Author Topic: Post Your Best Legit (And Semi-Legit) Fails Here! (Read 165145 times)

Wody · « **Reply #1600 on:** February 12, 2010, 05:13:00 pm »

yeah i remember having 18 shot 103 quitouts

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1601 on:** February 15, 2010, 06:58:00 am »

Facility SA 0:34 (quitout)

Damn, this was my best run ever. Low 45 pace in the labs.

Wody · « **Reply #1602 on:** February 15, 2010, 12:53:00 pm »

pure Dave...

Facility Agent 0:45(2)

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1603 on:** February 16, 2010, 04:02:00 am »

Surface 1 SA 1:50

Missed safe lol

GoldenGreg007 · « **Reply #1604 on:** February 16, 2010, 09:50:00 pm »

Silo 00 Agent 1:38 (satellite)

Would have been a 26-second cut and a large point increase, but I'm aiming higher anyway..but still.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1605 on:** February 17, 2010, 04:39:00 am »

Facility Agent 0:45 (B)

I pulled off the Lockwood

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1606 on:** February 17, 2010, 01:13:00 pm »

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl

Facility Agent 0:45 (B)

I pulled off the Lockwood

speedruntrainer · « **Reply #1607 on:** February 19, 2010, 08:27:00 pm »

Caverns Secret Agent 1:32 (Death) A few of them now.
Caverns Secret Agent 1:29 (Somehow C didn't complete)
Caverns Secret Agent 1:27 (D) lol, was boosted by a guard in drone room.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1608 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:01:00 am »

Bunker 2 SA 0:46 (Last cam)

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1609 on:** February 25, 2010, 04:09:00 pm »

Control Agent 4:01

Control Agent 4:00

speedruntrainer · « **Reply #1610 on:** February 25, 2010, 07:25:00 pm »

Control Agent 4:07 (Death before the door after last mainframe.)

Control Agent 4:11 (A)

Inkosi, How are your control sessions? I got these fails after 30+ minutes of play today

Control Agent 4:13

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1611 on:** February 25, 2010, 07:47:00 pm »

My sessions where fine.

speedruntrainer · « **Reply #1612 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:40:00 am »

Well, not for me

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1613 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:09:00 am »

Just watch vids and do the exactly same at the control room when you meet Nat the second time and enter the final lift 18 seconds from when her last message disapears. It should be impossible to get more than 4:06

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1614 on:** February 26, 2010, 12:09:00 pm »

Control Agent 4:00 (2)
Control Agent 4:00 (3)
Control Agent 4:00 (4)

Control Agent 3:59
Control Agent 3:59 (2)

(Obj A)

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1615 on:** February 27, 2010, 01:17:00 pm »

Control Agent 3:58
Control Agent 3:58 (2)

Had several 358 fails but these two was def legit. 15 minutes appart.

Control Agent 3:58 (3)
Control Agent 3:58 (4)

(4) was the best i had so far. Guitar riff started when i was out the first door, 3:0 ratio, perfect glass blow.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1616 on:** March 02, 2010, 12:53:00 pm »

Control Agent 3:58 (30)

Only a few of them is actually legit. The rest of them is kinda low 359 pace.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1617 on:** March 02, 2010, 05:49:00 pm »

INSANE 358 PACE RUN, NAT JUST FINNISHED HER WORK I GO UP AND OPEN THE BROWN DOOR WHEN I GET BACK A SON OF A COCKSUCKER THROWS A GRENADE AT NAT THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS GAME

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1618 on:** March 02, 2010, 08:07:00 pm »

Yeah, had that happen on a few runs. Trust me you have no idea how much gayness I have gone through on Control, and 358 is pretty much guaranteed to take 100+ hours so enjoy it.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1619 on:** March 02, 2010, 08:36:00 pm »

100+ hours? Doesn't scare me!

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1620 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:03:00 am »

Control 358 (50)

Several legits lol

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1621 on:** March 06, 2010, 03:42:00 pm »

Control 358

Once in a lifetime run

low 358 pace. Exited high 358. Fuck this level. I've only played 30 hours and i'm sick of it to death.

Infected Mind · « **Reply #1622 on:** March 06, 2010, 04:48:00 pm »

100+ hours > you!

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1623 on:** March 06, 2010, 05:00:00 pm »

Doesn't mean i'll do it 100 hours at once! Control A is just going to be a level i will play a couple 2-3 hours every week from now.

Infected Mind · « **Reply #1624 on:** March 06, 2010, 05:01:00 pm »

Just trying to keep you motivated lol =]

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1625 on:** March 07, 2010, 07:33:00 am »

Control SA 4:27 (A, on a SA speedrun)

Wow, I've seen some silly fails doing SA speedruns, but this could be the dumbest so far. I seriously waited like 10 extra seconds by the lift for Nat, after a while I figured she escaped without me realizing it and entered the lift, but nah, bitch was hanging a gangbang with the black hat guards I guess.

Illu · « **Reply #1626 on:** March 07, 2010, 08:55:00 am »

Next time if she doesn't escape go and join in.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1627 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:18:00 pm »

Shove 4 cocks in that bitch's throat and smash her head with a bat.

RWG · « **Reply #1628 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:29:00 pm »

Quote from: InkosiDeVinyl

Control 358 (50)

Several legits lol

lol @ "several legit"

are the "non legit" ones when you are NOT literally gambling in a casino at the end of the level?

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1629 on:** March 07, 2010, 12:57:00 pm »

The non legits are really just the runs that are on the edge of low 359 and high 358 pace wich would need the fastest Nat wich is most unlikely. I began to pause out on those some time ago though.

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1630 on:** March 08, 2010, 06:49:00 am »

Lol, Cradle SA 1:29 quitout after Trev suicide strat failed and I had to hunt him down twice and he was still not dead, omg.

This run had a few bad times, but it also had Bunker 2 52, Control 418, Caverns 132 and some other decent times.

I think I am going to retire from full game speedruns though. I tried Aztec like 3 times tonight and the glass didnt open on any, even with luring a whole bunch of guards it seems to require quite a bit of luck since sometimes the guards just go for you and not the glass, which seems random. The Agent record is too maxed now as well and 00A is just boring since it takes so long to do runs and is also annoying to complete.

Infected Mind · « **Reply #1631 on:** March 08, 2010, 01:14:00 pm »

awww damn. Hopefully you give it another go in the future, but ge is full speed run gayness

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1632 on:** March 10, 2010, 04:17:00 pm »

Control Agent 3:58

*starts dreaming*

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1633 on:** March 10, 2010, 06:07:00 pm »

He he i actually imagined you would take on this level very soon. You have probably already found out that 359 speed is at the same level with Dep 26 and Run 23. Remember to post in the PR topic when you get it though, or Dave will get mad

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1634 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:04:00 pm »

I would have posted 3:59 in the pr topic probably from the beginning but then again, 3:58 has been unproven for quite awhile now so I kinda agree/disagree on both sides for that question. Maybe 3:59 should be allowed to be posted in wr topic if adding "site record" or some kind of text that says that David's 3:58 is not yet proven or something alike. Lol, atleast its a suggestion.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1635 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:18:00 pm »

Dam 1:58 7:1 ratio, missed door warp. Failed to eliminate the 2nd. alarm

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1636 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:38:00 am »

CONTROL SA 4:33

OH MY GOD THIS WAS ON A GOOD SA SPEEDRUN AND WAS LIKE 4:18 PACE I WAITED BY THE LIFT FOR A FUCKING LIFETIME AND WAS ABOUT TO DIE SO I HAD TO ENTER AND OH MY GOD SHE STILL FUCKING FAILED LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ID RATHER HAVE A CROCODILE SUCK ON MY COCK THAN SPEEDRUN THIS SHIT ANY MORE ID RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARREAH DUMP IN MY EAR

Scrambler Fanny · « **Reply #1637 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:44:00 am »

^ Best pick up line of all time!

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1638 on:** March 28, 2010, 06:18:00 am »

Rare made a really fucking good job at pissing of the speedrunners on purpose. They are playing with us.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1639 on:** March 28, 2010, 08:41:00 am »

Missed stairs, 1:59 pause out It's hard to see where the stairs is on fullscreen

Henning Blom · « **Reply #1640 on:** March 28, 2010, 08:42:00 am »

That happened to me when I only had 2:00, but I paused out a 2:00 though, damn I was so pissed

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1641 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:53:00 pm »

Dam 1:57

7:1 ratio. Failed to destroy the 3rd. alarm. Can't wait till i nail that son of a bitch and feel the fresh air jumping of the Dam.

Lovins · « **Reply #1642 on:** March 28, 2010, 08:21:00 pm »

Quote from: david n clemens

ID RATHER HAVE A CROCODILE SUCK ON MY COCK THAN SPEEDRUN THIS SHIT ANY MORE ID RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARREAH DUMP IN MY EAR

DYM · « **Reply #1643 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:20:00 am »

Facility SA 0:59 (death at the final door)

Well this for sure was 54, possibly 53 even though I had a bad Trev since it was a pretty good run. I was just about to enter the door and I got killed by some guard. This level is extremely annoying.

RWG · « **Reply #1644 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:55:00 am »

Sounds fake to me.

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1645 on:** March 29, 2010, 06:01:00 am »

lol. I once failed a 53 leaving like .01 too early, it is annoying indeed. I had a session today that went nowhere cause Doak wasn't there.

Also I failed a Dam SA 117 missing 1 bullet on the last alarm with no boosts. Kinda annoying.

Darth Vader · « **Reply #1646 on:** March 29, 2010, 11:46:00 am »

Hehe try it on 00A. I failed a 116 with 3:0. You could give SA a shot too, but it's 100 times more inconsistent to get 2:0 and a good gate. It just takes fucking hours.

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1647 on:** April 03, 2010, 12:48:00 am »

Bunker 2 Sa 45 X2 (5th cam)

vitor · « **Reply #1648 on:** April 03, 2010, 02:34:00 am »

marc's avatar? haha

Time was untied when set. · « **Reply #1649 on:** April 03, 2010, 03:06:00 am »

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