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***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« on: December 18, 2016, 06:39:45 pm »
1. Paycheck

2. ___

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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2016, 08:51:43 pm »
2. Fitting into a society largely inhabited by other corporate drones
"I want to be defined by the things that I love. Not the things I'm afraid of, or the things that haunt me in the middle of the night.  I just think that, you are what you love."  Taylor Swift, Daylight.

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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2016, 11:02:31 pm »
3. Losing the need to be unique and find something that makes you different
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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2016, 01:01:19 am »
4. Better than getting money for doing nothing but smoking weed and staring at screens after a sex change.

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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2016, 02:50:41 pm »
4. Better than getting money for doing nothing but smoking weed and staring at screens after a sex change.

yes.... he did it!! he made another funny post.... yes!!!! keep it up spec  :o

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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2016, 05:35:04 pm »
Could have stopped after paycheck tbh.

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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2016, 07:44:32 pm »
5. In 90% of cases you're likely to be forced into a "corporate drone sleeping schedule", which will more than likely have positive benefits on your health and well-being.
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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2016, 08:33:01 pm »
6. Forced to leave the house and get life experience.

7. Potential to interact with female drones.

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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2017, 06:14:12 am »
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Re: ***The Perks Of Being A Corporate Drone***
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2017, 06:50:23 am »
Luke,