*** INCENTIVE FROM ACECORP ***

[DYM]

Whoever can solve the SDP (Stream Drought Problem) will receive $10,000 ACD (AceCorp Dollars) and full ownership of AceCorp including access to top secret classified documents. For those of you who aren't aware, the SDP is a major problem Eliters have been facing since 2014 where there are no streams from 3pm to 9pm PST (10am to 5pm GMT, 9pm to 3am Melbourne Time, 5am to 1pm ET) causing a major drought that subsequently threatens the health of the Elite. Nobody seems to understand why this occurs.

If anyone can solve this problem, by presenting a quality,  GEL (Greater than Eise Length) stream for one month straight, effective from 8th January, 2017, then he/she will receive the aforementioned prizes. And trust me, it is worth it.

Regards,
AceCorp CEO

[deletedprofile.u]

If I can solve this issue and gain ownership of ACECORP, can I burn it to the ground? Where the hell did it even come from. Why is it a thing.

 

[DYM]

AceCorp holds a monopoly in the Elite bro. Just look at how many GE and PD untieds we own. It's not a corporation you want to mess with.

[Icy]

AceCorp holds a monopoly in the Elite bro. Just look at how many GE and PD untieds we own. It's not a corporation you want to mess with.

[DYM]

Thanks for proving my point! We boast SIX untieds (one of which is so good it should be equivalent to about 20 untieds) in PD, dozens in GE and that doesn't even count the sheer number of untieds we've had in the past.

Also, the one you should have linked is:



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[RBlackGoose]

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