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*** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« on: November 07, 2015, 04:36:03 am »
He's known to be a cheater from his Silo 00A 1:34 a decade ago and he's said some sketchy things in the past. But anyway the point here is: he really should have died on his Aztec SA 1:36 right over here:



There's no way to know if he used an Everdrive or not, but he doesn't really deserve 1:36 anyway since he's choked a lot and his OCB is terrible. The run is sketchy so I request an investigation is launched into the run by the proof moderators and top players to determine if it's real or not. I'm convinced it is.

We have so many fake records on the rankings (including Attack Ship 2:06 FFS) and it's important we don't allow this anymore. Stop making the Elite a joke.
« Last Edit: November 07, 2015, 04:50:51 am by MATE »

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2015, 05:04:57 am »
Yeah this is obviously a fake video. It needs to be taken down asap.

Alec and dsxchallenger, please investigate this bogus time.

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2015, 05:06:02 am »
Wow.



If we look at my analysis carefully, we see the distance between the tip of the gun and Bond's body (labelled x) is far too long of a distance for Jim to run to not take a hit. Furthermore, if we look at the guard's body, his/her abdomen and left thigh form what is known as the death°. This combined with x shows you're supposed to take a hit.
Let's look at Jim's chest. Now I don't know if he hasn't been to the gym in awhile but it's clear that his chest is relatively flat and small. At this point, his heart should be visibly beating even at Twitch's shitty mobile setting. The timer being at 7 seconds and the guard being right in front, there is no denying the above statement is true. His goal time is 1:37 which is a tad ambitious and he even agrees as you can see in the chat he posts "no hope". Finally, he claims the game version is Japanese but is the text even in Japanese? We will need our Japanese linguistics experts such as Robbie or maybe even Cedric (Cedric probably should help out since he owes me for his abysmal fantasy league performance).

If you guys aren't convinced. I ripped the audio and put that baby into audacity.



Normal? Think again.



Fucking checkmate.
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2015, 12:24:52 pm »
Wow.



If we look at my analysis carefully, we see the distance between the tip of the gun and Bond's body (labelled x) is far too long of a distance for Jim to run to not take a hit. Furthermore, if we look at the guard's body, his/her abdomen and left thigh form what is known as the death°. This combined with x shows you're supposed to take a hit.
Let's look at Jim's chest. Now I don't know if he hasn't been to the gym in awhile but it's clear that his chest is relatively flat and small. At this point, his heart should be visibly beating even at Twitch's shitty mobile setting. The timer being at 7 seconds and the guard being right in front, there is no denying the above statement is true. His goal time is 1:37 which is a tad ambitious and he even agrees as you can see in the chat he posts "no hope". Finally, he claims the game version is Japanese but is the text even in Japanese? We will need our Japanese linguistics experts such as Robbie or maybe even Cedric (Cedric probably should help out since he owes me for his abysmal fantasy league performance).

If you guys aren't convinced. I ripped the audio and put that baby into audacity.



Normal? Think again.



Fucking checkmate.

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2015, 01:38:29 pm »
Well I did scream in horror 100% expecting a death, so yes some divine sorcery definitely happened. 10/10 topic though lol... after waking up hungover

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2015, 03:44:09 pm »
I should make a "how to do the vents tutorial."  Even Clemens' could be improved.  Watch any of my Aztec PBs.  Perfect vents.
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2015, 03:55:57 pm »
heh Goose has been trying to tell people about their shitty vents for years it seems, it's true though.

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2015, 04:29:48 pm »
LOOOOOOL
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2015, 04:56:25 pm »

Textbook vents.  Did you ever feel in any danger watching these?  No.  It's really simple guys.


These vents score about an 88/100 from me.  This was back in like 2008 though.  And they're still better than literally everyone's vents who have posted a PR in the past year.

The keys are;

- keep it simple, move back and forth into the alleys while firing 1-2 bursts.
- NEVER reload!  Until you have 6 bullets in the AR33, there's no need to reload.  Reloading is what gets you killed.  It's counterintuitive as a GE player but reloading is death.

That's literally it lmfao.  I wish all of you died on your WR and untied runs because your vents deserve it.
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2015, 07:28:47 pm »
I wish all of you died on your WR and untied runs because your vents deserve it.

This HOSTILITY.  :nesquik:
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2015, 08:18:15 pm »

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2015, 09:18:45 pm »
I wouldn't say I wish people died on their runs, but I agree that many players need to improve their vents. I have choked on many runs but I don't remember me chocking at Aztec ending. Stop all the reloading ffs.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2015, 09:01:44 am by AxZ »

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2015, 10:20:39 pm »
Man you can really see how bad of a player Adam Bozon is in that video.  Just no awareness or ability to handle guards properly.  The PP7 on the guards AR33 *on Agent* really made me cringe.  His AR33 guard handling on the way there was just as bad.
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2015, 01:10:14 am »
AZ, you don't choke (can Swedish people learn how to spell that word, even if it's a joke it looks stupid) because you don't ever get WR pace runs. I guarantee anyone, apart from me and Clemens, will die on the vents on a 1:31 SA pace run. The pressure of having a 3s untied will be too much for them to handle during the countdown.

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2015, 04:18:02 am »
 :kappa:

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2015, 05:54:06 am »
AZ, you don't choke (can Swedish people learn how to spell that word, even if it's a joke it looks stupid) because you don't ever get WR pace runs. I guarantee anyone, apart from me and Clemens, will die on the vents on a 1:31 SA pace run. The pressure of having a 3s untied will be too much for them to handle during the countdown.

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2015, 06:04:13 am »
AZ, you don't choke (can Swedish people learn how to spell that word, even if it's a joke it looks stupid) because you don't ever get WR pace runs. I guarantee anyone, apart from me and Clemens, will die on the vents on a 1:31 SA pace run. The pressure of having a 3s untied will be too much for them to handle during the countdown.

Bring back cute Ace :(

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2015, 11:42:46 am »
Man you can really see how bad of a player Adam Bozon is in that video.  Just no awareness or ability to handle guards properly.  The PP7 on the guards AR33 *on Agent* really made me cringe.  His AR33 guard handling on the way there was just as bad.

Yeah he is so bad. Even though he has a better Agent time. But yeah he sucks with all that AR33 PP7 stuff.  :kappa:

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2015, 12:20:48 pm »
#BringBackCuteAce

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2015, 12:59:37 pm »
Man you can really see how bad of a player Adam Bozon is in that video.  Just no awareness or ability to handle guards properly.  The PP7 on the guards AR33 *on Agent* really made me cringe.  His AR33 guard handling on the way there was just as bad.

You can't just go and do a cool ending strat like a wiener all safe and shit. Where's the heart and style? :v

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2015, 02:21:56 pm »
Who needs pretty boy safe vents when you have THESE strats.

https://youtu.be/-DhcGUI_V2Y?t=88
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2015, 02:30:18 pm »
Who needs pretty boy safe vents when you have THESE strats.

https://youtu.be/-DhcGUI_V2Y?t=88

rofl sakuya knows he is safe!! :nesquik:

https://youtu.be/t3jtu6K5JV0?t=1m1s - legendary vents, with context (hi jimbo)

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2017, 07:44:22 am »
*Creator of 'waiting half a sec more cutscene' on b2 agent*
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2017, 08:46:12 am »
Good to have this resolved finally.

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2017, 10:54:15 am »
i still think it's fake
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2017, 01:27:08 pm »
I wonder when this should be taken up for a council vote. This issue of fake times have been plaguing the ranks since time immemorial.
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2017, 08:55:59 am »
God himself stopped that laser... Or he just shot through my hit box when I hit B instead of Z :)

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2017, 12:47:41 am »
"Time's a teacher spitting since I was tying sneakers" - Jus

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2017, 06:53:50 am »
List of unsolved mysteries in the Elite:

Steven's Aztec A 1:31
Expert's WAR! PA 0:54
Karl's Aztec 00A 2:43
Jimbo's Silo SA 1:34
Ace's Silo 00A 1:23
Ace's Silo 00A 1:32
Ace's Dam 00A 1:58
Henning's Frigate A 0:23
Henning's Frigate SA 1:00
Henning's Frigate 00A 1:06
Pettit's Frigate SA 0:58
...
Chuya's Attack Ship A 2:06
Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2018, 01:16:33 am »

How does Jimbo NOT get backed here? This could be more evidence that his times are everdrived with lower guard accuracy.

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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2018, 03:23:08 am »
Is it time to BAN Jim Barrett from the Goldeneye Rankings for constant EVERDRIVED times?????????
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Re: *** Jimbo's Aztec SA 1:36 Investigation Topic ***
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2018, 09:05:47 am »
Half my runs at the end had guns shooting and no hits, and you can probably thank NTSC US for that!

Also, spell my name wrong again and it's dead blocked burned forever! (huge troll trigger point m8)