Left is better and here's why:
- Can see and therefore take better line to glass
- Concomitant of above is no 'blind' guards, can fit through any potential gap and pause in optimal spot easily, thereby reducing play time by 100+ hours
- Minute chance of Boris/table stuck
- KSS (Karl slap strat), which is irrefutably quicker, won't work well with right if at all
- The 90 turn with right strafe at table is slower (can cause a table stuck too)
If 0:16 happens with right strafe, it will be a complete fluke.