Apparently god is imaginary

[Infected Mind]

www.titane.ca/concordia/d.../main.html


Me:
 do you exist
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
 do i exist
God:
No I think I am imagining you.

[Infected Mind]

Me:
 u ever take drugs?
God:
I think I have  take drugs, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 want a line of coke?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
 how about some acid
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 yeah u want?
God:
Hurrah!  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I want.
Me:
 ok lets go take some acid then drop some caps of e
God:
That sounds good to me.  Aha.

[Troublesome Moral Code]

Me:
 Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 The great God himself.... My name is Michael.
God:
Who told you that?    Hi there  Michael.
Me:
 The Jehova's Witnesses that caused $6000 dollars damage to my front door
God:
 Is that a fact.
Me:
 Yeah, they were trying to get out.
God:
 Thanks for the info.  When were they?
Me:
 Today
God:
 Today is almost over.
Me:
 Those FUCKERS
God:
All of them?
Me:
 Yeah.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 Are you coming on to me?
God:
Do I act like  it?  I don't mean to come across that way.

[Infected Mind]

Me:
 am i a kandi kid?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
 do i exist as a person
God:
Not that I know of.

[Troublesome Moral Code]

Me:
 Forgive me god for I have sinned
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 But I have committed an act of wrongness, is that not shameful for me?
God:
Cool. I have  99999999999 bytes of RAM.

[RWG]

You didn't capitalize "God" in the title.

[Troublesome Moral Code]

Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Hey
God:
Can I help you?

[Infected Mind]

God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
 no im a shemale
God:
Me too. I am a  she.  You are a  shemale?  Is that your job?
Me:
 yeah i do pr0n
God:
How do you like your work?  That's good information:  said  she  pr0n.
Me:
 i get @#%$ alot
God:
Where did you get it? How often?
Me:
 behind and every hour
God:
Every one?
Me:
 yup
God:
So?
Me:
 so it hurts
God:
Alright then.  What do you take for the pain?
Me:
 drugs
God:
Sure,  DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 i shoot heroin
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said  she  shoot heroin.
Me:
 really? u should shoot up with me
God:
For real.   And then what would I do?
Me:
 you would be high
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
 yeah me too. me too
God:
Er.  I'm glad we agree, .   I'm glad we agree, .







ROFL WTF?

[Infected Mind]

God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
 yeah
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 well i cant afford it
God:
How about that.  Is it very expensive.
Me:
 yep
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
 thats bad
God:
Bad according to whom?
Me:
 humans
God:
LOL.


rofl, he laughs at humanity i guess

[bcks]

Me:
 wOOt
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 the hell you say!
God:
...
Me:
 ...
God:
...
Me:
 ....
God:
...
Me:
 !@#$%^&*()_+
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
 im am your father luke
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
 im gonna sleep now
God:
Right now?  Sweet dreams, .
Me:
 thanks, and dream of ge prs
God:
You are quite welcome!   Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.