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Topic: Post Here Every Time You Masturbate (Read 1303 times)
Fal2002
Posts: 2136
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Reply #50 on:
March 15, 2006, 10:03:00 am »
Not if i can help it!
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the Blueline Goddess
Posts: 1087
20% Cooler
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #51 on:
March 15, 2006, 11:33:00 pm »
Never!!!
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"Dayle - The thing I love about you is that you are a courageous outer of bullshit artists and at the same time a huge softie. It's no wonder that somebody who is a bit of a bullshit artist would have an issue with you."
RWG
Posts: 21326
always rooting for the antihero.
Goose
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Reply #52 on:
March 19, 2006, 07:12:00 pm »
I haven't done it for 13 days. And its Sunday, so can't do it today. But to be honest, I haven't really felt like doing it at all.
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night. I just think that, you are what you love." Taylor Swift,
Daylight
.
【 Verax Maneret 】
Fal2002
Posts: 2136
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Reply #53 on:
March 19, 2006, 07:56:00 pm »
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RWG
Posts: 21326
always rooting for the antihero.
Goose
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Reply #54 on:
March 20, 2006, 08:25:00 pm »
been exactly 2 weeks. No idea why I haven't felt like it.
WTF????
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night. I just think that, you are what you love." Taylor Swift,
Daylight
.
【 Verax Maneret 】
Matt-Cook1
Posts: 1512
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Reply #55 on:
March 23, 2006, 06:22:00 am »
Because you've lost all sexual desire due to a realisation that it won't be fulfilled?
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the Blueline Goddess
Posts: 1087
20% Cooler
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Reply #56 on:
March 23, 2006, 11:18:00 pm »
ZING!
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"Dayle - The thing I love about you is that you are a courageous outer of bullshit artists and at the same time a huge softie. It's no wonder that somebody who is a bit of a bullshit artist would have an issue with you."
RWG
Posts: 21326
always rooting for the antihero.
Goose
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #57 on:
March 23, 2006, 11:29:00 pm »
the truth doesn't hurt me!
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night. I just think that, you are what you love." Taylor Swift,
Daylight
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【 Verax Maneret 】
Comet
Posts: 1317
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #58 on:
March 24, 2006, 12:28:00 am »
but a big, pointy stick might...
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RWG
Posts: 21326
always rooting for the antihero.
Goose
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #59 on:
March 24, 2006, 12:55:00 am »
if by "big, pointy stick" you mean "penis" then
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night. I just think that, you are what you love." Taylor Swift,
Daylight
.
【 Verax Maneret 】
Comet
Posts: 1317
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Reply #60 on:
March 24, 2006, 04:35:00 pm »
no, by "big pointy stick" i actually mean a big pointy stick
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RK
Posts: 3298
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Reply #61 on:
March 25, 2006, 08:53:00 pm »
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Laercio-Rodolfo
Posts: 629
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Reply #62 on:
March 25, 2006, 09:48:00 pm »
At least my topic is useful for something
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RK
Posts: 3298
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Reply #63 on:
March 26, 2006, 10:42:00 pm »
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RWG
Posts: 21326
always rooting for the antihero.
Goose
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Reply #64 on:
April 25, 2006, 01:42:00 am »
I just got out of bed to whack off. 30 minutes later at 1:45am, I'm listening to dance. Can't help me get to sleep.
>_<
And I gotta wake up at 7:15am tomorrow. @#%$!
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night. I just think that, you are what you love." Taylor Swift,
Daylight
.
【 Verax Maneret 】
xDarkMafiax
Posts: 7
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Reply #65 on:
April 25, 2006, 03:34:00 am »
I masturbated at work once...I work at Pizza Hut :O
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bcks
Posts: 3045
<3 Rashida Jones
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Reply #66 on:
April 25, 2006, 03:45:00 am »
*Never goes to pizza hut again.*
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Fal2002
Posts: 2136
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Reply #67 on:
April 25, 2006, 12:32:00 pm »
*Never going Pizza Hut again*
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Laercio-Rodolfo
Posts: 629
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Reply #68 on:
April 25, 2006, 03:47:00 pm »
Meh
But I prefer Mc Donald's. At least the hamburguers are much better than USA and other countrys
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Laercio-Rodolfo
Posts: 629
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Reply #69 on:
April 25, 2006, 03:48:00 pm »
I don't like Pizza Hut
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Laercio-Rodolfo
Posts: 629
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Reply #70 on:
April 25, 2006, 03:52:00 pm »
At least the hamburguers
here
are much better than USA and other countrys
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Matis
Posts: 3695
Ohio Crew member since 07.
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #71 on:
April 25, 2006, 08:08:00 pm »
i once did it at a donut shop.
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RWG
Posts: 21326
always rooting for the antihero.
Goose
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #72 on:
April 25, 2006, 08:37:00 pm »
Sounds like you made good use of a doughnut.
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night. I just think that, you are what you love." Taylor Swift,
Daylight
.
【 Verax Maneret 】
Comet
Posts: 1317
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Reply #73 on:
April 25, 2006, 08:48:00 pm »
wow. That just made my day
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flukey lukey
Posts: 6844
Zero-Time P.O.M.
Luke
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #74 on:
April 27, 2006, 11:25:00 pm »
how come i never knew this was here ... *JUMPS*
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LAS
#TeamLevelRotation
deletedprofile.u
Posts: 5680
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Reply #75 on:
April 27, 2006, 11:40:00 pm »
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RK
Posts: 3298
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Reply #76 on:
April 28, 2006, 03:35:00 pm »
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Your Eliteness
Posts: 1639
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Reply #77 on:
May 10, 2006, 08:26:00 pm »
Looks like everyone stopped masturbating.
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Lark
Posts: 3635
Lark
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #78 on:
May 20, 2006, 01:47:00 pm »
Wow you guys really need girlfriends.....
I don't have to masturbate.
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Embrace the grind.
RWG
Posts: 21326
always rooting for the antihero.
Goose
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #79 on:
May 20, 2006, 02:45:00 pm »
^liar
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"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night. I just think that, you are what you love." Taylor Swift,
Daylight
.
【 Verax Maneret 】
Djie
Posts: 2764
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #80 on:
May 20, 2006, 04:05:00 pm »
Just shows your ignorance. People masturbate all their life, even with a very active sexual life.
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Lark
Posts: 3635
Lark
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #81 on:
May 20, 2006, 10:20:00 pm »
You wish I was lying!
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Embrace the grind.
l337
Posts: 547
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #82 on:
July 05, 2006, 05:36:00 pm »
Hey alecboy, the topic is called
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
. Not
Post Here Every Time you suck your dad
*opens jimsmor.gif*
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Matt-Cook1
Posts: 1512
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Reply #83 on:
July 06, 2006, 09:07:00 pm »
Dude, you're a faggot.
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TehSoppMaestro
Posts: 136
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Reply #84 on:
July 07, 2006, 05:32:00 pm »
Agreed'd.
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Fal2002
Posts: 2136
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #85 on:
July 11, 2006, 07:00:00 pm »
You did it in your Grandmas bedroom? You sick @#%$!
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Lark
Posts: 3635
Lark
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Reply #86 on:
July 11, 2006, 07:18:00 pm »
Yeah you are sick. In you hospital.
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l337
Posts: 547
Post Here Every Time You Masturbate
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Reply #87 on:
July 12, 2006, 06:29:00 pm »
... as opposed to some fat plum with no penis at all?
lifequit tbh
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Matt-Cook1
Posts: 1512
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Reply #88 on:
July 13, 2006, 01:07:00 am »
Why include "bearded"? Is something wrong with beards?
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Lark
Posts: 3635
Lark
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Reply #89 on:
July 13, 2006, 02:22:00 pm »
Meh he's just a loser, don't waste your time.
O yeah, and quit life Alec.
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Embrace the grind.
flukey lukey
Posts: 6844
Zero-Time P.O.M.
Luke
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Reply #90 on:
August 01, 2006, 11:52:00 am »
mother @#%$...
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LAS
#TeamLevelRotation
Illu
Posts: 5777
Proven Champ 2007
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Reply #91 on:
August 05, 2006, 01:02:00 pm »
Yeha maybe I'm gay, I never use that word.. wrong bi I am, now you know it, but just frustrated really dunno what I'm saying, just need to, just, just, just, just, just, dunno OMFG!!!!
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Illu
Posts: 5777
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Reply #92 on:
August 05, 2006, 01:05:00 pm »
NOOOO! WAIT!
Now I remember, I told you this before but it actually just slipped in, not my fault, sorry this just crap coming out have to write it down to get it out of the system, I'll be clean in a month or so
crap out out with crap crao out out with the fcrap of system of mine out get out CRAP!!!!
these attacks happen on some kind of almost regular basis but hopefully gone they will be in some time, just working on it.
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Jimbo
Posts: 4099
Elite Historian
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Reply #93 on:
August 06, 2006, 12:43:00 am »
Launch.
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Smit
Posts: 2313
Oh, this is suicide! There's nowhere to go.
Eise
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Reply #94 on:
August 07, 2006, 02:07:00 pm »
:
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RK
Posts: 3298
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Reply #95 on:
August 07, 2006, 02:14:00 pm »
I've been pretty inactive.
But recently
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Smit
Posts: 2313
Oh, this is suicide! There's nowhere to go.
Eise
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Reply #96 on:
August 08, 2006, 07:27:00 am »
Lol AlecBoy, no one can top me.. I am the king of mastrubation.. You can my jerking off side-kick
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RK
Posts: 3298
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Reply #97 on:
August 09, 2006, 01:37:00 pm »
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bond799
Posts: 36
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Reply #98 on:
August 09, 2006, 11:04:00 pm »
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Nodjo
Posts: 337
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Reply #99 on:
August 10, 2006, 07:52:00 am »
this topic is so sick....
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