Author Topic: Greetings from The Grand Experiment (Read 6329 times)

MrFood1 · « **Reply #150 on:** September 23, 2003, 11:04:00 am »

I read the first page, and I figure the next 7 are more of the same. Here's my take on it:

We don't have to have a reason for liking solo, we just do.
Yeah, it's like why those damn kids keep eating Apple Jacks. Now, shut up and go away.

Firstly, yes, I did run a multi-league, and yes, it was quite successful. We played a weekly challenge, with a set scenario that everyone had to adhere to...no exceptions, no modifications. That took care of the standardization issues. The only problem is that updating was a real bitch to do by hand, so I got bored and let Ultimate G and Ultimate M help out. Pretty soon, I lost all interest in PD and the league folded. If there was an auto updater for the league, I'm sure it would've kept going, but the horror of updating by hand seriously was the only real reason it stopped. I think we had like 10 people from the start of the 2nd try, and most of them played all the challenges we set up. Shame it had to die.

Second, I agree with pretty much everything else I read: you're gay, you're stupid, we don't care what you have to say, etc... When they get bored, they'll come to you.

Finally...why you kept IMing me is beyond my comprehension. Wasn't it obvious that I wasn't interested the first two times I never responded? If I had known you were such a wanker, I probably would've warned you for the sole purpose of pissing you off instead of just blocking you.

It's topics like these that make me sorry I never check this forum anymore.

bcks · « **Reply #151 on:** September 23, 2003, 02:58:00 pm »

WTF, food is in pd forum. :lol

Get back to general, you spammer.

.. · « **Reply #152 on:** September 23, 2003, 03:21:00 pm »

Food only leaves Gen Chat when there is someone so stupid that its impossible not to flame them. In this case, its StartsStrats...

tron2003 · « **Reply #153 on:** September 23, 2003, 10:32:00 pm »

Max Boner--A persuasive defense of slang usage, up until the part where you insult me. Everything else looks dandy.

I guess I'll just mention that my challenge deadline is a week away. Strats has a score that seems unbeatable. If you have the entire week off, you just might be able to get close to topping it. But I doubt it. Don't be fooled by all the talk about not competiting for competition's sake, because this guy is a competition fiend. 67-12 is near perfect.

If it pains you to read anything about Strats' multiplayer project, then whydja open this topic? Huh huH?

Your Eliteness · « **Reply #154 on:** September 24, 2003, 01:57:00 am »

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I guess I'll just mention that my challenge deadline is a week away.

So does that mean you'll stop posting here in a week? I hope so.

StartsStrats · « **Reply #155 on:** September 24, 2003, 02:41:00 am »

MrFood~

"I read the first page, and I figure the next 7 are more of the same. Here's my take on it:"

Yeah, brilliant. Try reading those other seven before you comment, just to make sure that you don't end up wasting my time and yours. I've been addressing comments like

"Yeah, it's like why those damn kids keep eating Apple Jacks. Now, shut up and go away." and "you're gay, you're stupid, we don't care what you have to say, etc... ",

and how ignorant they make you sound, since page one.

"Firstly, yes, I did run a multi-league...Shame it had to die."

Nice...very interesting. Are any of those challenges recorded somewhere that I could take a look?

tron~

"Don't be fooled by all the talk about not competiting for competition's sake, because this guy is a competition fiend."

Who, me?

"67-12 is near perfect."

Absolutely untrue! I think.

"If it pains you to read anything about Strats' multiplayer project, then whydja open this topic? Huh huH?"

Yeah. Those of you with purely negative comments can keep their noses out of this topic *any day now*, folks. My plan now is to only comment in here to notify you of important updates at TGE, or to offer answers and encouragement...

...So all jackasses please just leave me alone! I challenge you!

YE~

"So does that mean you'll stop posting here in a week? I hope so."

Hey, that's your successor you're talkin' to...he won your spot for Multiplayer of the Month, easily, after you threw it away on yet another of your moronic comments.

Your Eliteness · « **Reply #156 on:** September 24, 2003, 03:03:00 am »

I don't think you understand. I DON'T CARE about you, your website, or any 'awards' that you give to people.

BTW, what's with the homo pic on the front page of your website? It has nothing to do with the game, and is a waste of space.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #157 on:** September 24, 2003, 08:36:00 am »

"just to make sure that you don't end up wasting my time and yours"

As he assumed the next 7 pages would be the same it basically means they bore him already.. and would become more bored if he would read the rest.. which would mean he would waste his time, meaning it makes sure he DOES waste it.

MrFood1 · « **Reply #158 on:** September 24, 2003, 08:46:00 am »

Thank you, Wouter. Starts if you'd be so kind to tell me what's on pages 2-8. I'd be willing to bed it's you getting flamed and you trying to tell people to stop being so mean to you.

I like how you blast me and then ask me for something. Yeah, sure, I have a challenge for you. It's called "How Long Can You Go Without Being Gay?" I'd tell you to start playing but you already lost, fag.

.. · « **Reply #159 on:** September 24, 2003, 08:47:00 am »

omfg
lmfgao
omfg
lmfgao
omfg
lmfgao

pwned, bizznatch

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #160 on:** September 24, 2003, 08:57:00 am »

Hey startstrats, your mum played me multiple times last night. She's a real multiplayer. Maybe you should lick her clit.

pwned

-Karl

Your Eliteness · « **Reply #161 on:** September 24, 2003, 09:10:00 am »

Funky-Buddha · « **Reply #162 on:** September 24, 2003, 09:11:00 am »

.. · « **Reply #163 on:** September 24, 2003, 09:12:00 am »

A

FAG

karl is gay

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #164 on:** September 24, 2003, 09:14:00 am »

Your mum.

pwned

-Karl

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #165 on:** September 24, 2003, 09:24:00 am »

COME

-Karl

.. · « **Reply #166 on:** September 24, 2003, 09:25:00 am »

StartsStrats · « **Reply #167 on:** September 24, 2003, 01:20:00 pm »

~YE~

"I don't think you understand. I DON'T CARE about you, your website, or any 'awards' that you give to people."

If you didn't care, then you would just leave this topic alone...I think *you're* the one failing to understand.

"BTW, what's with the homo pic on the front page of your website? It has nothing to do with the game, and is a waste of space."

It has to do with the philosophy of TGE, and I find it inspiring.

~WJ~

"As he assumed the next 7 pages would be the same it basically means they bore him already.. and would become more bored if he would read the rest.. which would mean he would waste his time"

Nicely done...the first semi-cogent thing I've heard you say all month. But again it falls short: He's wasting everybody's time precisely by posting needless comments that have already been served up ad nauseam by other hateful Elites, and then beaten down by me and by allies. I appreciated his input about the old league, but the rest was typical flamer garbage -- not at all constructive.

~MrF~

"I like how you blast me and then ask me for something. Yeah, sure, I have a challenge for you..."

Really? You think I "blasted" you?? Well...thanks! Yep, I consider it a matter of honesty to be open about how pathetic I think the negative comments are, as well as how interesting I think the constructive ones are.

"...It's called "How Long Can You Go Without Being Gay?" I'd tell you to start playing but you already lost, fag."

lol, you are a fu.cking NERD! This "joan" is so lame it's hilarious. Now are you going to tell me where I can read up on your old mp league or not?

~Sim Threat~

Hmm...let's see...nope, Karl still hasn't recovered from the verbal whooping I gave him, and his mum, in the first topic -- he still has only gibberish to spout: He's punch-drunk!

~YE, FB, and come-in-the-arse (::winks to Karl:

~

Wow, synchronized stupidity...how intimidating.

...

So there you have it...as you can see I won't continue to waste my time arguing with people who aren't even making arguments -- unless I can think up some more of these bitchin' zingers!

To the good Elites -- Way 2 B! Where U @?

To the misguided Elites -- I pity you, but I *will* defend myself against you...so ciao-for-now............

.. · « **Reply #168 on:** September 24, 2003, 01:26:00 pm »

Dude, you are a fuckin faggot. Stop wasting your time bitching about everything. Get something cool on tape for us to see instead of just you ranting about @#%$ that no one cares about. If you have something cool for us, then we wont be so bitchy at you, but if you are just going to post how you are so much cooler than us because you play multiplayer instead of single player, then I suggest you leave.

Oh, and you have no good pwnings of anyone in this topic or anywhere at all. Whereas, I have pwned you on multiple occasions... kthxdie

StartsStrats · « **Reply #169 on:** September 24, 2003, 01:39:00 pm »

I think I'll leave it up to the public to decide who seems like more of a ranting loser: Me, or YOU.

.. · « **Reply #170 on:** September 24, 2003, 02:51:00 pm »

Okay, works for me.. let them vote.

MrFood1 · « **Reply #171 on:** September 24, 2003, 03:42:00 pm »

I'll kick things off:

Stars, you are gay...Come, you are not gay.

Okay, I'll give you the site, but you have to put up with a little bullshit before you get to it.

www.geocities.com/mfpdecs/csleague.html

It'll redirect because I changed the site at one point, but most people still remembered (at the time) the mfpdecs in the URL and stuff...so yeah. Just be patient.

Not-so-Perfect-Dark · « **Reply #172 on:** September 24, 2003, 04:25:00 pm »

I remembering reading in other topics about how everyone hated this topic, it was gay, the "StartsStrats" guy or whatever who made the topic was gay, etc.

Why the @#%$ do you guys still post here?
Omg, This topic is gay, and anyone who posts from this post on is gay (yes, that means I'm gay pwned)

StartsStrats · « **Reply #173 on:** September 24, 2003, 04:37:00 pm »

MrF~

Thanks for the link; believe it or not, you're one of my favorite posters just for that.

...

Hey, I just noticed something. People that come in here and flame me (i.e. flamers) always seem to revolve their insults around exorbitant homosexuality (i.e. flamers)...coincidence? Irony? 'Cuz in general it just makes some of you sound like you have issues. Someone back me up on this.

...People talk about this topic in *other* topics? Guess I better check 'em...but again, I just find what you're saying sort of laughable -- there is, in my opinion, simply not enough "at stake" here for one's hatred to be awakened...in fact, I'm trying to be a friend, to most of you, and the others just have to quit with the immature trash cuz I know this place is crawling with smart folk.

Not-so-Perfect-Dark · « **Reply #174 on:** September 24, 2003, 04:57:00 pm »

I never said if I hate you or not, I just said if anyone posted after me they were gay. Which means you and I are both gay, let's be friends and have some buttsecks pwned

MrFood1 · « **Reply #175 on:** September 24, 2003, 11:03:00 pm »

Hey, I just noticed something. People that come in here and flame me (i.e. flamers) always seem to revolve their insults around exorbitant homosexuality (i.e. flamers)...coincidence?

You JUST noticed this?! Fag is probably the most overused word on the internet among people who talk to each other. The only reason I've been using it is because it's the only way to get the attention of stupid people (i.e. yourself).

StartsStrats · « **Reply #176 on:** September 24, 2003, 11:52:00 pm »

Yes...me likey the buttsex...

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #177 on:** September 25, 2003, 03:15:00 am »

Your mum didn't mind a bit of butt sex herself last night. But have you tried taking a full 8 inches in the rectum? It tears you up both physically and emotionally. She is a beast.

pwned

-Karl

Your Eliteness · « **Reply #178 on:** September 25, 2003, 03:21:00 am »

Hey, I found another awesome PD multi site. You should check it out. It has details about how the sims decide where to go, and heaps of technical stuff about the game's programming.

It's www.goatse.cx

MrFood1 · « **Reply #179 on:** September 25, 2003, 07:05:00 am »

Call me crazy, but when I want to get people to go to goatse, I don't give them the actual URL.

StartsStrats · « **Reply #180 on:** September 25, 2003, 12:43:00 pm »

Ugh. What a disturbing link...almost as disturbing as the fact that you wasted your time setting up a *programming prank* you dumbass. The prank's on you: You're a loser.

So you have a muddled yet extraordinarily geeky sense of humor -- congratulations.

Your avatar(?) is hilarious though; a cinematic masterpiece with impeccable comedic timing. Brava.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #181 on:** September 25, 2003, 01:04:00 pm »

Haha, you thanked him for a disturbing link.

MrFood1 · « **Reply #182 on:** September 25, 2003, 11:07:00 pm »

d00d, that prank took all of 3 minutes to set up. 2 of them were making sure goatse was working because the picture wasn't loading for awhile and I thought I might have to use tubgirl, but fortunatelt, I didn't.

I hope you enjoyed it.

StartsStrats · « **Reply #183 on:** September 25, 2003, 11:52:00 pm »

lol, wow, I wasn't expecting you to actually reference time spent -- a very foolish logical error: It took all of 20 seconds before I reached the nasty pic....let's see, 3 minutes to set up, 20 seconds to see it and move on with my life. Yep, I can just hear you snickering greasily to yourself from the confines of your nerd lair. Awesome joke.

Point being, I'm willing to let you look like a fool for as long as you want to keep spamming this topic -- because that's what you're doing. Thought *I* was the spammer, huh? Meanwhile, all it takes is some of the bright minds that read these forums daily to see how logical my comments are, and how unnecessary and negative yours. The only people you could possibly be impressing are fools.

StartsStrats · « **Reply #184 on:** September 26, 2003, 12:02:00 am »

lol, where the hell do you guys *find* this stuff. tubgirl almost made me puke

MrFood1 · « **Reply #185 on:** September 26, 2003, 08:49:00 am »

Strats, you're the one being flamed, and therefore looking foolish. Everyone hates you so your appelations have no merit. Wow, it took three minutes to set up a joke that involved you seeing a guy's @#%$...not like it's the first occurance of that, but a good joke nonetheless.

deletedprofile.u · « **Reply #186 on:** September 26, 2003, 10:41:00 am »

Yeah, like, you know, whatever.

SS is the one being flamed by most people, and he's like gay and @#%$. Newflash, he's gonna come up with a gay post saying how gay he and sh.it trying to act all mature or trying to come up with good arguements or whatever.

SS, you don't think I could come up with good arguements to why you're a fag? Whether or not I actually could isn't a fu.cking issue now is it, it's not even worth argueing about. But knowing you and your faggotness which makes you think you're right just because your arguement took 10 more minutes to write and are articulated better. I obviously don't care about your opinion or your arguements, because argueing that you're not a gay fag to a person that is making it very clear that they think you're a gay fag, makes you an even gayer fag. Besides, it's fun to flame fags like you when you have 5 other people flaming them at the same time because it makes you say either something irrelivent but well worded in order to make yourself look smart, or you stoop to our level after critisizing it so much.

The group you are speaking to obviously finds solo more interesting than multi to talk about because of the techincallities etc. of multi. You're calling solo boring, and we're calling multi boring. You're insulting us, we're insulting you. Therefore both sides are equally as gay. However, we didn't go to your site, and post on your message board about how boring multi is, but you did that to us. Therefore you're a complete gay and not many people here like you or your thoughts at all.

In fact shouldn't you have realised by now that trying to argue rationally with us is completely pointless and makes you more like a nerdy faggot? It looks as if it's gone to point where you are more here to annoy us than anything. But you're trying to cover up this childish behaviour by typing up well constructed sentences that mean nothing. We obviously have no interest as a whole, so what's the point of staying unless to deliberately devote out time towards your gay crusade. If you're going to be a fag, you may as well act like me and just call extremely good 'your mum' jokes.

I think that your dignity here has all but been stripped away completely and you're only staying because of the self enjoyment argueing provides you, but that just makes you more of a fag. Are you purposely trying to conceal the fact that you are aware that no one here likes you? Or do you seriously think this topic serves a good purpose in the discussion of multiplayer? Either way you're a fag.

BTW, I'm gonna have sex with your mum tonight, don't wait up.

pwned

-Karl

StartsStrats · « **Reply #187 on:** September 26, 2003, 12:04:00 pm »

I'm the one that looks foolish because *you're* flaming *me* -- because you're junking up the internet, wasting my time and yours with useless trash? Useless, because i would have to be an imbecile to take your comments personally: They typically aren't thought out whatsoever. Even Karl's long post, which he probably spent the same amount of time writing that he criticizes me for *in that very post*, is in essence just one long, illogical flame. How profound: It burns me more intensely than a real flame. Ouch -- it hurts! You idiots.

If *everyone* hated me then this topic would be gone, so nyah nyah, dicks. ::general salutes all around to ImPerfect C, modesty, matthijsd, cieloa, etc:: And, too, I am again reminded that several of you seem not to be keeping in mind (or else not even reading, tsk tsk) posts made in this topic not days ago, posts that suggest how foolish it is to have your hatred kindled by such lighthearted activities.

You're creating a vicious cycle, so I'm trying to escort you out of here or calm you down: Get a life! Really! Incorporate some positivity! *I'm* trying to do something constructive here -- something you therefore can't really criticize me about. How do you know it's constructive? Because the goal is to have fun.

Nothing I have done in these forums has suggested that I am "more here to annoy [you] than anything." I am here, as a peer, and more to *interact with* you than anything. For example, trudging through all the flaming felt worth it when Food supplied some info about the old mp league (it also felt worth it as I smote flamers thusly: "Wow, synchronized stupidity..." -- a tru boomshok-o'-the-lok! on a trio of asses...or was it supposed to be a quartet karl? u arrogant nimrod: u bookful blockhead). But as you can see, I *am* trying to annoy the flamers -- annoy them to leave me the hell alone!: I grow weary of chuckling at your pathetic message-board-hierarchy-based-authority-asserting!

"Walter, I love ya but sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that you're a godda.mn *moron*."

Face it: Cyber-bullying is extremely moronic -- and it's inexcusably *i*ronic, too; a perverse and pitiful amalgam of nerdiness and testosterone-mutant jock.

Peace 2 jerks -- let me know when we can stop laughing at each other. Thanks 2 friends.

"To my people in the world where the fu.ck you at?!"

*Oh* no, ezboard shall not edit the great and powerful Lebowski...

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #188 on:** September 26, 2003, 12:59:00 pm »

Who the hell is walter? it's weird how you think he's a moron and yet you love him.. I wish I could join.
Do you know you're a hypocrite? Do you know almost everyone is (at a certain point someone will always be)?

Also, adjust your English, if you can control yourself. Only talking to 2 jerks and 2 friends.. all the other jerks and friends must feel left out, I hear them crying.

Note: 1st person (I) is looking for enemies, they jolly me up.
since it's only the internet and we'll never meet we might aswell just make fun of everyone and have our fun, bashing is awesome, makes you wonder why they stopped bullying me while I liked it so much. Come on people, bully me to death! I deserve it, it makes me wet.

2nd note: My posts are highly complex and greatly build so only lesbians will understand them.

3rd note: I got 3 notes (nuts).

Dark0Perfection · « **Reply #189 on:** September 26, 2003, 03:37:00 pm »

Care to tell me who at this elite is actually interested in your Grand Experiment?

Your Eliteness · « **Reply #190 on:** September 26, 2003, 05:35:00 pm »

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I'm the one that looks foolish because *you're* flaming *me* -- because you're junking up the internet, wasting my time and yours with useless trash?

Firstly, we're both junking up the internet. We're both gay. But you posted on our message board, which makes you even more gay. Secondly, you say this flaming is useless trash. I agree. But it's not as useless as your website, spamming, and yourself.

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Get a life! Really!

And you go around different message boards advertising your site, what a great life you have.

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Nothing I have done in these forums has suggested that I am "more here to annoy [you] than anything." I am here, as a peer, and more to *interact with* you than anything.

We don't want your interaction. Please go away.

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To my people in the world where the fu.ck you at?!

Try looking in your mum's bed at about midnight each night.

Pwned.

tron2003 · « **Reply #191 on:** September 26, 2003, 07:31:00 pm »

Well I'll say this: don't mind the hate-posts. In fact by acknolwedging them so consistently, I fear you may have attracted a permanent following.

And not the good kind. Sorry...

Do I win because I spent the least amount of time typing this?

Not-so-Perfect-Dark · « **Reply #192 on:** September 26, 2003, 08:40:00 pm »

No, because you are gay.

pwned. Not to mention a football.

StartsStrats · « **Reply #193 on:** September 27, 2003, 03:08:00 pm »

~WJ~

........ ....... ...? Seriously: ? Now there's the Wouter I know and love!

~Dark0~

"Care to tell me who at this elite is actually interested in your Grand Experiment?"

I've had several participants and a lot of interesting discussion -- that's enough for me: "I'm just looking to talk strats!" ( pub20.ezboard.com/fperfec...c&index=33 ) And I can tell some good people are coming around, can tell by the occasional e-mails and IM's I get -- the right kind of people, people with open minds, people with compassion (did you know that half of intelligence is compassion?), people that want to have fun that isn't at the expense of someone else (cf. the competition-for-competition's-sake motif). See, you guys don't even know what I'm all about -- all you know is how to talk sh.it: A quality as disgusting as tubgirl.com. So I'll see you on the end of my verbal sword.

~YE~

"And you go around different message boards advertising your site, what a great life you have."

What are you criticizing, my participation in message boards (overwhelming hypocrisy on your part), or the 30 minutes or so I spend online a day cultivating a fun project? "I'm livin' in a cuckoo clock!"

I'll start responding to you again when you start making some sense, jackass...'kay?

~tron~

"In fact by acknolwedging them so consistently, I fear you may have attracted a permanent following."

Don't give them any ideas, please.

"And not the good kind. Sorry..."

Et tu, Brute?

I've already stated that it is not my intention to continue stomping these geeks, like so many Goombas, unless I can have some fun with it or use it as a vehicle for more constructive ideas. To the kind of people that I'm interested in attracting for TGE, these chickenhead-asses are making me look *good*...

...Good, and honest.

~NSPD~

Why did you post in TGE forums that one time anyway ( pub17.ezboard.com/fthegra...c&index=17 )? I thought you were hailing other Elites to participate...or was it just *spam*?

You fu.cking hypocrites. lmao.

Who else wants some? The power of positivity!

(Edit: I just realized that I can link to specific posts, as you can see -- my time-spent-per-response to The No-Minds is about to be reduced manifold...I do this out of respect to more dignified posters, including myself.)

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is but a dream."

MrFood1 · « **Reply #194 on:** September 27, 2003, 04:13:00 pm »

I obviously don't care about your opinion or your arguements, because argueing that you're not a gay fag to a person that is making it very clear that they think you're a gay fag, makes you an even gayer fag
:lol

Starts, we don't want you here...yet you stay. Do you have any idea how much of a loser that makes you look like? You're like the kid in school that followed a certain group of kids around even though they beat him up and stuff. Pitiful.

Seriously, nobody gives a damn about your gayness. The sooner you realize this and leave, the sooner we will all stop "wasting each others time." You say that us posting @#%$ to you is a waste of our time, yet you turn right around and post @#%$ back. We obviously don't care about your stupid attempt to look intelligent. Everyone here could post with the same grammatical and rhetorical finesse as you, but nobody wants to take the extra time to talk smart to someone who is so dumb. It's like hunting deer with a bazooka.

Go away.

Not-so-Perfect-Dark · « **Reply #195 on:** September 27, 2003, 04:22:00 pm »

I never said I wanted to join your gay little competition...I'm surprised anyone has. It's about as lame as taking it in the ass from a donkey, although I would rather take it in the ass from a donkey.

Read my post:
"Not so Perfect Dark
Member
(28/8/03 15:5

Reply blah
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Eliters, look, it's me! "

I was just pissing around. Spam on other boards = pwn

StartsStrats · « **Reply #196 on:** September 27, 2003, 07:14:00 pm »

"(did you know that half of intelligence is compassion?)"

~NSPD~

"Spam on other boards = pwn "

Hmm, well if what you've said is true, I guess I pwn all...you guys *gotta* stop painting yourselves into logical corners, it's too much. Really!</The Art of Self-Defense>

Dark0Perfection · « **Reply #197 on:** September 27, 2003, 09:39:00 pm »

Don't start with the pwned crap SS. Who exactly, EXACTLY, is interested in your little thingy here? You're not gaining the support of anyone. Even Derek, one of the most respectled people in this elite finds you quite annoying. Now please, I'm not flaming you, just leave.

MrFood1 · « **Reply #198 on:** September 27, 2003, 11:25:00 pm »

SS is a regular Picasso with his "art" of self defense the way he has the whole elite destroying him on a daily basis.

rpauk2002 · « **Reply #199 on:** September 29, 2003, 11:58:00 am »

Holy shit is this topic still going. I thought that SS would have been so pwned he would never have come back.

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