Author Topic: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here! (Read 165143 times)

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1550 on:** December 29, 2009, 07:07:00 pm »

I AM the Aztec. Why should i exaggerate? If it wasn't 126 pace i would've known it.

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1551 on:** December 29, 2009, 07:26:00 pm »

Aztec Rankings

Top players on this level:
David Clemens - 300 points
Marc RÃ¼tzou - 295 points

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1552 on:** December 29, 2009, 08:43:00 pm »

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #1553 on:** December 29, 2009, 09:19:00 pm »

Quote from: david n clemens

Aztec Rankings
Top players on this level:
David Clemens - 300 points
Marc RÃ¼tzou - 295 points

PWN'D by The Champ!

(nice one Clems!)

Lovins · « **Reply #1554 on:** December 29, 2009, 10:45:00 pm »

Pwned.

But seriously, make that vid, sounds insane.

qstarh · « **Reply #1555 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:00:00 pm »

ahhh... Providing added motivation to the young challenger... I love it!!

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1556 on:** December 30, 2009, 04:49:00 pm »

Student vs teacher

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #1557 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:16:00 pm »

so in the last 3 days:

Caverns SA:

125-30
124-15
123-9
122-2

about 80% of the time it's objective C that causes me to fail-the other 20% of the time it's B, but i just finish anyways...

i think i finally figured out how to be consistent enough to nail at least 123! wOOt!

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1558 on:** January 02, 2010, 04:36:00 pm »

Jungle Agent 0:51 - Haha. Kinda sucks. Missed 2nd. drone (The mine landed on the tree) one back from Xenia, but insane ending though. 7:1 ratio. I should get 51 very soon.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1559 on:** January 02, 2010, 10:25:00 pm »

Fuck, another 0:51 fail. The game really enjoys just giving a good ending away when it knows it's a fail anyway so it can see me in pain.

RWG · « **Reply #1560 on:** January 06, 2010, 02:54:00 am »

Surface 2 Agent 0:49

Comms link damage. After the comms damage message appeared, I felt 4 subsequent explosions and A still didn't complete. It was bizarre.

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #1561 on:** January 06, 2010, 12:57:00 pm »

just curious as to why you would still be playing that level... has it even been theorized that :48 is possible?

anyways, congrats because i failed like 350-400 :50's (Comms OBV) before i actually nailed my :50! in all of that time i only failed :49 once so i just told :49 to suck it!

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #1562 on:** January 06, 2010, 12:59:00 pm »

^ nevermind... i thought you already had :49

qstarh · « **Reply #1563 on:** January 06, 2010, 02:28:00 pm »

If the mine warps the corner then weird things like that sometime happen usually in relation to how far and at what angle you are compared to the comms. room.

RWG · « **Reply #1564 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:13:00 pm »

Surface 2 A 0:51 quitout, comms completed

Missed the fucking door. Knew this was going to complete the moment I threw it. Ughhhhhhhhhhh.

AZ · « **Reply #1565 on:** January 07, 2010, 12:28:00 pm »

Jungle 00A 0:59 (obj A)

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1566 on:** January 07, 2010, 02:31:00 pm »

Silo Secret Agent 1:12 (dat)

the run had some insane parts, but then ubercrappy ones too.

AZ · « **Reply #1567 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:22:00 pm »

Jungle 00A 0:59 (obj A)
Jungle 00A 0:58 (obj A)

Boss · « **Reply #1568 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:39:00 pm »

TheBigBossman007: bullshit, you won't believe it
TheBigBossman007: textbook glass execution
TheBigBossman007: guards acted kinda dumb..
TheBigBossman007: fucking missed the data
TheBigBossman007: assholes from 2nd room
TheBigBossman007: hit me right as I got to it
TheBigBossman007: so I continue..
TheBigBossman007: get in the final room, barely got hit in there
TheBigBossman007: lived..
TheBigBossman007: 129
TheBigBossman007: obj A FAILED

Infected Mind · « **Reply #1569 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:01:00 pm »

Ouch that sucks!

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1570 on:** January 09, 2010, 12:04:00 am »

Bunker 2 Agent 0:24 (B)

The best warp ever in the history of The Elite. The keyguard was very far away, but still managed 0:24. It wouldn't even make a difference if there was a glass door or not i was flying through like butter. Didn't even get a boost. Very good final warp too. Might as well just risk those insane warps rather than wait for that stupid keyguard to be in place.

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1571 on:** January 09, 2010, 02:42:00 am »

I doubt it was the best ever. Didnt Dans 24 have a perfect warp almost? And i've certainly had 24s with great warps. I know one time i had a 46 fail on SA where i got boosted through really insane, like those caverns 103s.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1572 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:09:00 am »

Yeah i saw Dans warp. Nothing like mine though. I basicly ran through the glass. I warped just as i hit B so the door was barely open.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #1573 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:22:00 am »

vid and compare

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1574 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:34:00 am »

No thanks.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #1575 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:41:00 am »

"best this and best that"-claims are totally worthless without a vid. noone cares if you got a billion 24s in a row or had the most insane cell warp such that the guard got scared to death if it's just you talking it up. (same goes for many claims of others)
if you think it's so important to mention then it's worthy of a vid. otherwise spare us the details that you don't really care about (aka your brags).

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1576 on:** January 09, 2010, 10:01:00 am »

Why a vid? Just imagine the warp in your head Wouter. I say what i want to say, i don't have to get permission from you.

vitor · « **Reply #1577 on:** January 09, 2010, 10:49:00 am »

"The best warp ever in the history of The Elite"

I'm sure it was a great warp, but after so much crap you said here (aka OMG AZTEC 1:26 PACE).. yeah, you need a video

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1578 on:** January 09, 2010, 12:50:00 pm »

Alot of ppl have had best warp ever in elite's history

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #1579 on:** January 09, 2010, 12:58:00 pm »

like I said, I don't care about the warp. but apparently you do if you felt the need to mention it

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1580 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:50:00 pm »

Silo Secret Agent 1:13 (A)

lol, 1:11 if the cam door wasnt fucking closed on me for ages and I missed the first B press on final lift too

otherwise it was a quite good run.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1581 on:** January 11, 2010, 07:34:00 pm »

Bunker 2 SA 0:47 (Last cam) backboost by glass door guard.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1582 on:** January 12, 2010, 05:34:00 pm »

Tons of Bunker 2 47 fails.

Had one where i missed 2nd. cam. It's so stupid.. ALMOST everytime you missed a previous camera, the 5th. and 6th.camera blow up. Anyone had the same experience?

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1583 on:** January 12, 2010, 05:46:00 pm »

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1584 on:** January 12, 2010, 06:48:00 pm »

Nope. I got the 5th and 6th cameras every time.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1585 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:11:00 am »

Bunker 2 SA 0:46

LOOOOOOOOOL 4th. cam.

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1586 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:20:00 pm »

111

DAT, really really low.

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1587 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:27:00 am »

111 (2)

everything failed but the scientists, .99 too

Wody · « **Reply #1588 on:** January 19, 2010, 05:21:00 am »

Facility Agent 0:45... I exited a hair to early and it failed it was a SOLID 45 pace also.

speedruntrainer · « **Reply #1589 on:** January 19, 2010, 06:48:00 am »

, whoa! I see a WR very very soon. GOOD LUCK!!!

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1590 on:** January 19, 2010, 07:30:00 am »

Silo SA 1:11 (Telemetric data shit)

3 bacboosts ftl.

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1591 on:** January 19, 2010, 03:53:00 pm »

112

D failed in the third room from that big rocket thing

oh well, I guess it would have been a 1:14 anyway if completed so whatever but its annoying since I had another 1:12 going earlier and the very last guard decides to sidestep and I get stuck on him for an eternity and just quit out... I mean, has that even happened to someone else before? It was the debut for me atleast! Another funny thing that happened was that I also got backboosted by the console where the first keycard scientist stands in the first room, but it was another run tho.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1592 on:** January 19, 2010, 04:07:00 pm »

What unluck.. Poor Henning

Lovins · « **Reply #1593 on:** January 21, 2010, 01:00:00 am »

Silo SA 1:16 (camera shot). Wow, can't believe how easy this speed is. But 1:09 is just freaking insane.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1594 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:52:00 am »

Yep 1:09 is lunatic. Even better than 1:02 imo.

GoldenGreg007 · « **Reply #1595 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:30:00 am »

Silo Secret Agent 1:15 (missed DAT)

Also had a 1:16 with too many scientists getting killed.

RWG · « **Reply #1596 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:36:00 am »

Quote from: Henning Blom

112

D failed in the third room from that big rocket thing Â oh well, I guess it would have been a 1:14 anyway if completed so whatever but its annoying since I had another 1:12 going earlier and the very last guard decides to sidestep and I get stuck on him for an eternity and just quit out... I mean, has that even happened to someone else before?Â

Realistically over 40 times on sub 1:14 pace runs from 2006-2009.

GoldenGreg007 · « **Reply #1597 on:** January 31, 2010, 02:42:00 am »

Silo Secret Agent 1:14

Careful with those scientists, James.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1598 on:** February 12, 2010, 03:04:00 am »

S1 - Countless of 104 pause outs. Had a few where i only missed one bullet on the right lock

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1599 on:** February 12, 2010, 04:55:00 am »

104 pauseouts arent necessarily 102 speed. It needs to be a low 104. I remember having some 103 quits on solid 102 paces where i fucked up the locks.

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