Author Topic: Bunker 0:19! (Read 406 times)

Imperfect Clark · « **on:** February 27, 2007, 12:57:00 am »

Is worth 0 points. This first became true recently, looks like.

In summary, Robert Klee's 0:59 is worth -550 (a number too great in magnitude to be processed by modern computers), rivaled only by his 0:05 Duel agent (-430).

POST UR KLEE JOKES HERE (hint: polish joke meets norris joke)

RK · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2007, 01:10:00 am »

Just another thing to prove how active GoldenEye is.

DavidK5 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2007, 02:49:00 am »

I didn't know Klee played PD, in which case Duel 5 would be pretty awesome. Actually, just unlocking Duel is probably the greatest accomplishment in his gaming career.

SpiderWaffle · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2007, 03:32:00 am »

Now now, I don't think your being fair to klee.

Imperfect Clark · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2007, 08:13:00 pm »

ROBERT KLEE ONCE KILLED A SIZABLE THRONG OF PLATYPUSES BECAUSE HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MAMMALS THAT LAY EGGS.

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2007, 08:22:00 pm »

MY ALIEN MOM HAS LITTLE SERPENT CHILDS.

redsrule2500 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2007, 01:00:00 pm »

That's insane...Bunker 19 used to be insane time. Now it's not even worth a point............ :rolleyes

Soft-Hedwig · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2007, 01:26:00 pm »

When was B1 A 19 insane?

ParaGod64 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:01:00 pm »

id have to say either before sterling's era to never, because even I have 0:19 and I suuuuuuuck.

stan-the-man-1 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2007, 02:44:00 pm »

On Karl's fast times faq, it says "I myself am one of the few people who have gotten under 0:20."
So it was pretty insane then I guess.

Red Bull · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2007, 03:59:00 pm »

0:11 is under 0:20 too.

Thiradell · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2007, 10:55:00 am »

Karl's guide was in 2000...wow. 0:19 seems easy to me.

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2007, 11:24:00 pm »

*PLATYPI

SpiderWaffle · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2007, 04:59:00 pm »

from wikipedia: "There is no universally agreed upon plural of "platypus" in the English language. Scientists generally use "platypuses", "platypoda", or simply "platypus". Colloquially, "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is pseudo-Latin."

Wouter Jansen · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2007, 08:25:00 pm »

is it a yummy kind of pussies?

Matt-Cook1 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2007, 06:31:00 am »

That's the joke, SW

dragondragon18 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:45:00 am »

Believe it or not, I have found someone with worse times than Robert Klee. His name is Jonathan Machado. It appears he is long gone, since his page is no longer up, but I'll highlight some of his "better times here"

Runway A 4:51
Archives A 7:24
Streets A 4:58
Surface1 A 16:08
Bunker1 A 9:21

Now I believe Jonathan has what it takes to rival Robert, and with a bit of effort, maybe pass him one day.

Lovins · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2007, 02:50:00 am »

Lol what was he doing during those runs...jacking off?

bcks · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2007, 03:01:00 am »

But his name isn't as cool as klee, no dice.

SpiderWaffle · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2007, 05:29:00 am »

He still got DK mode though right?

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Author Topic: Bunker 0:19! (Read 406 times)