I get the Reese's candy bar. If you read that name "Reese's", that's an apostrophe S. Reese's apostrophe S at the end of that name. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar and a guy name Reese comes by and says, “Let me have that,” you better hand it over. “I'm sorry, Reese. I didn't think I'd ever run into you. You're a @#%$ bully, man. Let me at least have a piece.”
-mitch