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« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2007, 01:47:00 pm »
Henrik, I've noticed that in a lot of vids, but yea it's probably news to most others :p
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« Reply #51 on: November 01, 2007, 12:41:00 pm »
The image still on my new DLTK Archives is again Mishkin beside himself.  But since it's Halloween we'll meet his ghost.

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« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2007, 05:37:00 pm »
Cradle Agent 0:35+0:36 (in a row) :eek
teh peoples champ

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« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2007, 04:23:00 pm »
Randomly fooling around in some level like Egypt with no aim in view.

Accuracy 77.7 percent.

Enemies killed 77.

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« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2007, 09:17:00 pm »
I'm pretty sure the-elite doesn't have millions of fans  :) .
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« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2007, 11:30:00 pm »
Jimbo counts as 1 million



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« Reply #56 on: November 11, 2007, 05:57:00 pm »
Natalya not caring if Boris dies on Control is common if you're far away enough.

When I was doing Jungle LTK, I got the message Objective D complete when the barrels exploded near the last part.  Probably a common glitch since we're so close.  Wasn't going to use it to cheat because I'm not that way.

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« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2007, 03:10:00 pm »
Whoever said using glitches is cheating?
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« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2007, 09:17:00 pm »
GoodSpeed... Welcome to the elite matey. Why not create a topic and tell us all about yourself?

Just so you know. Writing in the WR topic without a WR is an instant 3 day ban:   so be careful there :)  

Anyway welcome to the elite :)

EDIT: And be sure to get all my movies on your youtube channel ;)

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« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2007, 02:09:00 pm »
"Too bad I didn't got it taped"

hahahaha weeeeeeeeeeeee :|

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« Reply #60 on: November 23, 2007, 03:38:00 pm »
There will be videos of all WRs eventually, the rules are that you have to have a vid if you got a WR, Bryans vids will be out eventually, we're all still waiting for the vids to be send out to someone who can make them.

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« Reply #61 on: November 23, 2007, 06:50:00 pm »
*Possible dangerous insight, read on at own risk*

Ok, to get this off my chest I think you need vids if you're ten seconds behind the current wr or closer.  If all things were equal I would simply claim I'm one second behind all the world records since I don't need proof.  Clearly putting me into second or third place or something when I'm clearly not.  I think anyone who joins theelite should get a certain default time behind the record since it doesn't matter that much how much slower you are anyway.

And goodspeed, they're still finding faster times here so you've got your work cut out for you and some of them dominate one level or two.

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« Reply #62 on: November 23, 2007, 06:54:00 pm »
depot 36 is as good as aztec 00 154


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« Reply #63 on: November 23, 2007, 07:45:00 pm »
Unless someone gets depot 37 and aztec 00 155, then they're considered equally bad.

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« Reply #64 on: November 23, 2007, 09:49:00 pm »
I still love your name Max. You have the best name ever, but with that, everything's said. :(

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« Reply #65 on: November 23, 2007, 11:05:00 pm »
^^:lol

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« Reply #66 on: November 24, 2007, 03:46:00 pm »
Okay, Max, I'm just gonna claim a bunch of times like Caverns 00 1:49 and Control 00 4:24, because those times are 11 seconds off the WR and must be bad. Anybody could get those.
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nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me
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« Reply #67 on: November 25, 2007, 01:14:00 pm »
What do you mean?  Yes, anyone can claim those but there not worth points.  Haven't checked what you consider the 'normal' ranks for some time but you don't get points for a time ten seconds off the record I think.  It goes to five seconds or something.

I'm not going to state how long this game's been out and stuff because it could almost go in General Chat or WR discussion or something like that.

Edit-a previous post of mine said I will tell more on December 07, 2007.  The day I'm added if that's allright.  I was considering not joining for certain reasons.

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« Reply #68 on: November 25, 2007, 02:20:00 pm »
ROFL that was the most unknowledged post ever made. Beats alecboy for sure
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« Reply #69 on: November 25, 2007, 03:25:00 pm »
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What do you mean? Yes, anyone can claim those but there not worth points.


The second one worth shitloads of points actually.

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Haven't checked what you consider the 'normal' ranks for some time but you don't get points for a time ten seconds off the record I think. It goes to five seconds or something.


You can be 3 minutes off the caverns 00 record and get points, the same for Aztec 00, there is 2 people within 10 seconds of the Control 00 record but I still have points (56 seconds off BTW).

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The day I'm added if that's allright. I was considering not joining for certain reasons.


I'm guessing those reasons are cos you're retarded.

At least I post the odd failed time here, I still don't get the point in you.

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« Reply #70 on: November 25, 2007, 04:09:00 pm »
I dunno, alecboy saw the brazilian ranks and saw Vitor had more points there than boss had on the PD ranks and made a topic about Vitor being champ.  Also, Larkin thought that if you untied your own untied everyone else lost points.  People are pretty clueless actually ;)
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« Reply #71 on: November 26, 2007, 05:29:00 pm »
I'm seeing 7m11s on Control by Andy Knack.  It's worth zero points and his name rhymes well with paddy wack.  Use your imagination there.

And I kinda came on the scene late.  In ten years there could be another dual champ named Ryan Rossheart with faster times.  So what did the past one mean?

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« Reply #72 on: November 26, 2007, 05:41:00 pm »
Wow, you're dumb. Andy does not rhyme with paddy at all.
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« Reply #73 on: November 26, 2007, 05:46:00 pm »
Not even the nerds can always agree on anything go figure.

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« Reply #74 on: November 26, 2007, 08:42:00 pm »
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I dunno, alecboy saw the brazilian ranks and saw Vitor had more points there than boss had on the PD ranks and made a topic about Vitor being champ.


:lol  Didn't know about that.

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« Reply #75 on: November 26, 2007, 09:00:00 pm »
Look in PD for "Boss = Dethroned? Discuss!"  I remember the title but I havent looked for it.

edit - Found a better one

p075.ezboard.com/fperfectdarkeliteperfectdarkelite.showMessage?topicID=5080.topic
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« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2007, 10:30:00 pm »
Got stuck on the other side of the Shutter door on train where Xenia and Alex stand

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« Reply #77 on: December 31, 2007, 05:02:00 am »
Alex? Alex? Who the fuck is Alex?

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« Reply #78 on: December 31, 2007, 11:49:00 am »
I'm Alex
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« Reply #79 on: December 31, 2007, 12:11:00 pm »
Maar net even anders!

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« Reply #80 on: December 31, 2007, 12:48:00 pm »
i thought i was alex?

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« Reply #82 on: January 18, 2008, 01:36:00 pm »
Didn't alex have something like that already ?

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« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2008, 01:38:00 pm »
that was funny as hell, haha!

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« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2008, 10:29:00 pm »
Sounds like you need to practice the train shot more, no 3 hours isn't enough, and spend less time uploading vids on youtube.

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« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2008, 10:33:00 pm »
^or at least put porn
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« Reply #86 on: January 20, 2008, 08:31:00 am »
as if my getfile doesn't have enough
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« Reply #87 on: January 20, 2008, 04:44:00 pm »
1: yeah happens
2: Youre just not fast enough, so try to be faster, you could check out my first 23 for a easy strat
3: You havent learned to play frigate, and stucks do happen.
4: Silo, same deal
5: Just keep trying, its not like you will get 26 in any other way, certainly not by complaining.
6: 4 bad cinemas? I have had 5 in a row, one good cinema, 3 in a row, one good cinema, 3 in a row again
7: Just deal with it
8: I dunno about this one. Ask Wouter
9: Strafe better?
10: lol, you definitely dont know anything about Frigate.
11: then learn to be better at 1.2?
12: Patience is the keyword for this level. Practise the grenade throw with cheats.
13: Another patience level.
14: Deal with it.
15: Its not like the analog stick is jumping by itself away from your thumb
16: strafe better...
17: Deal with it, and ppl can get 55 bad trev because they are fast.



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« Reply #88 on: January 20, 2008, 04:54:00 pm »
Obscure happenings those are none Mr. Rotmeyer.  Those happenings occur frequently in GE playing.  The game itself has troubles plentiful.
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« Reply #89 on: January 20, 2008, 11:47:00 pm »
Haha great post Henning

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« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2008, 03:10:00 am »


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« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2008, 03:17:00 am »
missing klobb guard with keycard after third cam on Bunker 2 SA???????
OMFG that SOOOO obscure. I can't even tell you how obscure THAT is.

Runway $@%%** up, can't get 23 on Agent?? what's this???
This is you not getting 23 done. Very obscure btw.

Frigate SA stuckages for nothing
Stop messing up your shoelaces.
messed up with silo
Not gonna answer this.

Depot 27??? why??? (watch video)
Not gonna watch video. that'll be too obscure to handle.

Bunker 2 SA 4 bad cinemas in a row
4 bad cinema's? check IMDB before you watch a movie next time.

roller door glitch when playing Turbo mode on Depot don't works
There are several thing that don't works. only fireworks.

What's up with streets A, SA and 00A???
They are fine. After visiting the hospital the doctor said they would completely cure to get back to your cartridge.

Frigate, what's with the Hostages??? A completes very late and i have this all a thousand times in a row or so.
The hostages need to be saved. Thats why the're being held hostage. I know it obscure, but give it a shot. When you complete it, i'm sure you'll be proud and you will upload it to your youtube account.

do i have to spend that hours without just even a complete with a good time?????
You have to spend that more hours on your english.

1.2 suckage
Try 21.56 (thats where you have to play with your feet and press the B button with your eyeball).

no grenade from guard at surface 2. i don't even try this. i just need to practice the timing
If you don't try, than you wont get any grenade. Nevaahhhh.

why rotating the tank when you enter the tank in Runway 00 Agent??? I see that in some vids. I not do this.
It makes the tank-seat feel more comfortable. you not do this.

statue just a boring level. don't even play this.
Well that'll explains your total time. very obscure btw.

Archives, very often blind Natalya??????
Sometimes she is blindfolded. It happens from time to time. I know its obscure, but you'll get used to it. Try to upload some blindfolded Natalya vids to your youtube account btw.

Analog stick that fall sometimes off your thumb
Ok. Here's what you have to do. While speedrunning, you have to eat crisps. The fat from your crisps on your fingers will make the analog stick very smooth.

caverns Agent, I have 1:07, i try this sometimes, can't get under 1:1o anymore
1:1o is very sick.

bad doak most of the time in facility, but i try this often, Facility is a very nice level. bad trev often
how in the world you can get 55 on SA and 00A with a bad trev???? (ive seen the videos)

So you try to get bad Doaks and bad Trev's? way to goooo!!

sorry to post this but this is frustrating
Sorry to read your obscure happenings because you just have NO idea of what you're talking about.

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« Reply #92 on: January 23, 2008, 11:37:00 am »
"There are several thing that don't works. only fireworks. "

That was a nice post.

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« Reply #94 on: January 23, 2008, 12:06:00 pm »
hahah thank you carathorn... its cause hes trying to get his post count up so he post stuff like this... think about it

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« Reply #95 on: January 24, 2008, 07:11:00 pm »
hahahahha

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« Reply #96 on: January 24, 2008, 07:31:00 pm »
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« Reply #97 on: February 01, 2008, 06:09:00 am »
Ok, I just had a run on S1 00 where a guard outside the doors of the comm building (like 1:30 into the level) pulled a grenade and threw it outside the building.  On my way out, the explosion was going through the wall and boosted me down the stairs.  In honor of this obscure happening, I will post all very obscure happenings I can think I've ever seen right now!  Stuff in red is ULTRA OBSCURE.

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Guard warping the boxes before the double doors and backboosting me several times.
Stuck in the basement door before mfs. (It was open, but then closed on me as I was passing through it, then I crouched and got stuck.  Guards were shooting at me but couldn't hit me.)
Door before last alarm (00A) being open.
Death while jumping off the end.  Was hoping the cinema would look like Eddie's cradle sky death but just showed 1 inch away to jump, kneeling with my face over the end and sliding back.

Facility:
30 hours straight (like 35-40 runs) of 55 or 56 pace runs on 00A with Trev in the worst possible spot (inside the tanks.)  Happened to Alex too.  We called it the Trev glitch.

Surface 1:
Death leaving 2nd hut on 00A.  4:2:2 to that point.
Crazy aforementioned grenade boost. ^
Guard chasing me into the safe hut.
3:0 to first hut on 00A.

Bunker 1:
Hitting all 4 cams during Boris' work on a PR!  (1:11 in my getfile, digcam vids, might be uploaded.)

Silo:
Shooting grenade in guard's hand outside 2nd room (happens a lot actually.)
Ouromov dropping his briefcase with normal speedrun speed.

Frigate:
Door to bridge room open. (SA strat)  I think Wouter's had this too.
Time saving glitch.

Bunker 2:
Getting a grenade (from the alarm guards, not in a speedrun)

Statue:
3:0 to Val.
Dying on 00A from hits only, no grenade. (was a 5:0 run with then a spawned guard backing me and killing me)

Archives:
The 2nd last door before Mishkin open on my first SA 55.

Streets:
4:0 to Val on 00A.
5:0 to the GL guard area on A.

Control:
Nat skipping her "I did it!" message.

Caverns:
Blue hatted guard on catwalk pulling a grenade.

Cradle
Killing Trev with the drone on agent (happened on a 0:39 PR when I was a huge n00b, killed him didn't know what to do, ran the wrong way after the ramp.)
That emoticon getting there is pretty obscure too.  I have no idea why its there^

I really do think I'm the player with the most obscure stuff happening on a regular basis.  Though I guess it makes it less obscure but you can see what Im saying with these crazy happenings here.
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« Reply #98 on: February 01, 2008, 06:56:00 am »
when something 'obscure' happens to me, I usually make video. probably had a bunch

as for the b1 thing, that isn't obscure, Rayan did that as his strat. it probably makes things easier since you can kill more guards instead of doing the far camera right away. his 3rd 1:07 is an example, tho I'm sure he used it on more runs.
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« Reply #99 on: February 01, 2008, 07:22:00 am »
Ryan, you ever seen my 2 streets rare videos?

Getting a boost after passing the first 2 random guards that show up after val, and before the 1st roadblock. Has only happen to me one time, well playing many hours of streets.

Also a run where i was doing the tank strat, and a grenade/rocket going off at the near 1st roadblock area, when i hadn't even turned the right corner yet, to get on the street.  I drove through the smoke that got left on that video.

Also for s1, 2 guards by hut we pass, opening the door to hut, they guard with the gl ammo in it.
Plus the not so rare, them killing themselves on the explosive barrels there, but funny as hell.

Another crazy thing, was not getting a single hit on caverns 00 in the drone tunnel, with no trev in the tunnel blocking my shots like jimbos pr.