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*** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« on: January 23, 2017, 01:02:01 am »
Despite spending most of our lives "wasting" our time grinding old videos games, the Elite is probably the least degenerate speedrunning community and most of us are financially stable and well-off. But which of us is the most financially competent? Ace breaks it down in this comprehensive list.

5. Daniel Coelho (Wodahs)

One of the smartest Eliters, Daniel graduated from UC Davis with a degree in physics and now works at Google as a Q/A analyst. Although he obviously cannot disclose how much he earns, saying you work at a company like Google is another way of saying you make at least $100k/annually, which is incredible for a fellow like Dan who is only 24. What is truly amazing is how he took a gap year to grind video games like GoldenEye and Ocarina of Time, but later got his priorities straight and easily managed to find a healthy job at Google despite having no prior job experience. While streaming in his spare time, Daniel doesn't just like to play games and give commentary - he encourages asking physics questions in his chat!

4. Eddie Lovins

Although he's inactive these days due to a busy family and working life, Eddie Lovins does interact with Jimbo and the Ohio Crew from time to time. He's famously known for untying Frigate Agent 0:25, and in general just being a very social Eliter, having attended several meets including around 6 trips to VA. Eddie graduated with a degree in Mathematics and is now an actuary and trust analyst at a bank in Michigan. Together he and his wife, who I believe is a Nurse, probably make at least $200k annually.

3. Ryan Dwyer (Your Eliteness)

Ryan Dwyer, more commonly known as Your Eliteness, was a former PD champ from late 2003 - mid 2005 known for his irreplaceable PD knowledge and placing hardcore rock songs in most of his videos. He dropped out of college to pursue his IT passions and started designing websites at the age of 16. A few years later he purchased a brand new Honda Civic and his own apartment. He now makes over $200k yearly as a Senior Software Engineer at a reknown Innovation & Technology firm in Brisbane, and according to rumors he may be making at least $150 every hour.

2. Phil McCanna (octoinky)

Phil has been a Systems Analyst and Risk Operations Engineer at Facebook for the past two years and reportedly makes $800k annually (source) while reaping regular health benefits. Many of the new Eliters probably won't recognize this guy since he was mainly active only in the early days, but he was an active chatter, Perfect Dark player and at one time a proof moderator for GoldenEye. He's married with two kids and lives in a healthy mansion in Texas after spending 28 years in California.

1. Luke Szklarz

Luke graduated from RMIT in 2011 with a degree in Architecture, a very interesting, diverse and unique field. He's been an extremely active and sociable Eliter since he joined in late 2005, having only taken one break from 2009 - 2012 to focus on his studies. Although he claims he works at Fieldworks Market Research creating building models and designing with Inventor (?) CAD software, there are rumors he owns a multi-million dollar company. He has recently sent snaps on the roof of what appears to be a mansion in Beverly Hills along with a luxury swimming pool, and is currently sightseeing LA in a Ferrari with his sister.

Honorable Mentions;

Tyler Deel: Tyler Deel graduated from the University of Maryland, Baltimore with 2 degrees - one in Mathematics and the other in Computer Science. Although his job appears to be simply teaching introductory IT courses, he recently sent a snap of his garbage with 3 BMWs. I couldn't take a clear screenshot in time, but take my word for it.

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2017, 01:37:28 am »
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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2017, 02:05:41 am »
Shawn Johnson is banking his military wages and pensions, and lives it up in California nowadays after spending a big chunk of his life in Hawaii!

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2017, 02:28:18 am »
This is pretty lol

Fieldworks was a call centre I worked at part time while finishing my degree at RMIT in order to make rent

I work as a design Architect at a firm called DKO

I don't earn very much (relative) but like what I do

But it's enough to survive as well as enjoy things like living alone in the Melbourne CBD, enjoying quality audio gear, and taking holidays like the one I'm currently on

The profession also has a good amount of growth potential for salery as well as quality / relevance of design output. If I stick with it and keep working hard I should be doing fairly well in the future. Right now I don't belong anywhere near the top 5 though.

PS: It is not my Beverly Hills mansion as much as I wish it was!
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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2017, 05:58:21 am »
Great post, had fun

There should be a gossip sub board for posts like these.

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2017, 07:02:10 am »
I saw Luke streaming on an alt, literally dipping kobe in beluga as a snack during resets. Dude is loaded!

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2017, 09:01:22 am »
Let's be real for a second

Jono - makes decent Aussie money, like $30/hr.  Also, he can afford to go to a solid university and travel across the ocean every year.  On his AGDQ 2015 trip, he went on a tour of America with his family.  Likely a $20k-30k investment in a trip.  His family must be pretty well off.

Luke - likewise, he makes even better Aussie money.  His brothers are successful and generate, while his sister is an unknown supermodel living in a Beverly Hills mansion.  Even if his parents were only Anglosphere-middle class they've set up their children really well to continue growth. 

Ace - Lives in a safe, terrorist free zone in Karachi.  Attends a good university in Pakistan and has been seriously considering studying in North America, which costs roughly $120k/year for international students.  His family is SURELY in the top 1% of all households in Pakistan.  Ace and his family might actually be the most wealthy people in the entire elite.

Bez - possibly the richest of all.  He's a Russian-Canada whose dad moved the family to SINGAPORE for work, literally the most expensive country on the planet.  A tiny apartment there is $4-12M.  So in order for his father to be paid to move there, he must be earning literally at least in the high six figures, if not up to eight figures.  Plus he likely has all his board, plus his children's schooling paid for.  Mr. Bezgoubov has a net worth of at least $1M and possibly up to $30M or even more than that.
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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2017, 10:08:17 am »
I make da monies
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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2017, 10:43:37 am »
Bez would have been good to add I agree, but it's his parents who are making the money so he wouldn't quite fit. Otherwise he would probably be sitting comfortably in second place. I should have added Jono in honorable mentions. Dude has like a six-figure bank account and earns $300+ on Sundays. That's legit. But part of that I assume is because of the extremely high minimum wage in Australia so even if you have an average job, you'll be making decent money. One reason why people need to shift to Australia. I could list about 500 other reasons, but I digress. What I've concluded about Luke is that he is earning a handsome salary, and while he *might* not own the mansion he was living in just last week ($50m is overkill), he still fits nicely in 1st place.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2017, 10:49:12 am by The man who trolled and lost nothing »

Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2017, 04:44:35 pm »
Let's be real for a second
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Bez - possibly the richest of all.  He's a Russian-Canada whose dad moved the family to SINGAPORE for work, literally the most expensive country on the planet.  A tiny apartment there is $4-12M.  So in order for his father to be paid to move there, he must be earning literally at least in the high six figures, if not up to eight figures.  Plus he likely has all his board, plus his children's schooling paid for.  Mr. Bezgoubov has a net worth of at least $1M and possibly up to $30M or even more than that.

I lol'd

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2017, 07:14:57 pm »
Luke appeared to be just surviving for awhile so I nearly lost it at owns million dollar company.

I had the skill set to be financially set years ago and didn't get there even tho I've mostly been right; just lacked the confidence to put my life savings into those things I was right on (probably b/c I grew up in a super fiscal conservative house).  Feeling like a failure sucks especially because it's true :/.   Might've been a pretty big mistake not going into the working world but whatever, I don't see the point of working more than like 5 years at a 800k/yr job.

I believe Wodahs just started so i guess this is a future prediction list.  He certainly isn't top 5 today.

If ace is gonna come to america, seems like has a short window to do so.

btw, people with expensive cars aren't necessarily rich.  Some of them just spend a lot of money.  I'd bet most rich people don't have expensive cars.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2017, 07:20:22 pm by wheatrich »

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2017, 01:03:30 am »
Let's be real for a second
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Bez - possibly the richest of all.  He's a Russian-Canada whose dad moved the family to SINGAPORE for work, literally the most expensive country on the planet.  A tiny apartment there is $4-12M.  So in order for his father to be paid to move there, he must be earning literally at least in the high six figures, if not up to eight figures.  Plus he likely has all his board, plus his children's schooling paid for.  Mr. Bezgoubov has a net worth of at least $1M and possibly up to $30M or even more than that.

I lol'd
I know Goose makes controversial statements all the time, but this one is actually true. Bez has multiple MacBook Pro's for his school (which means his brother must also have multiple Apple accessories), lives in a penthouse in a luxurious vicinity of Singapore and travels to different countries all the time.

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If ace is gonna come to america, seems like has a short window to do so.
Very true. I'm honestly concerned America might turn into UK v2.0.

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2017, 01:31:57 am »
is Alec just unintelligent or is he secretly a really good troll?

Does he know how expensive Singapore is?

Does he know much money companies pay to move employees across continents?  It doesn't happen for someone they're paying $80k.

I guess I shouldn't expect financial knowledge from a guy making $10.50/hr.
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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2017, 06:41:41 am »
Actually I laughed at your wording of the entire statement, and that you suggested that a tiny apartment is $4-12M.

Insane reply though; totally expected from someone who doesn't even have a job.  :nesquik:

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2017, 06:51:41 am »
Just stalked Mr Bez on linkedin and he seems like at least 300k/year, maybe a lot more. Good stuff.

While Goose might be exaggerating, it's true that $4-12M won't get you any noteworthy real estate property in a world financial center.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2017, 06:57:37 am by OHMSS »

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2017, 06:54:01 am »
Yeah roughly 350k

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2017, 08:13:36 am »
totally expected from someone who doesn't even have a job.  :nesquik:
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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2017, 09:33:30 pm »
Fun topic, so troll. Good thing I have no idea how to upload an image I almost put up the last couple months of my Mint account which I probably would have regretted once I sobered up.

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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2017, 03:06:04 pm »
Actually I laughed at your wording of the entire statement, and that you suggested that a tiny apartment is $4-12M.

Insane reply though; totally expected from someone who doesn't even have a job.  :nesquik:

http://www.propertyguru.com.sg/listing/20240073/for-sale-ardmore-3?ref=ls%7Cnormal%7C2%7C1

http://www.propertyguru.com.sg/listing/20489988/for-sale-ardmore-3?ref=ls%7Cnormal%7C7%7C1

http://www.propertyguru.com.sg/listing/20291893/for-sale-ardmore-3?ref=ls%7Cnormal%7C9%7C1

http://www.propertyguru.com.sg/listing/20240073/for-sale-ardmore-3?ref=ls%7Cnormal%7C2%7C1

you are so far on the spectrum it hurts.  Two minutes of googling and I've already found these places, 1700-2100 square feet for over $4M.  Do you want me to continue blowing you the fuck out?
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Re: *** Top 5 Richest Eliters ***
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2017, 03:41:19 pm »
I can vouch for Mr Bezgoubov being a legend having met him and the rest of the family (minus Ilya) in person. The apartment is really quite spacious and nice (2 stories), and in a good location near the Botanic Gardens. It's also nice to see Phil's own post of recognition here.
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