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Vulpex

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« on: June 07, 2006, 02:48:00 am »
I pretended to be underage in order not to be eligible for some spiel yesterday. roffle and w00t for mon! >D  :rollin
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wishiwasfamous

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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2006, 12:23:00 pm »
Next telemarketer that calls our house:
"NO! I will NOT have phone sex with you" *click*
(must be said very loud so everyone in the room on the other end of the line can hear it)

:) ?
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Vulpex

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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2006, 03:04:00 am »
Hey yeah, just do it on the off chance that it might be one of those calls where they say to you: "Do you mind that this call will be monitored by my supervisor for management purposes?". Then as likely as not they'll be on speaker 'phone. :lol  :rollin  :lol

That's truly inspired, wiff. :D
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wishiwasfamous

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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2006, 10:14:00 am »
I got a load of others, but not quite as good

"Good evening, Pizza Hut"
"Yeah sure, but do you want to hear something funny?" "Yeah..."
*click*
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the Blueline Goddess

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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2006, 10:36:00 am »
I just don't answer the phone.

Caller ID ftw!  ;)
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"Dayle - The thing I love about you is that you are a courageous outer of bullshit artists and at the same time a huge softie. It's no wonder that somebody who is a bit of a bullshit artist would have an issue with you."

Djie

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2006, 02:54:00 pm »
So you just don't answer when you don't recognize the number?
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Vulpex

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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 01:24:00 am »
Ah, that explains everything! Jon was constantly trying to call you, all through last week, but couldn't get you to answer. 8)  I think you should apologise to him. ;)

Oh and Tom, your others are good too; great shut-down potential in making them think you'll share a joke with them. I wish I had your imagination. >D
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the Blueline Goddess

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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 06:35:00 pm »
Yep, if it comes up as "out of area", some odd company name, or "unavailable" they can talk to the machine.

And Jon doesn't have my number.  Plus, he would know I most likely wasn't home anyway, you know, having a job and all that.  8o

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"Dayle - The thing I love about you is that you are a courageous outer of bullshit artists and at the same time a huge softie. It's no wonder that somebody who is a bit of a bullshit artist would have an issue with you."

Saint Shang

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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2006, 08:51:00 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2006, 09:54:00 pm »
:rollin
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