Author Topic: 101 Things Not To Do On A Date (Read 805 times)

Lark · « **on:** December 16, 2016, 02:46:21 pm »

1) Call her "mate"

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2016, 03:08:05 pm »

2) Ask her about her TTs.

SGT RAGEQUIT · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2016, 03:13:56 pm »

3) Mention speedrunning at all - there's no way to explain this without looking like a degen

Spec · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2016, 05:32:24 pm »

4) Try to fit in talking about weed-smoking hangouts (being a non-smoker / non-druggy yourself). Trust me, it won't work.

Spagooda · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2016, 05:37:12 pm »

5) Ask her if tonight is the night.

flukey lukey · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2016, 04:52:24 pm »

6) Say absolutely nothing

Carathorn · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2016, 04:51:22 am »

7) Grab her by the ~~pussy~~ z-button

sweetener · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2016, 04:53:11 am »

8) Yell MARCUS STRYKER in her face as loudly as you can

flukey lukey · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2016, 05:15:40 am »

9) Ask him/her how long he/she have been a corporate drone for

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2016, 02:50:55 pm »

10) Ask her if she's ever been fucked keen.

Rigger in Chief · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2016, 08:04:05 pm »

11) Ask her "Oi mate wheres the focking stream"

flukey lukey · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2016, 08:52:41 pm »

12. Tell her her cooking is sub-par

flukey lukey · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2016, 04:39:42 pm »

13. Tell her One Direction are one of your favourite bands

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