That's what everyone's been asking me all day. Well, no more secrets, I think it's time to come out in the open with the cold, hard truth.
Last night, the continent of Australia was struck by a large meteorite.
Apparently, the servers holding each of the Aussie player's times pages were instantly incinerated (presumably, along with their bodies). There is currently a desperate search being conducted for any surviving backup times pages. Please, if you have any info on where we could find them, contact me or Youse as soon as humanly possible.
Oh, and, I'm sure we'll really miss all of the Australians themselves, as well. Especially Your Elit- erm, I mean, Karl Jo- no wait... Neo, yeah, Neo. ...on second thought, nevermind.