Author Topic: The Official Gay Image Inspection Tiers: Which eliter is more fuckable to a fag?  (Read 657 times)

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If you want yourself added send me a pic. This was done at 2 am and only for people that came to mind and were in discord at the time. Will update as much as possible and will reply when update is done

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"Likely will get raped by a gay guy" Rank
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Carathorn- Holy shit this man is beautiful. He looks perfectly contoured in the face and just straight up looks like a healthy individual. He would have to be careful on Castro street, god knows what those guys would do to him if he walked by.

Matt Cook- Blonde hair does it for most gay men and Matt Cook is no exception. Couple that with an excellent smile and a good body and you've got yourself one fine man right there.

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Easily the most hit on at a club Rank
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Goose- Definitely a beautiful voice and a decent face but the eyes kill it for me I'm sorry. They're too damn far apart for my liking...definitely could pick up a nice gay dude if he wanted to though

Spec- Spec definitely looks like a brazilian fuckboy. Too bad he's too vegan not to enjoy any meat :(

Karl- Very similar to a Matt Cook type body, Karls top tier body and generacy makes up for any flaws if you can find em.

Glen Stevens- Holy shit this mans built. Thats enough for most.

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Probably turns both gay heads Rank
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Illu- Illu has quite a friendly face and definitely could be fucked if asked to by a gay man. Quite a healthy individual.

Ragequit- This guy looks like a faggot lets be honest here. He'd probably pick up some dudes pretty easily if he tried, particularly the kinky ones.

TroubleClef- Basing this solely off of his new haircut. Had he stayed the same he probably would have been average, but his new look has bumped him up a tier solely for not looking like a guitarist basement dweller.

Wodahs- Another new look guy. Clean-shaven Wodahs is quite beautiful. Couple that with a decent personality and you got yourself a good gay dude.

Qweczol- Qweczol looks like an older version of Sam so things may sound sorta creepy. Good face and based off of sent snaps I'd imagine his skin is incredibly soft. So long as he stays clean-shaven he'll sit in this tier or move up

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Average Rank
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Birdie- Birdie reminds me of those dudes on Office Space....thats it thats all I got...

Glover- I've never seen this dudes face so I'm basing this solely off of his voice.

twiii- Native Americans are cool and all but twiiis face is kind of pudgy....hard to make up for that :(

dsx- Too short mate sorry. Gay dudes love em tall

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Probably would turn me straight Rank
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Jimbo- He chokes already he can't take much more...

Grav- To be fair the only picture I've seen is of him tired af, but this guy looks like a degenerate to me idk.

Jezz- Same argument. His picture reminds me of a drug dealing degenerate. Sick afro though I must say.


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Oh god Why....
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Henning Blom- Dear god why....have you SEEN a picture of this guy?! Henning looks like the definition of a fucking degenerate. Couple that with the probability of cheating, he does not make for a good mate
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Austin is way more attracted to being "The" Gay Guy of The Elite than he is to men.

Jimbo

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I call bullshit on your assessment of me. Liar.

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I call bullshit on your assessment of me. Liar.

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