At 11:42pm EST, March 31, 2006, and inebriated Adam Matis signed on to AIM, and initiated a conversation with none other than myself. The results are as follows:
PolyAMORouS527 (23:42:03): dud3!@!!!
PolyAMORouS527 (23:42:05): ims os wasted!@
RyanWhiteGoose (23:42:10): YEEHAW
RyanWhiteGoose (23:42:1

: WHY ARE YOU ON AIM?
PolyAMORouS527 (23:42:21): im gonna make a post
RyanWhiteGoose (23:42:25): IF YOU ARE "@#%$ FACED"?
PolyAMORouS527 (23:42:29): cause i dont gitve a shiteete
RyanWhiteGoose (23:42:39): POST IN THE WR TOPIC!!!
RyanWhiteGoose (23:42:41): YEA MAN!
RyanWhiteGoose (23:42:43): DO IT!
PolyAMORouS527 (23:45:1

: {OSTTED
RyanWhiteGoose (23:46:11): w000000000t
PolyAMORouS527 (23:46:17): re3play!!!!!!!1111
PolyAMORouS527 (23:50:17): i'lll send you A vid
PolyAMORouS527 (23:50:1

: old on
RyanWhiteGoose (23:51:20): OK MAN
RyanWhiteGoose (23:51:22): w000000000t
RyanWhiteGoose (23:51:25): PARTY HARD
PolyAMORouS527 wants to send file C

Ryan\Elite\ryah.wmv (23:52:20).
RyanWhiteGoose received C

Ryan\Elite\ryah.wmv (23:52:36).
PolyAMORouS527 (23:54:33): wooooooooooo
RyanWhiteGoose (23:54:53): hah, that vid is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET
PolyAMORouS527 (23:55:09): hahhahahahahh
PolyAMORouS527 (23:55:49): hahhah
PolyAMORouS527 (23:56:04): i havnt shaved isbn shut alng dmte!
RyanWhiteGoose (23:56:42): yea man
RyanWhiteGoose (23:56:47): girls dig the facil hair!
PolyAMORouS527 (23:56:50): hahah
PolyAMORouS527 (23:57:01): yeah those 14 year old paris girls?/#QW??QW
RyanWhiteGoose (23:57:13): no man, I got none!
PolyAMORouS527 (23:57:25): hahhahaaha
PolyAMORouS527 (23:58:34): seriolusly
PolyAMORouS527 (23:58:41): rayan is gonna pass meee
PolyAMORouS527 (23:58:44): i dont giver asht
PolyAMORouS527 (23:58:56): aslon im pas sgerg
PolyAMORouS527 (23:59:04): i'll pass ese
PolyAMORouS527 (23:59:06): e
PolyAMORouS527 (23:59:12): i'll be hapapy
RyanWhiteGoose (00:00:13): yea man, PWN greg and eise!
PolyAMORouS527 (00:00:50): hahahaha
PolyAMORouS527 (00:00:51): yeah
PolyAMORouS527 (00:01:03): im liek 961 points away form isee
RyanWhiteGoose (00:04:17): WHOA MAN
RyanWhiteGoose (00:04:24): YOU'RE ONLY 82 POINTS FROM ISEE
RyanWhiteGoose (00:04:2

: WAY CLOSE DUDE!
PolyAMORouS527 (00:04:30): haahyaaah
PolyAMORouS527 (00:04:50): could get 1point on cradle sa nad get 20 points abotu!
RyanWhiteGoose (00:05:27): you mean 1 dtme?
PolyAMORouS527 (00:05:57): what@
PolyAMORouS527 (00:06:0

: 1 sec on sa cradle and get 20 p0otns
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:57): YEA MAN
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:59): GO DO THAT
RyanWhiteGoose (00:07:0

: SHOW EISE WHO IS THE REAL PWNER
PolyAMORouS527 (00:07:2

: yeah
PolyAMORouS527 (00:07:31): BITCHE3R!ass
RyanWhiteGoose (00:09:09): YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
PolyAMORouS527 (00:09:19): yeah
PolyAMORouS527 (00:09:25): i can easly pass him
PolyAMORouS527 (00:09:27): wooosahha
PolyAMORouS527 (00:09:36): so what time is it?? whe ryou li e
RyanWhiteGoose (00:09:47): I LIVE IN THE EAST
RyanWhiteGoose (00:09:51): ITS 12:09 AM
PolyAMORouS527 (00:09:53): WHAT TIME SIS IT
PolyAMORouS527 (00:09:54): O
PolyAMORouS527 (00:09:5

: same hdere
PolyAMORouS527 (00:10:00): 2
RyanWhiteGoose (00:10:02): YEA BRO!
PolyAMORouS527 (00:10:16): WOO
PolyAMORouS527 (00:10:22): yeah
RyanWhiteGoose (00:12:14): its april fools day
RyanWhiteGoose (00:12:24): post in the WR topic "APRIL FOOLS!!!"
PolyAMORouS527 (00:12:41): hah
PolyAMORouS527 (00:12:44): SERISOULSY
PolyAMORouS527 (00:12:50): ITS MY BROS BDAY TODAY
RyanWhiteGoose (00:12:56): w00000000000000000000t!
PolyAMORouS527 (00:13:00): HE IS 21 IM NOT JOCKING1
RyanWhiteGoose (00:13:35): YEA, HE CAN BUY YOU ALCOHOL!!!!
PolyAMORouS527 (00:13:5

: hahaha
RyanWhiteGoose (00:14:19): I THINK YOU NEED S'MORE!!!
RyanWhiteGoose (00:14:27): *gives Matis some scotch*
PolyAMORouS527 (00:14:3

: hahahahah
Some notable typos:
dtme = time
isee = eise
sgerg = greg
p0otns = points
isbn = in
shut = such
Enjoy!