bedroom  
  Father's bedroom  
  Hospital  
  Back of my car  
 
 
  BEST OF ALL: I have yet to be caught ">
QF XFD
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« Reply #135 on: December 18, 2008, 11:22:00 am »
Omg Alecboy wins!
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« Reply #136 on: December 18, 2008, 06:02:00 pm »
Fuck i never jack off im lame as hell. i dont have time for it... i have class/work every day til 6pm then i workout til 8pm eat til 9. then i either practice my drumming, games, internet til i sleep.
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« Reply #137 on: December 18, 2008, 08:18:00 pm »
lol @ no time for masturbating. I don't even know what to say.
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« Reply #138 on: December 18, 2008, 10:27:00 pm »
sometimes you have to chew the energy gum to stay up a little later in the night and give yourself that little extra push at 4am...then you'll fall asleep like a baby
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« Reply #139 on: December 19, 2008, 01:52:00 am »
Hah.. yeah I sometimes do it just to help me fall asleep
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« Reply #140 on: December 20, 2008, 06:22:00 am »
Quote from: Matabird
sometimes you have to chew the energy gum to stay up a little later in the night and give yourself that little extra push at 4am...then you'll fall   asleep like a baby
So much wisdom in this..
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« Reply #141 on: December 20, 2008, 07:17:00 am »
i honestly keep my mind away from girls/sex. i feel like if you think about it to much it will make you depressed or something of that sort, you kinda trap yourself in your mind cause you cant always go out to get it, thus for making you think about it all the time.... so i honestly just think about death metal drumming all day every day.
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« Reply #142 on: December 20, 2008, 02:50:00 pm »
LOL Alex! so you masturbate when fantasizing about drumming? im just saying because you posted here
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« Reply #143 on: December 20, 2008, 07:59:00 pm »
maybe he masturbates while drumming...
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« Reply #144 on: December 20, 2008, 08:51:00 pm »
Or maybe he used the drums to masturbate...
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« Reply #145 on: December 21, 2008, 06:15:00 am »
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« Reply #146 on: December 21, 2008, 02:25:00 pm »
mmm
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« Reply #147 on: August 18, 2009, 02:02:00 am »
bump
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« Reply #148 on: August 18, 2009, 12:03:00 pm »
You WOULD bump this topic.
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